Alright, simply put:

I'm an avid fantasy and sci-fi reader and writer, though I occasionally will read a manga or two.

I'm a spelling nazi and a cursed writer when it comes to commas, ( )

I'm stricly literate when writing and absurdly clumsy when speaking.

On a more personal and pathetic note:

My sarcasm is my only prominent trait.

I own a dog and used to live on a horse ranch with my grandparents in West Virginia.

I officially hate my life as of now and would do near anything intelligent to get me out of Virginia.

I have two black belts in two different areas of karate: Shorin Ryu and Tae Kwon Do.

I read at the speed of light and consider nearly every aspect of...everything before taking action.

In general, I hate most living, breathing people.

And finally:

I am utterly convinced that zombies were responsible for the Roanoke Island incident.

Favorite Quotes:

"See this line? Follow it forever and when you get to the end, turn left."

"Have peace friends,for jokes as well as justice come in with speech."

"Never argue with and idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

"Ouch."

And my personal favorite: "Aw, did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it."