Hello randomer of the uppers world. (All caps lettered words should be sed as if it is a threatening and emphasied word)

I, lord of the shadows and those hu hide there, be-ith (why can't you do that too those words) Tim Harmer. I AM A DUDE. I MAY HAVE LONG HAIR, BUT I AM MALE. I am 16 years of age grrr I hate being young sometimes however if it is past the 23rd and I haven't changed this it, I am 17 and attend a college of which I am oh so fond of cough.

My designated region is the south east of England in the chaviest little place called ORE. My advice DON'T GO THERE PAST 9 U WILL BE EITHER STALKED OR STABBED. Happy chappy me. This is a place of evil next to the evil town of HASTINGS. The only good thing they have is a COSMO'S... I mean Cosmo's. I just like things far too over the top. I live in a cabin in my garden (YEYish) and the current time is 1:06 GMT meaning I am slightly an insomniac (Insert correct spelling here).

I enjoy the odd bit of manga e.g. One Piece or Liar Game and enjoy the odd anime par example (Y is french impossible to type) Death Note, One Piece, FFU and others the list just get more self harming. Although when it comes to TV I enjoy a good bit of House M.D. coz he's freaking awesome and others like Big Bang Theory and then other than nerdy stuff theres murder mysteries I can't get enough of (ITV3 FTW). Then when we hit the worse to some people programs theres always enouh room for some (dramatic voice as in reading film tiltle) STAR TREK whether it be Next Generation, Voyager or Enterprise, no where to watch original series without Sky (Dagnabbit) and never got into Deep Space Nine I never liked the randomness of it all and Sisko isn't very captainy. When it comes to reading however I don't much people have to make me read as some have learnt. I am trying to read H.P. although I feel bad when people say J is now out of work. other book I read in last two years was Rainbow's End by Vernor Vinge which is on loan to some special people atm. Very good futuristic outlook and shows how we take what we have today for granted like computer... oh... I'll shut up now.

Staying on the subject of media, I enjoy alot of old music from 30 - 20 years ago like Falco, G.M., the Police, David Bowie, QUEEN, and right now Kate is playing "Oh he does, he does, he does love his numbers" do be do anyways and then people are getting me to know hu the hell some of these modern bands are like Foo Fighters hu six years ago i thought was Food Fighters, Muse hu are very decent ... I shall have to isten to them and others that need not be remembered as atm they aren't that important.

Other than that the past 8 years ish I've been purely a gamer going trough things like FF which is awesome and Halo, Gears, and most things by Bethsada or however its spelt I know what I mean, although I do enjoy the retro's like Zelda and Mario on me N64 which is preserved on my floor and used by the select few.

I think thats enough about me, note to those reading chances I'll write something soon is low coz I have limited imagination it took me weeks to do my Eng Lit story based on Rainbow's End. And I don't think its any good.