This is totally adorable!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

BOYFRIEND RULE BOOK

When she walks away from you mad, follow her.

When she stare's at your mouth, kiss her.

When she pushes you or hit's you, grab her and dont let go.

When she start's cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong.

When she ignore's you, give her your attention.

When she pull's away, pull her back.

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying, just hold her and dont say a word.

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared, protect her.

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her on her forehead.

When she steal's your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she tease's you, tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.

When she look's at you with doubt, back yourself up.

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand.

When she grab's at your hands, hold her's and play with her fingers.

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.

When she says misses you, she's hurting inside.

When you break her heart, know the pain never goes away.

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers.

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it.

Stay on the phone with her, even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?"



I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

You said I stopped caring

You said I stopped coming

You said I didn't love you

You said I cheated

You said I wasn't loyal

You said I was lying

You said I couldn't be trusted

You said I gave my heart away to someone else

You said I didn't give enough

You said you feel like you're the only one in this relationship

But you know what?

You're wrong

I didn't stop caring, YOU did

I didn't stop coming, YOU did

I didn't say I didn't love you, YOU did

I didn't cheat, YOU did

There was never a time where I wasn't loyal to you

There was never a time I'd lied to you

There was never a time I couldn't be trusted

There was never a time I gave my heart to someone else

I didn't give enough, I GAVE enough

You don't feel like you're the only one in this realitionship, I DO

I never stopped caring

I never stopped loving

I thought my love and loyalty was enough

I thought my heart and along with my soul would be yours forever

Guess I was wrong

But like I said, I never stopped caring

YOU DID

Copy and paste this if you've ever been in a relationship like that