Because some things just make no sense and you have to learn to simply roll with the bullshit. Crossposted on AO3

Veronica had always dreamed of having a life of her own, away from the rules and restrictions she'd lived with for so long. She hated being the pretty doll they'd made her, the trophy wife. But what happens when her heart splits in two? When the life that'd been set out for her, with the boy who captured her heart at a young age, goes up in a puff of smoke and fiery passion?

They are merchants, traveling through every country for herbs and weeds. Then... why did they die by the hands of Kekkei Genkai hunters? She's alone now, running in the woods. It's not that bad, especially if you can talk to animals. But she's been found by humans again and she just assumes the worst. It always works with humans. What is a ninja anyway? Starts slow but gets better

Hatake Kakashi has a problem. Technically, he has three genin-shaped problems, but right now his most troublesome problem is a student so covered in scented lotion, shampoo, and soap that she could qualify as an implement of torture. This needs a kunoichi's touch. Preferably one without a team of her own, definitely someone who won't traumatize them further... or stab HIM. M&FSlash

Eighteen-year-old orphan Octavia is a lonely artisan living an ordinary life in the 21st century, but everything changes when a not so ordinary trip to Tokyo has her falling down an enchanted well which sends her back in time. Strange events are taking place in the warring states period, and to solve them, she must join forces with a demon.

Bluestreak meets someone who has a REAL horror story for a life. Now he must be something he never thought possible, a Guardian, and a Hero! WARNING! This is an AMBER ALERT story, inspired by real life events!

"She's the runt of the class. A stiff breeze would blow her over." He sighed. "But she doesn't think like a child, not even like an adult. She thinks like a kunoichi." Hiruzen frowned. The problem was usually the other way around: Genin with unbridled potential held back by childish thoughts. Now that the problem was reversed, he knew which was worse. Slow burn Kakashi/OC

Due to a paperwork mistake in God's waiting room, I was reincarnated with my memories intact. No pain, no gain, or so they say. But with a bit of luck, this might just turn out alright.

Some higher being, likely Primus decides to throw a giant wrench in the workings of fate probably just for the shits and giggles and decides to toss a group of friends into the Transformers Bayverse Universe and give them bird attributed forms. Not like they weren't busy running an underground criminal empire or anything like that! And now they're stuck great.

One moment Kii is living out her every day normal, modern life. The next, she is in the fuedal era, emotionally and physically connected to Lord Sesshomaru through a misplaced spell. This is a realistic story about what it would be like to be transported to and live in the feudal era, forced to travel with Sesshomaru. OCxSesshomaru

The war is over, the Autobots are victorious. The Senate has decided that the Decepticons will be given as slaves to the victors, to Optimus Primes regret. A small Con by the name of Closelens was colected by Autobot Jazz, His new master. Now Jazz has no plans to hurt the little bot so long a he behaves himself...

[Discontinued] O/C: Cho, Kagome's mysterious older sister, has come home from oxford college, "home" is difficult. But what she hadn't expected was cracking a baseball bat over the head of a tall boy with dog ears and wearing a red kimono, on her first night back home!

Erin is a skilled soldier who always thinks of the mission first. Too bad Sideswipe has different plans for her, he even pulls Sunstreaker into it. Enemies become friends and vice versa. What happens when a mysterious organization threatens Erin's new life at Diego Garcia? SSXOCXSS Movie1verse.

The Autobots and Decepticons are not the only Cybertronians on Earth. A group of Neutrals has called this planet home for a long time and for the most part they stayed out of everyone else's business. That is until their leader is unknowingly taken in by the Autobots.

Rewrite of the original CYK because it's shit and I hate it. Now enjoy: New stuff! Fun stuff! What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls, and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Terrible writing warning lol

Dying and living again isn't what she wanted, but what she got. Being born to a mother that is not her mother, Hikari drifts along without a real plan but the vague idea that maybe there is some fun to be had with ninja chakra magic. Rated M for later adult themes, crude language and violence. SI-OC, not canon-centric. -ON HIATUS-

Stephanie lost her family in Mission City, now she has a new problem. Jazz fought for what he believed in, even when it killed him. Now the two of them have met, and just maybe their lives will change for the better.

Ayano is a mind reader. Some may think she is gifted, but she believes otherwise. To read minds to her is a curse. However, to try and make use of her gifts, she enrolls in U.A High. There she will face many challenges, which includes childhood friend Katsuki. Will their friendship blossom into something more and become stronger? Or will it finally come crumbling down?

Alestia Barone is a seemingly "normal" teenage girl. However, the term "normal" doesn't begin to cover it. After all, there's more to her than meets the eye. Following her facade as an average high school girl, she comes across Sam Witwicky. Then, she meets the Autobots and she knows that her world has changed forever. *Takes place at the beginning of the Transformers movie.* OPxOC

Yuki, an old friend of Inuyasha's, returns to Feudal Japan after leaving mysteriously years ago. There, she finds herself drawn into the messy web Naraku is intent on weaving, and ends up joining forces with the infamous Sesshomaru. The unlikely pair learn to work together as they fight against the insidious Naraku, while struggling to understand this new feeling between them.

Ever since they were born on the same day and on the same hospital, Chiharu & Katsuki have been the best of friends; sharing everything from secrets to laughter and tears. Despite having contrasts in nature, they have been inseparable. With Chiharu encouraging the impulsive Katsuki, and Katsuki protecting her from every harm. But what happens when reality hits them hard?

Melissa was just trying to do a Sky Clad ritual when her cat knocked over the alter and chaos ensued. Now she is butt naked with nothing but her ritual dagger in a land where she doesn't speak the language. Things can't get any worse, can they? Well, yeah actually, toss in an arrogant, overbearing Diayoukai and they certainly can. Rated for later chapters.

A trip to the doctor's, horrible news, and a trip to the Hoover Dam, who could have guessed it would change everything. A child born at the mercy of the allspark would soon find herself locked in the middle of a millennia old war where secrets would come to life and a shadow lurking in wait would soon be revealed, and a war about to begin anew. AU

Of all the things on Melody Traver's list of things to do and see, going to an alien planet embroiled in a civil war was not one of them. Also not on her list was waking up as a totally different species, having her family become involved in said civil war, or falling in love with one of said aliens. However, fate rarely listens the personal preferences of eighteen year olds.

The 4th Shinobi War has ended with the sealing of Kaguya and the Juubi in Naruto. As the years pass and his unwanted immortality becomes clear, what will Naruto do when everyone he once fought for returns to dust as the world about him changes? First Crossover with Inheritance Cycle. Second Crossover will possibly be Claymore.

I was just a normal sixteen year old girl. I never expected to get involved in an alien war, or to find out that the secrets of my origins were far more intertwined with the beginning of their history than I thought possible. Faced with one revelation after another, how can I cope in the face of the truth of what I really am? SS/OC/SS

I never thought I was an average girl. That was the farthest thing from my mind, what with the constant medical testing and being told I was ill. Life was far from normal, yet things were about to get far more complicated for me. All because my origins are shrouded in mystery... and it's about time that that changes... for better or worse. Sunstreaker/OC/Sideswipe pairing!

[SI-OC] I had hoped I wouldn't die so early in life. And honestly, I wasn't good ninja material. The most I knew was how to twirl a stick and ram a backpack filled with school supplies on someone's head — and yet some entity decided to plop me down into a world where you're either a ninja or a civilian — and the mortality rate wasn't good either way. My choice was kinda obvious.

(CURRENTLY RE-WRITING EARLY CHAPTERS) They say meeting someone new can change your life forever. They can change who you are, change your perspectives. They can make you stronger, make you love in a way you never thought possible. And that's exactly what they did to each other. OCxIronhide

I wasn't asking, but then this guy with gray hair seemed to think he'd found an answer. . . . OC Self-Insert

"Before time began, there was the Cube..." Dude, this is just a transformers fan being hurdled into the movie, like any other old story. I can't say that you'll like it but hey, I'm planning on putting some plot twists in this to spice it up. (?xOC)

A reluctant hero in training, but even the reluctant can become great, once they find their cause.

Adopted from Dawn Racer: A young mute girl is battered and abused. She believes that she is all alone in life with no purpose, and no friends. Can the meeting of an entirely different race change everything she knew to be true?

They say 'be careful what you wish for', but do any of us ever listen? I never did. I mean, I never thought I'd ever have reason to. Then I bought raffle tickets, won an entirely unexpected surprise, made a careless wish, and suddenly my world's been turned completely upside down. Suddenly, I'm thrown into something I'm not entirely sure I can handle. At least I'm not alone?

She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?

With the Shikon No Tama complete, the young lord of the west returns to his lands and domain. Upon his return, he comes across a strange woman who also carries a similar scent of his brother's miko. After he saves her, he allows her to live as a servant to repay her debt but business and pleasure soon begin to mix and Sesshomaru finds that the ice around his heart begins to melt.

What happens when a curse jutsu is placed on the Akatsuki, turning them into cats and sending them to the house of four childish siblings looking for companionship? Some things for sure: revelations, friendships, and family bonding! YahiKonan, ObiRin, slow but eventual DeidaraxOC, related to canon. Rated T for curses and violence. The first installment of the Rainbow Series.

Who doesn't want Optimus as a dad or to to get a reboot as a sparkling. Will it be all I think it is?

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

With no choice and to avoid any mishaps Mayu joined the Heroes Association after randomly gaining powers. And meeting people able to withstand her touch was a plus. Training with them was a treat. Falling in love was bit more of a hassle and not a part of anyone's plan.

Tora was born an Uchiha but was given up at birth. When she's 6 she is adopted by Minato and Kushina Namikaze. At age 14 her older brother Itachi contacts her and they become extremely close. Now her and her adoptive brother Naruto are accepted into Konoha academy on scholarships. Join Tora as she makes new friends/enemies, falls in love and deals with her past. Rated T for swearin

Silver-white hair. Oddly colored blue eyes. Kakashi recognized her immediately. "Tell. Me. Your. Name." She smiled at him. "I don't know. I don't have a name." -KakashixOC and other pairings too. A work in progress, to say the least. Cover art by my good friend Melissa L.

Over four years ago, she decided what she wanted to be. Over three years ago, she agreed to be a babysitter. Over a week ago, she met her future. And, damn, she didn't expect it. But it doesn't matter, it would never work, because in all honesty, he's thirty feet tall, and she's scared of heights. Relationships can always survive long distances though, right? Optimus Prime/OC.

What would happen if the Great Dog Demon never died? And what would happen if he returned to his era with a mortal girl?

16 year old Sakura lives out in the country with her parents. She and her best friend Ayame have a clubhouse in the woods where they can keep things hidden from the world. But when Sakura finds a stranger covered in blood who not only claims she's someone she's not but says that he's an all powerful demon, will their little clubhouse be enough to hide every secret they discover?

Kaze, a professional spiritualist and Kagome's cousin, had just returned home to the Higurashi Shrine. The plan had been to relax and kick back for a while. Well, that was the plan, until her cousin dragged her 500 years back in time, an evil hanyou decided to try and kill her, and a powerful Daiyoukai decided to take her as his mate! SESSHOMARU X OC! FOLLOWS MAIN PLOT!

Fuko, a full-blooded inu youkai of mysterious origins, encounters the great Lord Sesshomaru while searching for clues to her lineage. He decides to claim her as his mate, but how will that be possible when she doesn't know the meaning of the word—and when she doesn't like him all that much to boot? Sesshomaru/OC

his being the esteemed son of the Great Dog Demon didn't explain why he was so damn irritating! he honestly thought he could possess her and call her his wife... she would love to see him try! [rated for lang and possible adult situations]

This story is an attempt to adopt and complete my favorite Naruto Fanfiction Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyr. I have the premission of the original author now. This is a time travel style story. Their are errors that I'm trying to go back and correct as well. What happens when Akastuki work in 4 man teams instead of 2? How will naruto handle the stress of being back in time?

Akemi has run away from an abusive uncle, only to land in the middle of a mating challenge for none other than Lord Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru is intrigued by the little wolf. Can Akemi stay hidden until her birthday just two weeks away, so that she can reclaim her inheritance? Or will the secrets she hides come to light? Post cannon.

Bayverse but VERY AU. Ari Witwicky is an only child with a cruel, alcoholic father. But when the car she buys turns out to be one of a pair of twin robotic aliens she has the chance to escape. Her life is transformed forever, given new purpose, and she discovers a love she never could have imagined. SideswipexOC (cover image by grapejuice101)

The story of Inoue Shiori, the civilian reincarnation that made her life in the Naruto World without directly interfering with the timeline and the ripples that she caused. OC, SI (Self Insert), AU

He crashed into her life one night, changing it forever. Together can they burn brightly enough to lighten the darkness in both their hearts? Read and find out ... Gaara x OC (starts as children and then follows the main Naruto plotline through Shippuden, with a few twists along the way)

A lot of things can happen in the matter of a minute. Someone dying, someone living, but for me? In just a matter of a minute, I've been brought into a world I know all too well and dragged into a war I never even wanted to partake in. A miracle? Fraggit, this is more like a curse!

"Do you want to know how you kill someone?" He asked. "You tell someone you love them and never speak to them again." A girl from our world finds herself in the Naruto universe. How will her life continue after she has feelings for Kakashi? romance, sprinklings of angst, drama and just a dash of hurt/comfort. OC does not become a ninja. No Mary sue. shippuden time. minimal spoilers

"Did anyone ever tell you that you'd make a pretty woman?" Once those words left her mouth, I knew I either wanted to tear her to pieces and spread them to all four corners of the land or laugh. I decided on silence least she say anything else rude. (What is Sesshomaru to do when a smart-mouthed woman in the form of the last twin tailed wolf alive suddenly appears in his life?)

Bayverse, VERY AU. Phoenix is a 15 year old girl living in a children's home. Her life is pretty boring, until on her birthday, she comes across a stranger called Jazz in the woods who will turn her entire world upside down. Can Jazz teach Phoenix what it truly means to live? And will they be able to fix Jazz and Prowl's brother bond when Shockwave gets involved? T for language.

She'd taken both the good and the bad that the modern world had to offer her and she wouldn't want it any other way. That is until she's lured into the feudal era against her will. Will she understand and accept what fate holds for her? Disclaimer: Inuyasha's characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi. Please, i need a Beta to be able to upload my story!

Running was the thing Trinity knew best aside from music. But when she's suddenly pulled into the anime world and is saved by someone that's suppose to be dead, she doesn't know what to make of things anymore. Given the chance at a new life, how will she react when runs into a certain red-haired Supernova? Will she continue to run, or...full summary inside. Please read and review!

She was falling into the darkness of despair. He was losing himself. She vowed never to trust or love anyone ever again. He didn't know how he'd ever be able to love someone again. She was human. He became one. Then they found each other. She found love and trust. He found love and redemption. Together they saved each other. Together they became family. Together they were one.

It's said that the West was built on legends; tall tales that help us make sense of things too great or too terrifying to believe. This is the story of a Feline Shape Shifter and how she makes herself a life in the midst of four Autonomous Robotic Organisms from another planet. Full summ inside. RatchetXOCxOptimusXIronhideXJazz. Rating now M COMPLETE!

AU Imitation Black Sequel. Project Runway round two. What it took for Kanda and Lenalee to say the three words Reiichi and Allen have been waiting to hear — I love you. KandaOC Allena. Now unto the epilogue series: LaviOC begins!

Alyssa's the best fencer in the United States, and she has a medal to prove it too. After making a wish via toilet power, and getting drowned by toilet water, she gets sent to the One Piece world. She's a cheerful and dense sadist, and she ain't afraid to show it. It isn't a surprise that Law and Kid hate her, and vice versa. Problem; they're changing. Solution; hate them more.

Just once, I'd like Naruto and Kakashi to get what they need. Kimura Suyo is someone who could actually provide it... but will her traumatic past keep her from receiving what she needs from them? Kaka/OC, now with delicious lemons!

Lillia suddenly finds herself thrust into medieval Japan, and runs into the great Inu no Taishou. After realising she has travelled through time, he offers to help her find a way back home. However, his mate sees her as a rival, and his son thinks of humans as weak. Lillia can't go home, and when Sesshomaru attempts to dominate her, things start to go out of control...

Strings have been pulled and lives arranged for this very time on this very planet. It has been long awaited and long expected. This would be when everything came to a head. When the war would finally end, Cybertron would be revived, and her people returned home. Everything rid on this time. On this group of humans and Cybertronians. On this girl and this mech. OP/OC T for swearing

She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.

Before Kagome there was another that set the stage for the young priestess. She was erased from history records but kept alive in legends and myths. Now she must go back to figure out the past to correct the future. For it is her duty as the Lady of the Western lands. (Not a Crossover just a title.)

reposted! Sesshomaru finds himself drawn to a girl from the future- but her arrival in the fedual era is a harbringer of calamity, for she has a chilling conection to Naraku. UPDATE AS OF 6/21/14-ON HIATUS! (A Loki plot bunny currently owns my soul. Also, I lost a chapter and half of this story when my Flashdrive died)

A girl out of our world found herself in Twilight. A month before the story starts. What will happen to the Twilight plot with Anna being there? How will Edward react to another girl who is also his singer and who's mind he can't read?

What if you slipped into a world that was only ever a fantasy, and now, it was real. Could it become a new life, a way to start over, be free? Completed finally. Please enjoy.

Ayaka Sayuri "drops" in Konoha and meets team seven. The perfect new beginning is all she hoped for... until her past catches up with her. Finding love can make people do crazy things, unless they were already crazy to begin with. Renovations on early chapters in progress. KakashixOC

fiesty and utterly bull-headed, Getsu of the Western Wolf Clan despises the potential husband candidates her father has set her up with in the past. the latest one: Lord Sesshomaru of the West... an Inu-Daiyokai! is her father mad? doesn't he know she doesn't want him..? but why is this one different? why does he get under her skin so easily? SessOC, rated for lang/ smut R&R plz!

When Auri came to earth, she didn't expect Cons, rules or liaisons, or how different life would be, but neither did she expect the friends she would find, the fun she would have, & the family she'd gain.

I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC

The years after Naraku's death have been blessed with peace. However, a new, much deadlier darkness arises to take control of all the Fuedal Lands. Only a disowned but destined cougar demoness named Amaya can stop this force. But when new enemies step forth and things turn for the worst, it may be fuitle efforts to try; even with her secret crush of an Ice Prince. Violence, lemon.

I was a soldier in Iraq, tough as nails and prepared for anything. And then I died. But I came back, as some sort of wacked out alien baby that crash-landed. I'm not prepared for this! Rated MA Sunstreaker/oc/Sideswipe

The Sand Siblings decide to go on a road trip! But with chaos, weird encounters, and crazy events, it's going to be one heck of a road trip! And how will the trio survive modern civilization?

A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.

AU. Lavi has two professions. Internationally renowned photographer of Japan's top model Kanda Yuu and matchmaker for his designer cousin, Reiichi. Too bad Reiichi doesn't like models. Project Runaway-ness. KandaOC

Sesshoumaru pushes his body harder concentrating hard on the waning beacon. He cannot loose it. He'll not loose her. He'll not let Naraku have her.'She's more important than my own life.'

Heather as been wanting to have some fun with Ratchet but he's been so busy lately that they never have any alone time much anymore. So Amy helps Heather come up with a plan to get the Doctor alone as Heather shows him how much she missed him RatchetXOC

Haunted by a tragic loss, Alexis takes to the road. Unaware that she will be captured, rescued & Earth will be invaded. Yet who could have known the most life altering thing of all was to begin when Alexis caught the optics of Air Commander Starscream.

Rin had been kidnapped by Naraku once again, and Sesshomaru was set to find the hanyou and kill him. But then a demon of a rare species returns the girl, and from there... The rest is becoming history. R/W most of early chapters!

The years have passed and Sesshomaru has settled in a vast forest, but when two new females end up in his care, he'll be more burdened than ever. But will something good come out of it in the end? Something unimaginable for the great demon? SesshxOC

Yukiko left the Rin mountains to find a new life. I never knew I would be the main factor of an evil master plan to destroy Konoha, nor that I would find what I truly desired in a smut reading jonin and his team....love KakaXOC

Yuki is trapped in the past and has now unwillingly become the companion of a cold hearted demon. Sessh x OC REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!

AU. Sesshomaru Taishou is the owner of Taishou Corp, a successful computer company. Father to a human Rin. He meets an American hanyou that turns his life upside down. Filled with crazed women, ex husbands, and crazier relatives. RxR

Ever wonder how the innumerable shards of the Shikon no Tama managed to be found so quickly by Kagome and Inuyasha? My theory is that someone else was helping them, this story explains it all!

Sesshoumaru is InuYasha’s cold and seemingly emotionless elder brother. Most fear or are in awe of him. What happens when he meets a foreign dog demoness who isn’t impressed, and grinds his nerves with her sharp tongue, saucy attitude, and stubborn pride?

As the modern and feudal lock horns, a Taiyoukai struggles with matters of the heart versus preconceived notions in the form a beautiful, if vulgar, hanyou. Can cats and dogs live together? SesshomaruXOC.