Hello! Hi! Shalom! Bonjour! Hola! Nihow! Buenos Dias! Yaisou! Jambo! Guten Tag! Buena! Alo! Those of you who just spent five minutes looking those up in a dictionary,

Congratulations! You are either a.) A Nerd b.)Curious c.)One of my Stalkers.

About Me:

Gender: Girl and totally proud of it.

Age: Please, like a girl tells.

Hair: Well, I don't have purple,orange,or blue hair. I'll let you use your imagination.

Skin: Not indigo

Eyes: They're just like the ones I see when I look in the mirror.

Favorite Phrases:

°With great power comes the great need to take a nap.

°You've left your mark on plenty of things, just in all the wrong places.

°When one door closes another one opens. Too bad we often look so long at the closed door, that we don't see the one that has been opened for us.

°Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.

°Duck Tape is like the Force, it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds our universe together.

°Keep your words sweet, one day you might just have to eat them.

°The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you couldn't.

°Love your enemies,they hate it.

°I'm ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared to meet awesome me is another matter entirely.

°Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

°If nothing is going right, go left.

°I did what they said and took the road less traveled by. Now where am I?

°The quality of your life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

°Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

°Real girls aren't perfect. Perfect girls aren't real.

°If it's worth doing, it's worth doing over.

°I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you. You're just not laughing.

°The problem with alarm clocks is that they read when you're asleep.

°It's funny, the quiet ones are always the loudest at getting people to shut up.

°The only normal setting I know is on my washing machine.

°When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

°We live in a age where pizza comes to your house before the police.

°Do I miss my ex? Sure, but my aim's getting better.

°An apple a day keeps the doctor away if well aimed.

°Don't steal, the goverment hates competition.

°If we knew what we're doing, there wouldn't be research.

°If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

°Freedom is the right to be wrong, not to do wrong.