Have you ever gone to a fancy restaurant, sat down, and the waiter comes out with a loaf of bread and a couple packets of butter? Then you look at the loaf with a hunger lust, one that needs to be sated. You grab your knife and cut a slice of bread, spread butter on it, then take a bite out of it. Its the best bread you've ever had, you finish off the rest of the loaf with greed in your fingers, but in your careless feasting you cast upon yourself a cascade of bread crumbs all over your fancy new suit. Then the nightmares start to set in, you try to wipe off the crumbs but they keep moving around rather then fly off. You panic and wipe faster and manage to get all the crumbs off... All but one. I am that one. That one crumb that will haunt you for the rest of your days! I am the one who will send your mind into the deepest depths of insanity, never to recover! I will bring upon the world an age of darkness and evil! I...AM...THAT ONE BREAD CRUMB!

Hello! My name is That One Bread Crumb, and welcome to my account! Besides that little story there really isn't much for me to say here other than I hope you enjoy my content, provided I stay on FF long enough to finish my stories and not let them die...