Kelligor
 Hey Kelligor here Name: need to know only Sex: Male Age: twenty something can't remember right now, ask later when I have my Driver's license on me Hair: blonde, Eyes grey/blue that's all you need to know and possibly things that you didn't want to know about me Likes: kickass naruto, bleach, kickass Harry potter with manipulative dumbles, Harems, good music, Red vs Blue Dislikes: yaoi and slash (nothing wrong with it just not my thing, wish there was a filter for that so I didn't have to wade through it), Sasuke uchiha, sakura haruno, any kind of politics Favorite quotes: Red vs Blue "You will taste oblivion, which tastes just like Red Bull, which is disgusting." O'mally/doc "O'mally taught me how to be mean I just need to concentrate on bad things like...milk, no wait red, red bull." Caboose to Sarge The Situation in Hell The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A." *i stole this off Kur0Kishi's profile, so props to him, and props to whoever wrote this* I don't like politics because I feel that there has to be something seriously wrong with a person who actually wants to rule a country or whatever. Therefore, anybody running for high office has something wrong with them and I want nothing to do with them, period. I also have noted that the people who start wars are almost never the ones that have to fight in the wars nowadays. It used to be different with the leaders commanding the armies in battle, but I suspect that if the world leaders had to command the armies in battle now, when you can send a cruise missile to their tent anytime you want, that there would be much less wars for stupid things politicians fight about. People also forget that a politicians' main concern is to stay in office and most are more than willing to "bend with the wind" to stay in office even if it is not the right thing to do. But who am I to question politics? After all I'm just a peon to them and they care not for what I say (or type in this case) and therefore can be pushed aside as they dictate my life. Just my thoughts on politics Kelligor If you're convinced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.The Fifth Rider of Armageddon,AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, Dragoon321, Ranpuryu, Inazuma Kanji, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, thymistacles, Legion19, Kelligor 92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP. 95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! (added by Kelligor while sitting in the lawn chair eating popcorn yelling, "Jump you Assholes!") I believe that there is no sane and insane, just those that deny their own insanity and those who embrace it. If you're one of the ones who embrace their insanity and love every waking minute of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Fan of Fanfics, Legion19, kelligor |
