I try to update as much as I can. (Reviews make me write faster!)

Hey everyone! My name's Zackary Anderson; you can call me Zack, Zacky, Andy, whatever. I answer to pretty much anything!

I am male.

I write yaoi and I write it frequently.

I am a deist.

I am Jewish.

I am pansexual.

I am panromantic.

I have a weird (sometimes morbid, always inappropriate) sense of humor.

I'm constantly changing and developing my views.

I love art, books, Alan Rickman, equality and kindness.

Music inspires the types of fanfictions I write; send me a song if you think I'll be able to bring something out of it!

I don't take requests, apologies, but my train of thoughts is off the rails half the time and I'd probably never get around to it.

If you have any questions, please pm me even though I may not answer right away.

WARNING: I write smut, cursing, violence, gore, drug use, angst, and overall awkwardly disturbing shit. So, if that doesn't boat your float (or float your boat) then please don't read my crap, because most of my stories have atleast one of those in them.

I OWN NONE OF THE ANIME/MANGA/SHOWS THAT I WRITE FROM! PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! I'm too Jewish to pay a fine ._.

I like Absolute Boyfriend, Batman, Black Butler, Bleach, Blue Exorcist, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, CSI: NY, Death Note, Final Fantasy, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, InuYasha, Karakuradoji Ultimo, Kingdom Hearts, Lord of the Rings, Naruto, NCIS, Pirates of the Caribbean, Soul Eater, Star Wars, Supernatural, Teen Titans, Transformers, Vampire Academy, Vampire Knight, X-Men, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Zombie Power, and a bunch more.

Thanks for reading (even though a lot of people probably didn't)!