Hello everyone who is reading this. My name is Flamebomb, but I bet you already know if you are reading this. I am a hyper, crazy, wierd, Vietnamese American, male. I would tell you my age, but you know, I can't tell you because of the Internet. If u do know my age, that's because:

1. You're one of my homies

OR

2 You're a stalker. Leave -_- jk :P

If you would like to know more about me read below. If you don't, then scroll to the bottom and have a look at my fan-fictions (coming soon). If you are here to do neither one of these, then I dunno, go do something else :P Joking.

My real name is Alex.:P My hobbies are, Reading, playing video games, Reading, trolling my friends xD and Reading fanfictions.

My favourite author is called Southernson. My favourite series of books is 'The Eragon Series' and 'The 39 clues series'. My favourite video games are Minecraft, Call of duty 3 and Jetpack Joyride.

Here are a few things that I found :P

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that is completely unrelated to the conversation you were having, copy and paste this onto your profile.

SEE YA L8ER DOODS!

Explodes in a shower of choc-chip and golden carrots*

Something I found to describe myself. Everything highlighted is something about myself

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (what? They were fun for a kid)
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in ur mouth

Sleep with socks on at night.

(21! Great)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.

(1 thank goodness!)

RANDOM COPY-AN'-PASTES!

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell, "DO A FLIP!"

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile.

97% of teens would cry and beg if they saw One Direction on top of a building, about to jump. If you are part of the three percent that would yell out, "JUMP!" Copy and paste this into your profile. (woohoo! Do flips and spins!)

Most teens want to be popular, repost and add your name if your don't give a flying F*k about being popular Creator: TheLameName, Reposters: Southernson, Flame_Bomb

Name 12 of your favorite characters in any fandom. (Warning, they are all youtubers)

1. Slyfoxhound
2. Captainsparklez
3. MinecraftUniverse (I'll call him MU for short)
4. BajanCanadian
5. Simon/Honeydew
6. LiketotallyToby
7. Lewis/Xephos
8. Zoeya/Zoey
9.Hacksource
10. Tobuscus
11. Inthelittlewood
12. Skydoesminecraft

1. Have you ever read a (6)/(11) fic? Do you want to? (Liketotallytoby/Inthelittlewood) No and I never would like to read one.

2. Do you think (4) is hot? How hot? (BajanCanadian) Naw dood, I'm not homo (though I do support)

3. What would happen if (12) got (8) pregnant? (Sky/Zoeya) I bet Dawn would be pretty pissed at them. Expescially at Sky.

4. Can you recall any fics about (9)? (Hacksource)Nope

5. Would (2) and (6) make a good couple? (Sparklez/Liketotallytoby) No, and never.

6. (5)/(9) or (5)/(10)? Why? (Simon/Hacksource or Simon/Toby) Neither. I am sure both are terrible.

7. What would happen if (7) walked in on (2) and (12) making out? (Lewis, Sparklez/Sky) Lewis dies of shock. the other two keep going at it. xD jk

8. Make up a summary for a (3)/(10) fic. (Mu/Toby) Uh, I actually can't do one. It doesn't make any sense.

9. Is there any such thing as (1)/(8) fluff? (Slyfoxhound/Zoey) Possibly...

10. Suggest a title for a (7)/(12) hurt/comfort. (Lewis/Sky) Revenge of the Budder Squids :3

11. Does anyone on your friends list read (3)/(8)? (Mu/Zoey) I-I don't think there is such thing.

12. Would anyone on your friends list write (2)/(4)/(5)? (Sparklez/Benja/Simon) I am almost certain that that's a no.

13. If you wrote a Song-fic about (8), what song would you choose? (Zoey) Urrrr, IDK

14. If you wrote a (1)/(6)/(12) fic, what would the warning be? (Cutiepie/Toby/Sky) T for swearing. I for Idiotz and L for really long xD

15. When was the last time you read a fic about (5)? (Simon) I dunno...

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Cutipie and Lewis are in a happy relationship until Hacksource runs off with Lewis. (-_-) Cutipie, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Littlewood and a brief and unhappy affair with Toby (#Kill toby), then follows the wise advice of Simon (Advice: Don't go to Sky) and finds true love with Sky. (She didn't listen to Simon...)

17. What title would you give the fic above? The Screwed Up Life of the YoUtUbErZ

18. How would you feel if (7)/(8) were in a heated argument? (Lewis/Zoeya) I would be kinda sad that the yogscast were fighting with each other.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? (Simon) DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? (Zoeya and Littlewood) *Closes closet door* Dafuq...

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? (Sparklez) #Kill Flame_Bomb

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do? (Hack/MU) *Closes door* What in Minecraftia by the name of holy notch did I just see...

23. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? (Tobuscus) O.O WTF?!?

24. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world? (Cutiepie) WHAT DA SHIZ CUTIEPIE!

25. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now? (Pewdiepie) *Blushes* Th-thanks Pewdie.

26. (6) has just stolen your phone. What is the first thing you would say? (Totallytoby) -_- DAFUQ dood give it back.

27. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? (Lewis, Hacksource, Pewdie) *Duct tapes their mouths and goes back 2 sleep* (sry)

28. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do? (Sparklez, Littlewood) Epic!

Yeah. :P

1.Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? His sister's calm voice steadied him.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? My desk and my lava lamp.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? A basketball game,

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 7:09

5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really?7:15 (Damn, so close.)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? A very annoying little dog bark from down the street.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Ten minutes ago, Cooking a BBQ with my dad.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Someone's profile.

9. What are you wearing? White t-shirt, grey jacket, blue skinny jeans.

10. Did you dream last night? Yes.

11. When did you last laugh? Yesterday when my teacher fell into a bowl of punch.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? Minecraft and hunger games, too awkward 4 u?

13. Seen anything weird lately? Me.

14. What do you think of this quiz? Eh

15. What is the last film you saw? Skyfall

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? My own Xbox, kinect, wiiU er, pretty much any console I don't own yet.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. I fall in love easily...

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Be able to go to alternate dimentions and make all my enemies pay for what they did to me.

19. Do you like to dance? Kinda

20. George Bush. Umm... Ok then.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Amy

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Jonah

1: Real Name: Didn't you read the Bio at the top?

2.Your nobody name (Take all the letters from your first name, mix them up, and put an x where you think it should go) Alexander Rexeladanx (umm...)

3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Aleizzle (Wierd... Sounds like a girl's name)

4.Your Detective name (fav. color and fav.animal.) Purple Meercat

5.Your Soap Oprah name (your middle name and the street you live on): Kim Greeley (Stupid name...)

6.Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first)Huyal (Sounds Indian- I'm not trying 2 be racist, it really kinda does!)

7.Your Superhero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Marine fanta

8.Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Tee Kim

(Dafuq? I sound Chinese xD)

9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black bender

10. Your Warrior Cat name (Your favorite animal they would know about and your favorite last warrior cat name): CatHeart

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

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