Hey! You have reached my profile! Here's some things about me:

Gender: i'm a girl...duh, just look at my name.\/\/\/

name: call me jessica or jess

age: between 10 and 100

where I live: somewhere in the usa...that's all you need to know.

Song of the day: Homecoming by Hey Monday

stories I've written:

The Doors of Death-in progress : might update once a week if I get lucky

Gone- COMPLETE!!!

My Fictionpress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/803381/ (click on it! You know you want to...)

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IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY STORIES THEN DON'T READ THEM! It's that simple.

things that I will NEVER write:

- Thuke (um...incase you haven't noticed, he's dead...)

- Pothena (that's just messed up)

-Pertimis (no, just no.)

- Twilight (not if my life depended on it)

- any paring (ex: percabeth, thalico, tratie, etc...) that's not a tragedy ( cuz tragedies are AWESOME plus, romance is not my thing at all)

- Katniss x Peeta ( cuz I like Gale...:P)

20 Percy Jackson Questions

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth

2) Favorite guy character? Nico

3)Favorite girl character? Thalia

4)Favorite god? Hades

5)Favorite goddess? Artimis

6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? HADES RULZ!

7) Is Luke hot? Uhhh...* Looks at crazy fangirls* no comment...? (yeah I think-*looks at fangirls again* I Mean don't think the guy who turned evil is kinda hot, go ahead, sue me for it. :P)

8) Would you join the hunters? Maybe

9) Archery or sword fighting? Neither. Kick boxing XD

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messaging

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Nemisis

12) Favorite book? The Last Olympian

13) Least favorite? Sea of Monsters

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? YEAR-ROUND! NO SCHOOL ORHOMEWORK BABY!

15) Favorite couple? Clarisse/Chris

16) Are you a demi-god? Umm... Heck yeah! Daughter of Hades at your service!

17) Who would be your parent? Hades or Hecate...or Janus...or maybe Nemisis

18) Favorite minor character? The guy in the Ares cabin who threatened to kill Percy. LOL

19) Ethan or Luke? Luke.

20) Favorite monsters? Hell hound.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

i'm soooo going to do this the next time i go to walmart

94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. 5% will be laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn stolen from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY! " And 1% (meee!!) will be up on the Empire State building with him, waving to the video cameras and shoving him off the edge.

TWILIGHT HATER 4EVER, DEAL WITH IT!

Please copy and paste if you are one of the 5% percent who are laughing/ 1% who are pushing him off.

PREP
You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.

You own something from Pacsun.

You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American Eagle

You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks. (who doesn't love coffee?)
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale ( I look at the clearnace stuff first.)
You have more than one house

Total: 3 (OoOo! But I hate preps! And what the heck with the cell phone thing? Having a cell phone doesn't make you a prep! That's so stupid.)

GOTHIC
Black is one of your favorite colors. (yup.)
You have thought about death.

You wear chains.
You like heavy metal. (eh...depends)

You've shopped at Hot Topic. ( Best. Store. Ever.)
You have worn black lipstick. (umm, no, I don't wear make up at all)
Your hair was/is dark. (naturally black!)
You dislike preps. (no one can dislike them more than I do)
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total: 3 (ok...yeah, I'm kinda goth)

PUNK
You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink ( no one can hate it more than I can, that's a fact)

You hate/dislike preps. (didn't we already go through this?)
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 3

GEEK
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's. (umm...overall, yeah)
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework. (More or less)

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total:4

EMO
You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.

You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence ( kinda)

You cry easily(No, my friends say I have no heart. Not true, my heart is just really, really small.)

You like emo music.

You hate being called emo. (I really don't care what people think of me)
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem (I don't do poems...)

You think emo chicks/dudes are hot (only some of them)

Total:2

GHETTO/GANGSTA
You like rap. (Absolutely in love with Eminem XD i dare you to listen to Like Toy Soldiers and not like it)

You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubber bands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot

You have free-styled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

Total:1

HARDCORE/SCENE
You like loud music (YUP!)
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes. (sometimes)
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco (eh)
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
Your hair has been died more than 1 color

Total:3

YOUR GUY SIDE

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats. (yes they are, deal with it)
xIts hilarious when people get hurt (YES IT IS!)
xYou've played with/against boys on a team

xShopping is torture. (YEAH...)
xSad movies suck. (I love voilent ones!)
xYou own/ed an XBox
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid(Do you expect me to remember?)
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool. (YEAH!!!)
xYou go to your dad for advice (I don't go to anyone for advice)
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
xYou like going to high school football games.
xYou used to/do collect baseball/football cards.

xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIts kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Black, it's awesome!)
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night.

Total:10 (in case you haven't figured this out yet, I'm a tom-boy...:P)

YOUR GIRL SIDE

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. (NEVER)
xYou love to shop.(never!)
xYou wear eyeliner. (NO, I DON'T WEAR MAKE-UP! Get that drilled into your thick skulls! :P)
xYou wear the color pink. (GAG! PUKE! VOMIT! ETC...)
xGo to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport. ( Cheerleading is so frikkin stupid.)

You hate wearing the color black. ( What!? I'm goth people! Hello?!)
xYou like hanging out at the mall. (NOT IF YOU HELD A GUN TO MY HEAD!)
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(DITTO ^^)
xYou like wearing jewelry. (DITTO ^^)
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe. ( I DON'T EVEN OWN ONE!!)
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.( didn't we go through this already?!)
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance.
xIt takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (five minutes. :P)
xYou smile alot more than you should. (no...I frown alot more than I should...deal with it.)
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like. (not at all)
xYou like wearing dresses when you can. (noooooo... I only wore on once...cuz I was forced to)
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies. (violent ones!!!)
xUsed to play with dolls as a little kid. (Are you trying to insult me?!?!)
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it (umm...would making them look like a zombie count? I did that once, it was really funny.)

Total: 1 (who saw this coming? I did! No, seriously, it's kinda obvious...:P)

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name.

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!)

Bolipoke

Percabethrocks

iloveseaweedbrain/kelley

LapdogDaVinci( Daughter of Calypso!)

Nerdius Bookwormius

DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!)

Alice O'Hare [Daughter of Athena! Whoo!]

Oceangirl511/Kate {daughter of Alycone, goddess of the sea! WHOO!}

daughterofAthenasodontcrossme (daughter of athena in case you didn't guess)

Kittycat32 (Daughter of Athena!!)

EvilAndI'mProudOfIt (daughter of Hades, god of the frikkin UNDERWORLD! WOO! Go Nico)

Opposites:

Sun or Moon: Moon

Night or Day: Night

Spotlight or Shadows: Shadow

Cold or Hot: Cold

Loud or Quiet: loud

Black or White (color not race): Black

Fight or Flight: Fight baby! I punch hard!

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Nico

2. Zoe Nightshade

3. Hades

4. Annabeth

5. Thalia

6. Luke

7. Travis

8. Bianca

9. Ares

10.Posiedon

11. Kronos

12. Aphrodite

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Luke/Kronos umm...no.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Annabeth? What the hell? I'm a freaking girl!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Aphrodite...got...Bianca...pregnant...*faint*

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Ares? No...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Zoe and Luke?! ...there's so, so many things wrong with that...but...at least they're both dead. Makes more sense than ThaliaXLuke.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Thalia/Ares or Thalia/Posiedon. Um...no comment.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Travis walked in on Zoe and Aphrodite making out...he'd faint.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Hades/Posiedon.Umm...Zeus went and had another demigod kid witha mortal even though the big three swore on the styx not to. Posiedon and Hades are mad.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Nico/Bianca. Yeah, family fluff

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

To Win Her Heart. Travis asks Aphrodite for advice on how to get Katie Gardner.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don't know...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Kronos?? Are you sirious? How would I know?!

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Zoe/Annabeth/Thalia? IDK! Stop asking me questions that I don't know the answer to! *glares*

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Bianca.I don't write song fics...but...If I die Young by the Band Perry (as much as that song annoys me) it's self explanitory.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Nico/Luke/Aphrodite. WTF! Uhhh...warning: Crazyness inside.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Thalia...maybe yesterday?

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

Nico and Travis are in a happy relationship (WTF!!!!) until Ares runs off with Travis (WTF!!!!). Nico, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kronos (*faint*) and a breif unhappy affair with Luke (Okay, Nico...you are not GAY stop dating guys!) and follows the wise advice of Thalia (if she's wise then I'm an elephant...) and finds true love with Thalia (finally! Something that makes sense!)

What title would you give this fic?

Disturbing Crackfic that no one should read

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

Travis and Bianca? Um...bet 20 drachmas on Bianca winning (daughter of Hades with control over the dead...duh.)

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Eh, makes sense...I'm a daughter of Hades after all so Thalia would be my cousin!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Bianca and Kronos...in a closet with a rubber ducky...*shudder* I would call the cops on them and then call a theripist because I would have been scarred for life.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Zoe's dead. Oh...wait...okay, then she's going to Tartarus. (Daughter of Hades. ;) I can do things like that)

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Hades and Ares...DAD HOW COULD YOU!? I'M OFFICIALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE!

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Aphrodite? Oh, I wouldn't be surprised. Not. At. All. Siriously.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Posiedon. Nobody messes with my stuff. Not even a god. He's dead. But first he has to take me to his undersea palace! XD Then I'll think about not killing him XD

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Nico? Optimistic? Yeah, and I'm the world's biggest Justin Beiber fan (FYI: I CANNOT EVEN STAND HEARING HIS NAME, TYPING IT TOOK ALL OF MY WIL POWER!) . I'd break his nose and if he's sill optimistic after that I'd be like "Aw, shit. The mayans were wrong, the world ends in 2011 not 2012!"

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Annabeth gave me a daisy? Um...does she realise I hate flowers?

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

There are a bunch of things wrong with that...first, Luke's dead. Second, he's a guy...do they even brush their hair? Third, I don't use hairbrushes, my hair is so freaking staight and silky without me doing anything to it that I don't even bother to brush it (envy me ;)). So if Luke decides to steal my nonexistint hairbrush I'd just shrug and walk away.

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Travis, Ares and Annabeth show up at my house at three in the morning and start singing Baby by Justin Bieber...hmm...I'd think Shut the FU*K up! Then I'd duck tape their mouths shut, tie them up, shadow travel (daughter of hades, remember?) us to Alaska, make a 100 foot deep hole appear in the ground, fill it with scorpions, and toss them down there, then go home and go back to sleep...Yeah...I'm not a morning person...

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Zoe and Kronos are my teachers...*evil grin* oh, this is too good! Zoe could teach me how to shoot a bow and arrows and Kronos can teach me tips on torturing people! *evil laughter*

Pick the month you were born in-

January ~ I killed
February ~ I smelled
March ~ I ran naked with
April ~ I jumped
May ~ I ate
June ~ I shot
July ~ I danced with
August ~ I loved
September ~ I kissed
October ~ I robbed
November ~ I slapped
December ~ I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 ~ A banana
2 ~ A homeless guy
3 ~ A house
4 ~ A mop
5 ~ Barney the dinosaur
6 ~ A sock
7 ~ A stripper
8 ~ My lover
9 ~ My teacher
10 ~ An iPod
11 ~ A movie star
12 ~ A phone
13 ~ An angel
14 ~ A drunk guy
15 ~ A crack head
16 ~ A pillow
17 ~ A cat
18 ~ A teletubby
19 ~ A hobo
20 ~ Paris Hilton
21 ~ A dog
22 ~ A bird
23 ~ Elmo
24 ~ A rock star
25 ~ My toothbrush
26 ~ A glass of milk
27 ~ The kool-aid man
28 ~ A French fry
29 ~ A lesbian
30 ~ An emo
31 ~ A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White ~ Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black ~ Because the voices told me to.
Pink ~ Because I wanted to.
Red ~ Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown ~ because I’m on crack.
Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun!
Purple ~ cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray ~ because I’m cool like dat
Green ~ Because big bird told me to. Acctually it's camoflaged

Orange ~ Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon ~ because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue ~ Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye ~ because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None ~ Because The aliens did experiments on me.

I shot Pearis Hilton because Big Bird told me to!