Constipated Ape
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Joined 05-30-06, id: 1056910
Author has written 2 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Harry Potter.

I am only saying a few things, as the reason for this account is solely for the purpose of me keeping up with my favorite fan fictions. They are as follows:

1. I despise how some fandoms are just infested with yaoi/slash. I dont really have a problem if there actually is yaoi/slash in the actual real story, like i could maybe see some Orochimaru x Kabuto, just because he is just sorta...well I wont get into that now. I wouldnt read it, but I dont really have a complaint about it. But saying stuff like Naruto x Sasuke, Harry x Draco, or god forbid, and I have yet to ever scorch my brain with this, Shinji x Gendo, is just not right. I mean, they are all clearly not homosexual at all. Naruto has expressed a large desire to wed Sakura(Stupid choice, but whatever floats his boat), Harry and Draco are a lot more likely to kill each other, and Shinji x Gendo...no. Just no. As far as I know, the only male character in Naruto that is seemingly immune to having their orientation changed is Jiraiya. Hehehe.

2. I cant stand high school fics at ALL really. I mean, in series where they actually GO TO SCHOOL, I dont have a problem at all, like say Neon Genesis Evangelion or Bleach. But Naruto or Kingdom Hearts(dont worry, I never actually read that drivel other than a few gems) just dont work. I mean hell, ninjas just dont translate well at all to high school. In the manga they are slashing at each other with huge swords/knives and blasting each other. But in the fan fics, they...are crying about not being popular and crap. Just complete bull.

3. Mary Sues are so damned annoying.

4. Self inserts are annoying.

5. What really gets to me is something that really isnt something i really can complain about, due to the nature of the freely submitted fictions. However, I just cant stand it when there is an absolutely great fanfiction, over 100,000 words, and all of a sudden, it isnt updated anymore. I know that this is solely at the whims of the author, but it would be so much better in my opinion ,if they just somehow indicated what the probable future for their writing is. Just a note, be it in the fic, or in their profile, if they were abandoning it, or if they were just taking a break, and would eventually continue it. Ah well, I guess I will just hae to enjoy the fics while they are written...

I'm getting sorta tired of being an opinionated jackass, so just stop reading my profile and visit the high quality fics in my Favorites.

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Anarkia by Naia reviews
Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,637 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 5,773 - Follows: 6,084 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15056 - Favs: 22,117 - Follows: 19,420 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Full Metal Berserker by JubeiYagyuSama reviews
A Black Swordsman, cursed to wander the land and destroy demons finds himself transported to a world of Sins, and alchemy. A strange crossover. Rated M for gore and violence. AU, Based vaguely on the Manga.
Crossover - Berserk & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 90,885 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 2/22/2006
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire by General Grievous reviews
NarutoxWorldofWarcraft Part II Thus begins the second part of the legend. The worlds grow closer, and their many evils begin to awaken and converge. Naruto must now fight harder than ever. NaruxOC NaruxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 426,291 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2006
Bound to Eternity by Valakun reviews
What good is an immortal demon's soul container if the container doesn't last? Ah the flower of youth...who says it's fleeting? A Naruto/Ranma/SM crossover.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,025 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/20/2004
At the Crack of Dawn by Boombubble reviews
As if things around the dorm werent hectic enough around the dorm, Granny Hina pops by for a surprise visit and once again alters Keitaro's life forever.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 177,294 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2004 - Complete
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2788 - Favs: 3,642 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The Person I Admire by Gadalla Rune reviews
Its been 3 yrs since the battle at the Valley of the End. Naruto returns home, much to the joy of a certain Hyuuga girl, but to keep that joy they're going to have to fight for it... away from Konoha. NaruXHina & other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 234,887 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
One Hundred Days by Aaron Nowack reviews
Naruto leaves on his three year training trip, and Sakura begins the struggle to improve herself. How much will they have changed when they meet again in one hundred days?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 395,571 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Savant by legacyZero reviews
[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,667 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Naruto U.
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Past to Forget by Mercaba reviews
Before being called back to Tokyo3 Shinji's life was something nobody had expected, planned, or wanted.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,038 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
Divergence by Zentrodie reviews
Evangelion Onegai Teacher. Complete A freak accident during a weapons test leads Shinji to question reality and all things he knows about his life and reality as a whole
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,524 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3700 - Favs: 5,445 - Follows: 5,210 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time by Arxane reviews
Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This is an update. Link and Ruto continue to explore the Water Temple, while a fight breaks out in the Kakariko Vilalge cemetary.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 511,021 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/14/2001
Naruto: Berserk by Lousy Poet Automaton reviews
The Seal was supposed to trap the great demon into the child... except there was already something there. Naruto lives with a lifetime of memories not his own, and a cursed brand with a far worse legacy than any other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,876 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006
Dakaath: Prince of Darkness by LT2000 reviews
Pre!HBP AU, Dark!Harry. A mysterious summons brings Harry to Gringotts, where he learns of his true heritage as a dakaath, a demonic parallel of the veela, and of his destiny as the heir of Lord Grindelwald. HarryCho, HarryFem!OC. No slash. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,536 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Harry P., Cho C.
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
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Monologue of a Pompous Mind
Just a thought on what an indignant Ravenclaw might think about the fame and infamy of other houses, and to what degree it is deserved.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Published: 7/26/2007
Nascent Darkness reviews
There is light shed upon machinations previously unknown, new worlds are found, as well as new perils. Starts after KH2 ends. Centered around Riku. However, if you are looking for sappy stuff, this is not the place to look. Serious fanfiction, with death
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Riku