Russia finally made his move, taking out the main targets he has the world in his hand. The british Isle closed their borders and went into isolation. Two years later their shores are invaded. But 2 years can change a nation and make them willing to fight

Germany tells Italy to never go into the basement. But what will Italy see when he does?

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Berwald lives a normal life under constant abuse from Tino, his wife. But then one day he meets an interesting individual who'll change his life forever... and plunge his family into danger thanks to Gilbert's tyrannical boss of a strip club. Rated M for sex

Denmark arranges a holiday for the Nordic 5 at a place called De Island, not knowing the horrors that are waiting for them...

Thanks to a magical accident, Sweden and Denmark both have to live with being women for a while until Nor finds a cure. But as time passes, they slowly realise that their feelings towards each other are also changing... Early Valentine's Day gift

"Dear Roderich and Gilbert, I've decided to lock the two of you in the house for a month to let you… get along better. You probably hate me now, but I'm ready to bet my frying pan that when you're all lovey-dovey at the end, you'll thank me. Elizaveta "

What would happen if the characters of Hetalia woke up in traps fitting or from Saw? M for language and obviously character death. Some traps may be edited to work, or even created by my brother and I. (Being edited and fixed. :3)

England's hands were chillingly cold, but it figured. Spain heard rumors that England was ruthless and cruel—a man of no morals, and no God. It wouldn't come as a surprise if his hands mirrored his heart. Unfortunately for Spain, he was to find all of that out for himself... with only memories of the past and his values of love to keep him alive.

What ever happened to their happy family? Did it ever exist? Matthew and Alfred Kirkland live in a life of abuse. When Alfred leaves Matthew to fend for himself, who will save Mattie from the monster their father has become? CHILD ABUSE, NONCON, DARK, AU

VampireAndHunter!AU PruAus, sidepairing: Fruk, Spamano "He was aware that he was playing with the fire, but he couldn't ignore the attraction that such a challenge constituted."

A sneaky trick by Russia threatens to pit England against France once again. Only Sealand and Itabby can save the day!

Alfred tries to go on a diet, but soon the insults he's gotten over the years and his own mind get to him, and he becomes anorexic. Rated M for future violence. Future AmericaxJapan.

England has a confession for America. A very bizarre one that America thinks is a joke. But for England it is TOTAL DRAMA. This fic is PURE CRACK and labeled drama for the lulz.

Nordic fanfic Mainly dark!Denmark, Norway and chibi!Iceland . When Sweden and Finland escapes from Denmark's rule and faced their own problems, what was happening back at Denmark's house was much worse. Warning and rating for Dark themes, implied r@pe.

Human!AU where Antonio and Arthur are uni student boyfriends, and Arthur can't help but love Antonio in the mornings. Just SpUK fluff.

Scotland and England's relationship. Sorry no pairings but it's heavily implied. Rated for England and Scotland's potty mouths, fighting, kissing and France. A collection of stories from one-shots to long stories. Some angst, some humour and some fluffy.

The five Nordic Nations find you when you were just a child. As you grow up, they constantly fight about who really owns you. -Nordic NationsxOC-Rated M for saftey-Drabbles.-

Obsessed with England as his father figure, Hong Kong decides to punish the other "children" who make the older nation unhappy. When, to Hong Kong's shock and displeasure, everything occuring draws England closer to China instead of him, what will he do? *now complete*

Germany discovers a shocking truth about his love, Italy. But there are secrets hidden behind this so called truth that are slowly revealed leading to their discovery that they are much better off together.

2. Foolish, impulsive, capricious. TinoxBerwald. Human names used.

After roughly four years apart, Eoleo has arrived at Yamata to visit Himi once more. Though excited by the prospect of seeing her again, he can't help but wonder what things have changed, what has stayed the same, and what the welcome will be like.

Some things will never change. She'll always love him, while he'd rather see her dead by his hand. Male!BelarusXFem!Lithuania, AU Gakuen. M for violence, language, ideologically sensitive material, and smut/lemon.

What if the Austrian Succession had a different outcome? Genderbent

"He's real. To me he's real. He's everything but my imagination." - Rating M for sexual content/smut/masturbation/language/mentions of drug use. Belgium's POV. Human!AU

The world plans on taking over America's country. Alfred travels to Russia secretly and talks to Ivan about what's going to happen and then shocks Ivan with his way to solve it. They should get married and take over the world. RusAme. Snapped!America.

In which Norway is finally asked the question that women loath and wonders how old she really is, and Denmark is no help.

How well can you get away from the men of the Color Police? ReaderxPolice!Various Smut collection. Reader vote.

CRACKY AmCan! America and Canada find an abandoned tank during WW2. And have sexy times in it. While calling the enemy Axis on the radio and forcing them to listen. An epic trolling and lulz ensue.

Svana Mikkelsen moved to London solely for a job interview and a fresh start, and she never imagined she'd run into childhood friend, Mathias Køhler. Nor had she expected to move in with him. Denmark x Fem!Norway. Human AU, fan-human names use.

Summary: Based on FIFA 2010 soccer game. Spain will do anything to win. Even follow orders from an octopus. –Rated M for tentacles and a cocky octopus. WARNING: fahking tentacles.

America is forever alone on Valentine's Day, so he spends it masturbating while thinking of England. Well, that was his plan, at least. But annoying interruptions keep ruining his special alone time! America's silly POV for the lulz.

For nations, death is cheap. Russian Roulette may hurt, but they always come back to life. No, the biggest concern is what the other player decides to do while you're 'dead.' Character deaths played for smut and laughs, multiple times. RussAme.

Denmark and Norway something's a little off with Iceland. So they decide to let him join them. WARNING! Sex between beautiful gay boys, incest, MPREG! MEANING PRETTY GUY GETS OTHER PRETTY GUY PREGNANT! WHILE HE'S GETTING ANOTHER PRETTY GUY PREGNANT!

Betral is a strong word, but so is love. We through around the word like its nothing, and someone always gets hurt. FRANCExOC And ENGLANDxOC Rated M for later chapters.

Gilbert gets a little too drunk while at a bar and drugged. The one person he thougth for sure he would never like was the one who took him in and reminded Gilbert of past feelings. RP Fanfic. Warning: Hardcore Yaoi, Gunplay, Profanity, and etc.

Why does it seem, when we fall in love, it's usually with our best friend? **PRUSSIAxOC** Eventual Lemon :P

The life and times of the four constituent countries living in the small, rainswept and awesome house known as United Kingdom.

""Austria," he gasps again, and she leans down applying kisses and bites and bruises. With how red she makes him, you can hardly see the scars." Fem!Austria/Germany, with bucketloads historical of angst thrown in.

Belarus loves her brother in a way that is different than most, can Lithuania make her forget him? LithuaniaxBelarus

This is a ChinaXReader request for Zaphodiop. I hope you enjoy it, review.

Lichtenstein finds herself in trouble with her big brother Switzerland and gets a spanking from him.

Because he had lost Prussia and Hungary when the wall fell, Russia goes after someone who is dear to them both as pay back. abuse, Noncon/rape, Yaoi, blood, dark, angst,

When the supposedly uke ensnared his seme into a hotel room, that could only mean gay porn though and through by default, right?

Big party at France's place. You can guess what happens. WARNING yaoi and yuri. Boys' love, girls's love. Boy x boy, girl x girl. ...for those of us who are still riding the short bus, yaoi gay sex and yuri lesbian sex. YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ

Piers contemplates on the meaning of his own life, whether it's worth living, or if it's all for naught...

Chalis was absolutely disgusting, Blados thought. She had a nice body, though, but that was the only redeeming quality she possessed.

It started as a small conflict between France and Engalnd, but soon the whole world was in. It would change everything, would tear apart old alliances, and create new ones. Is there any way to keep newly found love strong? GerIta, UsUk, SpaMano, others

"Let me show you how much I like you. Every part of you. Body and mind." Denmark/Ukraine, smut

When Jenna asks Ivan to read Felix's mind for her, you never know what you might find. Quick one-shot from Jenna's POV.

Rief is probably the most hated character in DD. He never gets upgrades on his weapons or armor or anything, because Matthew doesn't let him. So what does he do when he comes into a little money? Heavily OOC one-shot.

The sequel to the Price of Dignity. Arthur goes through some trauma after the rape and Francis confronts Scotland.

Dark fic. Rated M for safety. Pirate!England and Pirate!Spain. After the defeat of his Armada, Antonio is left to the cruel, uncaring hands of Arthur.

Just a regular father/son moment... Oneshot between Garet and Tyrell.

A nice morning at the Zwingli residents turns into a bloodbath as we find out Leichtenstein's true hunger. WARNING: Blood, gore and cannibilism. Evil!Leichtenstein and Switzerland. Sorry about the crappy summary and title XD

When Switzerland goes out for a night of drinking, he knows something will go wrong. But, just what will? Not descriptive, per say, but not for those who cannot handle alcohol abuse in a story. Don't like, don't read. You've been warned.

Arthur discovers that Francis lost his virginity to Scotland and eventhough it was a long time ago he is livid. He goes to confront Scotland and things dont go the way he imagines. This will be a TWOSHOT. FrUk in the second chapter. *WARNING INSIDE*

All sailors have tattoos. Everyone knows this, so how come no one has ever seen Piers's?

It was possibly not the best of ideas to have Mia's daughter join them as they sailed Weyard in Piers's boat. In fact, Felix thought it was one of the worst ideas anyone had ever had. PiersxFelix. Dark Dawn. Language and references to sex.

England accidentally sends Germany to a parallel world. A world ruled by Russia with a iron fist. GerIta and Russia x Italy brothers.

Something has changed. In between destroying the Grave Eclipse and going out to try and save the world again, Matthew has to face some hard truths about himself and Sveta, truths that will change things in unseen ways. Spiritshipping Matthew/Sveta.

Eager to try an online civilization game England told him about, America finds himself in a bit of a pickle as he and the others attempt to rule the server. Cracky fic. T for language.

General Winter has kidnapped America and intends to keep him. It's up to Canada, Russia and the Nordics to mount a rescue mission; but the path is hard-going and there are dangers lurking in the ice unlike any they've faced before... a kink meme de-anon.

Frustrated in his relationship with America, England sometimes wishes there was a way to make him disappear forever and find a normal boyfriend. Japan and Germany seem to have the solution to England's problem, though there may be more to it than that...

Poland finds the bedroom a little boring, and decides to spice things up. Light bondage. Lemon. Deanon from Kink Meme.

The title says it all. Quickie parody of Lighthouseshipping.

Request fill: Liechtenstein finds Switzerland's bondage gear. Switzerland/Leichtenstein. No actual sex, but mentions of several sex toys, so rated M to be safe

Piers is musing aboard the Lemurian ship before the party is attacked! Crack. Hinted Felix/Piers

England/Spain. "You look so beautiful in red."

Felix falls, but Piers wasn't too far. Felix/Piers. One-shot.

YOU request the pairing and or kink! Accepting any Yaoi couples to write a one shot for! So start sending in your requests! YAOI, LEMON, and who knows?

This was one of the more unique curses Kraden had ever encountered, Felix was less enthusiastic about the results. A tinge of FelixPiers

"Then what's your reason, Felix?" "I don't have one," Felix replied. Felix/Piers

In a plot to destroy humanity, the bored, desperate and fearless Lord Voldemort decides to do something no dark lord has ever done before. Join Voldie and his vile companions as they engage in this typical Muggle pasttime.

Cloud has tried to defeat Sephiroth lightless again and Aerith puts him under Leon's care. EDIT: Most spelling and grammar mistakes have been fixed and the violence scene in chapter 10 has been completely rewritten.

It's Valentine's Day, and Jenna's got her hands on Piers long hair. Hopefully Felix can save the poor Lemurian. Beware of the fluff and the slight OOC-ness. Felix/Piers and itty bitty hints of Garet/Jenna. Practically non-existent but anyway.

Felix and Piers is on a mission to hunt down some thieves, when something goes awry. The question is; who is the most dangerous? An extremly pissed of Venus Adept, or a Mercury Adept in a horriable situation?

Arthur Kirkland/England has just captured his newest prize, Antonio/Spain. But he finds this prize needs some... convincing. Warning: contains rape and violence. Uses human names.

It's cold, and someone's got warm clothes and someone else hasn't. Guess what happens? ONESHOT Felix/Piers

Jeff receives an envelope full of memories.

Bakura is forced to write in a journal? Find out what happens on several of his days! Shounen-ai alert! BR YY

Shizuka begins to think she's worthless when she transfers to Domino High. It might just take a seemingly-perfect billionaire CEO to show her otherwise. Seto x Shizuka. Very sweet NOW COMPLETE

When Mokuba died Kaiba lost everything, little did he expect to find love in the process of trying to rebuild his life. SetoXRyou.

Bakura has killed men before, but even he cowers before technology, especially computers. Just how will he cope with an iPod? Humor!

Alex encounters death...it doesn't seem to stick very well. Just something of a first draft of a really random story idea. Read and tell me what you think, any changes that I should make, improvements, you know.

Felix pushes himself over the limit and falls ill only to have his lover, Picard, take care of him. Felix x Picard. Shounenai.

[PiersFelix] A very bored Felix discovers Piers' collection of cheesy romance novels. An afternoon ensues. Please R&R!

a FelixPiers slash. Yaoi. A year after lighting the lighthouses, Felix and Piers realize how much they need each other after months of loneliness.

A scene between Felix and Piers after Felix falls asleep underneath a tree. Shounen ai, PiersFelix coupling.

It's New Year's Eve, and Piers and Felix are still bachelors. What happens when midnight rolls around? PiersFelix, shounen ai, AUmodern times.

PicardxFelix. We have our pastimes, and our share of pesky people who can break our concentration during crucial moments but alas, pesky people can become pastimes themselves, too.

SHONEN AI, Picard x Felix. Jenna has attacked her brother in the worst of ways once again, and Picard is left to deal with the result. It'll entertain you... at least briefly, I'm sure. Major OOCness.

Isaac cooked up a monster, Piers freaks out when he sees his ship and Garet actually sound smart... Sorta. Rated for mild FelixPiers R&R

Complete:: The GS crew re-tell Snow White. Saturos got tricked into playing the evil queen, Karst is a blood-thristy Grumpy, Garet is the Prince, and Jenna's Snow White! Mainly GaretJenna with mild IsaacMia and IvanSheba. Please RR!

One night Felix askes a question... One that lead to love, stabbing, and new chances...Shonenai! PiersFelix, Homophoics bewere! Oneshot!

-COMPLETE- Felix is about to discover the secrets buried within the Tomegathericon. What chaos will ensue? Felix-Sheba. Final chapter up! Please R&R!