Being on a world that supports slavery is one thing. Buying a slave and bringing him into Republic space is entirely another. AnakinObiWan Slash.

Anakin gets himself some professional help...

Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.

Warning: Reading of these stories based on matches that totally happened may result in but is not limited to: tears of joy, loss of social life, substantial increase in penis size, belief in true love, blown mind. Format is heavily inspired by (and occasionally blatantly steals jokes from) Chris Bucholz from Cracked . com. Rated T for excessive cursing.

Short stories about any and every champion of the League. Each chapter is a new story, and continuations are in the title :] Suggestions are welcome! Long update times while I work on my other fics.

The Demacian scout tracks a quick Noxian assassin, but who is really being tracked?

"It's like this, Cait," Lux said. "Riven can bench a truck. LeBlanc can't. And as long as LeBlanc can't bench a truck, no one's ever going to vote for her." Chapter Sixteen: The Noxian General Election

Yasuo has always lived with the wind by his side. But when it turns on him, he must find his own path: to clear his name, to seek the truth. He does not know where his path will take him, but he is prepared for anything that will face him. Or so he thinks. Riven is lost, but she does not know what it is she looks for. Is it forgiveness? Is it strength? Or is it something else?

What happens at the Institute behind closed doors? Katarina x Garen.

Ashe has been Queen of Avarosa for five years and has begun the seemingly endless task of uniting the Freljord. She'd do anything for her people, even at the cost of her own heart. (This story is set before Ashe and Tryndamere are married.) AsheXOC and then AsheXTryndamere.

Kouen and Hakuei decide to have a child to ensure Kou will have a future King. Due to Gyokuen's disapproval they're careful to keep her pregnancy a secret. However when the Empress and extended family discovers their secret, drama ensues. Written for the Magi Meme Kink

Yasuo is new to the league, an outcast and shunned by the Ionians. Is he condemned to a life of silence and loneliness or will he overcome his past to make friends?

His face darkened,"I must kill." The proud hemomancer's encounter with the patriot mage on the Field of Justice was unexpected. Will she,the Lady of Luminosity,unveil his secrets and change him?Warning for blood,violence,and sexual contents in later chaps

A collection of one-shots revolving around the Kou Imperial Family and their relationships with one another. Includes Kouen, Koumei, Kouha, Hakuei, Hakuryuu, Kougyoku, and maybe some Gyokuen, Hakuyuu, and Hakuren later on. Mostly fluff.

Stressed by the summit Koumei goes to have a bath, only to be forced to share with the Sindrian General Ja'far. Both are hung strung and weary of each other which leads to some interest situations.

Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.

If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Sequel to Peer Pressure.

Peach blossoms are more beautiful than cherry blossoms. 100 drabbles of Akura-Ou/Nanami.

She asks him if he's ever wanted to travel the world. —meiei, koumei/hakuei.

"How unbefitting for a prince" - Koumei's unkempt appearance distracts Ja'far during an important meeting between Sindria and the Kou Empire.

Szayel Aporro's experiments turn Ichigo into a baby. The Espada, Aizen, Gin, and Tousen all have to take turns watching him.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Zagan proves that he still retains his human body, even where the eye can't see.

Four months really is too long to be away from home, especially if you have someone there missing you. Short MasShar drabble.

Koumei's fallen for a woman who's fit to be a queen.

As Morgiana struggles to choose what her household vessel should be, she finds unexpected advice from Masrur and learns a little more about his past in Reim. OneShot

It's half court expectation and half her own foolish insistence on modest femininity, he's sure, but sometimes it seems like she wears enough fabric to swaddle a bear and enough trinkets to fill a dungeon hall. And now… And now she is wearing very little.

"Hakuryuu isn't so sure about this conversation anymore, as Zagan seems just a bit too pleased with his master's chosen topic for discussion." - ZaHaku drabble to pass the time.

"He was an asshole, a foul bastard, an idiot. Zagan knew that would be just a small selection of the things his master would call him for this later, but it was so worth it to see his prince writhe and pant while around others."

Kouha helps Koumei conquer his dungeon.

Éponine sings, and Enjolras wonders. [Modern AU. Oneshot.]

Obi-Wan comes to grips with an eccentric fellow Padawan and negotiates acceptable terms of coexistence. A comedy of manners in very, very short scenes.

What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?

What happens when the whole of the Bleach cast hits Facebook? Havoc! Read about the antics of your favourite Shinigami via social-networking site. R&R

One could say she made me love her. For how can one resist such a lethal combination that is knowledge and beauty? Yes I love her. SS/HG Tragedy/Drama Rated T for Character Death

Gabriel knows he shouldn't fall in love with incorporeal souls, but to his credit, he has a feeling Sam's future body is going to be totally hot. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel.

Gabriel has never had to deal with such a troublesome fledgling before. Heaven help him. Pre-series at first, my own take on angels and whatnot.

/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.

Romance, AU. Convinced his brother is pining after Gabriel, Dean decides to unleash his genius matchmaking plans on the world. Cas just nods along. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel

Jimmy Novak is Loki's unwilling BFF, so becoming an angelic vessel was hardly the weirdest thing that ever happened to him. Unfortunately. Crack!fic.

Kurosaki Ichigo didn't have to win the war, her mind frantically supplied. But if he could distract Aizen just enough—just enough for her to take off with Gin, maybe, maybe...! A story of life after the Winter War. M to be safe.

Momo wants Toshiro to take a break. Toshiro wants to continue with his paper work. How will Momo try and get Toshiro out of the office with her and how will Toshiro try and get Momo out of the office? HitsuHina R&R

"So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the hell up."

Complete. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabe slash. 4 months after the apocalypse that wasn't, Sam, Cas and Gabe are brought back to life at the same time and place, leaving Sam to deal with two suddenly human angels and the fact that he can never see his brother again.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.

When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?

Rangiku Matsumoto had spent all twenty-two of her Valentine's Days alone. Then she meets a traveling businessman who promises to meet her for a date; same time, same place, every year. And somehow she thought it wouldn't get complicated... -AU-

Contrary to popular belief, Matsumoto Rangiku is not as promiscuous as most think.

Drabbles based on Gin and Rangiku's perspectives of each other. Things never spoken but should have been said. A happiness that should've been lived. He was attracted to her and would follow her like a moth to a flame

Quinlan Vos/Khaleen Hentz pairing. 10 drabbles about their relationship, each set to a song.

Back then, they hadn't known that showing your zanpakutō spirit to someone else was something you weren't supposed to do. Gin and Rangiku as kids in Rukongai.

Why do captains and vice-captains have to do so much paperwork? Yumichika and Rangiku have a theory. Crack, no pairings.

How did Aizen find the time to make his evil scheme and keep up his appearances as a captain? Well, it helps to have an illusion-type zanpakuto and a minion or two. Humor, crack-ish.

A story for small children . . . with Gin as main character. Crack. T for cursing, implied . . . stuff. Yes.

Birthday Gift for Rangiku. All night fun with leather stiletto heels! Absolute naughtiness inside. ONESHOT

Gin comes home late one night and finds Rangiku sleeping on her birthday. Rated M for sexual content

Rangiku finds Gin near death after Aizen's attack. Will he survive? Spoilers thru #417 of the manga.

In which Sam dwells on the past and things he shouldn't want, Dean and Castiel are delightfully obtuse and Gabriel rants because he cares. *Slash* Sam/Gabriel, implied pre-Dean/Castiel. Oneshot. Coarse language and Sexual references. Spoilers for 5.19

Hermione finally goes to talk to Snape about something that has been weighing on her for years.

AU. Sam grew up with Gabriel being a jerk to him. It isn't until he goes to college that he realizes it's because Gabriel has a crush on him. Sam/Gabriel with Dean/Castiel.

Princess Lothíriel of Dol Amroth finds her peace of mind disturbed by the arrival of a courier from Rohan. What she does not realize, however, is the fact that this is only the beginning... A tale of carpets, cabbages and cold water.

After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.

Five universes and ten people that Kit Fisto and Aayla Secura never lived in and never were. KitAayla pairing, warning for some rather evil Sith business. Romance, drama, action, angst. A strong T.

When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.

Gabriel keeps turning up and keeps helping Sam. Sam could use the company, awake and asleep.

AU. Everyone knows that a hanyou comes from the union of a human and a youkai. In this case, the union of a human and a youkai is brought about by a hanyou. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. Valentine's Day Oneshot.

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Volume II now available - more bachelors, more chances! MEFA 2010 First Place.

Snape does.

Oneshot. It’s Halloween, and Kagome keeps catching glimpses of something... or someone... out of the corner of her eye. An imposing presence, an implicit threat, and a message from beyond. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. CU, Modern Era, Divergence.

He could not let it all go, because the anger was coiled too tightly around his twin hearts. The anger and pain was still there, and Kit Fisto could no more release the negative emotions into the Force than he could let go of his love for Aayla Secura.

Annie goes on a blind date, Mitchell fights some strange new feelings, and George starts having cravings and mood swings. M/A, G/N, and some M/OC, A/OC.

Very Much AU, also containing mild slash. Thranduil maneuvers to have an unwilling Legolas marry Elrond. Not your usual slash: I write stories with intimacy, not heavy sex. If this flavor of tea offends you, please leave the pot for others to enjoy.

Ichigo was almost 100 percent positive the real Karin had been abducted by aliens. HitsuKarin

The year before the Ring War, Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth is sent to Rohan by her father to seek shelter from the storm brewing in Mordor. There she meets Éomer, Third Marshal of the Riddermark. Unfortunately they do not hit it off...at first

She knew romance was dead when he proposed via text message. HitsuKarin.

The REAL cause behind Global Warming is revealed! AND the reason why Yamamoto never gets a day off...Just, crack. Ukitake, Shunsui, Hitsugaya and Yama-jii. Written for nothing more than a silly little chuckle; no political agenda meant or implied. XD

HitsuKarin. Matsumoto should really get her mind out the gutter. Rated because the gotei thirteen are closet perverts and really shouldn't gamble so much. One-shot.

Byakuya falls in battle and wakes up married. Could anyone other than Hisana capture the heart of a Kuchiki? Bya/OC; Rukia is IN the fic and plays a large enough role to be noted. Char indicators do NOT equal pairings; THIS IS NOT BYA/RUK.

War camps make for strange bedfellows. Now, if Rukia could only remember to call him by the correct name... IchiRuki, total crack. Language and implied copulation. One-shot. Enjoy! XD

The entire roster of Gotei 13 characters go drinking in the Real World. Can Matsumoto pair them off with the perfect drink? EVERYONE is in this. Drunken shenanigans abound! Knowledge of bar drinks a must! Bottoms up!

Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...

Yachiru wants to know what grown-ups do when they're in love. Hilarity ensues! Oneshot.

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

“Well, Master, I think I’ve found the one positive aspect of this situation.” “Which is?” “The Temple won’t have to pay the costs for our funeral pyres.”

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.

Sequel to Blood and Ashes, continuing HitsuMatsu. Set in the future as established in BaA. Fluff! Drama! Mystery! More fluff! Rating for language and dark angstiness with the occasional lemon. See Author's Profile for UPDATES, etc. FINALE IS UP!

Domestic, Rangiku was not. When she offered to bake for him, Byakuya should have known something would go wrong. Bya/Ran.

Rangiku had never asked Gin where he was going, but a dream and a chance encounter convince him that the answer is more important than his life.

The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.

In an alternate universe where Qui-Gon survived The Phantom Menace, Obi-Wan and Anakin start to get know each other in Qui-Gon's absence. Gen, with mentions of past slash and pre-slash.

When Anakin is cast as the male lead in a romantic play produced by the Jedi Order, he soon realizes that he'd rather recite romantic sonnets to a certain Jedi Knight with a dimpled chin and bright eyes than the play's female lead. Slash.

This story expands on the RotS videogame's alternate ending by showing how Obi-Wan Kenobi and Padmé Amidala must both find the hope they need to continue in a galaxy suffocated by Darth Vader's dark side. Gen.

In three acts, young Anakin learns what really belongs to him. Gen, but with two background pairings, one het and one slash.

Obi-Wan wakes up in the middle of the night to fetch Luke a glass of water, assuring him that there are no things that go bump in the night, despite what his twin sister might be telling him. AU. Gen, with background slash implications between adults.

A three-year-old Obi-Wan follows Master Yoda around the Temple. Gen.

Qui-Gon Jinn survives the battle with Darth Maul and brings him back to the Jedi Council for interrogation. When Darth Sidious's identity is revealed, the Jedi Council rush to face their ancient foe, unaware of how outmatched they are... Gen.

Young Anakin Skywalker had never known his Master, Obi-Wan Kenobi, to fall ill in the year he'd been apprenticed. So, it was something of a surprise when Obi-Wan suddenly sat down in the middle of lightsaber practice, a palm pressed to his forehead. Gen.

While Qui-Gon is in a Council meeting, Obi-Wan is left with the care of young Anakin. Anakin's irritating, but much like a tumor, he grows on Obi-Wan. Gen.

Gin. Rangiku. Spoiler for manga chapter 314.

A long time ago, 'de-aged' Harry or Snape stories were very popular. I wrote this little ficlet but never posted it since it's not a whole story. But, I've now decided it can stand on its own. Just a couple quick scenes, but amusing none the less.

On the night of her miraculous rescue on Soukyouku Hill, as the revelations of Byakuya's confession wash over her, Rukia reflects on the Loves of her life...Oneshot, Rukia, Renji, Ichigo, Byakuya. Enjoy!

Why has Iroh never referred to Azula as his niece? It's always her title or her name, but never his relation to her unlike with Zuko and Ozai. Not incest.

MaulxObi slash AU. After defeating Maul on Naboo, Obi-Wan has to deal with an injured Master and a cranky Sith prisoner.

Matsumoto & Ichimaru have their final showdown & at the end Rangiku can't help but look back at the beginning...can Hitsugaya save her from her past? GinRan, HitsuMatsu. Set post King's Key arc. See author's profile for SPOILERS & UPDATES. Enjoy!

Quick fluffy viggie concerning ObiWan and some poor, unsuspecting couches and one Master unfortunate enough to have such a devoted apprentice. JAtimeline, taking place somewhere after QuiGon takes ObiWan as his apprentice.

Determined to punish Haldir for toying with her sister’s affections, Elanor undertakes to teach him a lesson. Will she succeed? Or will Haldir turn the tables on her? COMPLETE

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

Gin knows that his relationship with Rangiku is about to come to an end as Aizen's plans are set in motion. All that's left for him to do is say good bye to the only person to ever love him. Rated for sexual content.

Defining moments in Rukia's Shinigami career before she comes to the Living World. Byakuya, Kaien.

Severus Snape claims Hermione in a Voldemort triumphant world. Mature Themes. A little dark. Maybe Complete? Considering rewrite.

The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.

The Witch King reflects after being stabbed. Rating for slight language.

Rangiku remembers her relationship with Gin

Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.

The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.

I make money waiting tables and I don't know what you do. But I've been a waiter all my life, I can wait a while for you. RenjixRukia.

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.

Grimmjow and Rukia get married and have a baby. No, really.

Slash. The Sith deal in absolutes. The heart, however, is far crueller...for it offers no such simplicity. ObiWanMaul.

Just what the title implies. Anakin lays down a few rules, inspired by two sources. One, SG 1's fic about borrowing Daniel. And crazyundeadfairy's Obi Wan's rules for dealing with Anakin. R and R. I don't bite.

Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED

A stranger from another realm joins the fellowship, unaware of what danger, love and heartbreak lies ahead. OC but NOT a Mary Sue.

At the end of her life, Éowyn remembers all she has lived and all she would do all over again. A light drabble requested by kittycatness.

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.

Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.

Haldir travels to the White City for Aragorn's wedding, still suffering from his injuries from Helm's Deep. Keara is a healer, uncertain of her skills since the loss of her daughter. Can she do what the elves could not?

Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.

Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.