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Joined 07-19-09, id: 2014152, Profile Updated: 07-19-09

Name: Why should I tell you?

Age: Somewhere between -100 and 100 years old.

Place: The Earth (I think...)

Species: Not sure.

Gender: Female.

Likes: Hellsing and everything related to it, vampires, werewolves, other mythic beings, FMA and everything related to it, D. Gray Man, Black Cat, KITTIES!!, The Kingdom Hearts series esp. Org XIII, wolves and other wild canines, other things...

Dislikes: Most (if not all) romance novels, Twilight, rap music, most country music, screamo, death growl, the Jonas Brothers, dogs, other stuff...

Most hated thing ever: The crazed Twilight fans who will do ANYTHING to get anyone to like Twilight. I don't mind the normal fans. I'm friends with one even though I don't like the series.

I think I'm crazy. Not mentally ill, just crazy. I talk to animals, thank automatic doors, say sorry if I bump into inanimate objects, talk to gravity, carry on conversations with fictional characters, and fall off the floor. No, really. I fell off the floor. Twice. I know you're thinking, "That's impossible." Well, let me tell you this: Greed once said that nothing is impossible. I agree with that and add something to it: Nothing is impossible. It just hasn't been done yet. And yes, I am taking advice from a fictional character. But it was good advice. :D

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The Substitute Teacher by Geoduck reviews
Once again, Hogwarts has lost a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. Until they can find a permanent replacement, a certain organization is happy to lend them a substitute.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Severus S., Seras
When Edward meets Edward by The Purple Bunny reviews
Edward Elric reads Twilight, Edward Cullen comes to life! What happens when the two meet? Total Chaos... LONG HIATUS
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,598 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward E., Edward
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete