A Survey: The Most Efficient Way Under 200 Words of Describing Oneself

First reaction to given prompt [Who Are You?: Pete Townshend’s voice and the characteristic seventies drumming of The Who, accompanied by flashing images of CSI’s opening sequence, and the distinct thought of, “Really, I should stop watching CSI.”

Thing to do when something goes wrong: Blame it on Babe Ruth, then look to what’s coming up next. Being a Red Sox fan is a full-time job.

Favorite keepsake: Doppelganger (Doppel for short), my Frisbee disc. Not actually an evil twin, but mass production creates hundreds of other discs just like it.

On pet rocks: Not much. They’re such quiet fellows.

Favorite thing in my room: Leeroy, one squeaky radioactive rubber octopus. Won’t elaborate.

Greatest fear: Being caught in the shower when the fire alarm goes on.

Least favorite vegetable: Brussels sprouts. Not only do they taste funny, they try to blame it on Belgium.

Stupidest thing ever done: Fitting self into locker to see if it was possible. Elation cut short by realization that lockers are called what they are because they lock.

Favorite superhero: Batman. Honestly, being able to deflect bullets or shoot super-strong websilk from one’ wrists constitutes cheating.

Above comes from a free-form college essay response to the prompt, "Who are you?" Thought it fitting for this. You won't get to see my SAT scores though. Hahaha, good one.

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