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Joined 06-19-09, id: 1975951, Profile Updated: 01-08-11

HAYDEN'S HOME!! he came home on 1/4/11.

I had my baby boy Hayden Jace on 10/15/10. he was 12 weeks early, he weighed 2 lbs 6 ounces and was 14 in long. he is still in the hospital and we are really hoping he will be home for New Years.


Im not a writer but Im a reader! Im here to read what you've written and expecting to be entertained. So pick up your pen and get to it, Im waiting.

Some of my Favorite books include: The Mortal Instruments Series by Cassandra Clare, All of Jane Austen's Books, The Circle Series by Ted Dekker, Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyers, Narnia by C S Lewis, and Tithe, Valiant, Ironside by Holly Black.


I normally dont do these but I found all of them really cute or really funny...

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(o.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your profile to help him in his goal of world domination!

92 of teenagers would be dead if Abecromie and Fitch told them breathing was uncool, if you're part of the 8 who are laughing their asses off copy/paste

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it copy/paste to you're profile

Candles are romantic, but lightbulbs don't burn your house down!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Ain't that weird?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Take that, you smart ass.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button. Repeatedly.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its shoes on.

The Catholic Church is still very angry about "The Da Vinci Code” - they don’t like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. And then some.

In a mad world, only the mad are sane. Therefore I am completely sane. But then I'm mad, so I'm sane, so I'm mad... I'm going to stop talking now.

God made earth; he rested. God made man; he rested. Then God made women, since then, neither God nor Man have rested.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

In relation to last note, an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute screw the fruit!

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (And LOSE!) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no freaking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh man, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."


Take a browse through my Favs... I dont write, I read so I will just promote other writers...

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A Vampire Beginning by Paradoxpixie reviews
Bella is a vampire who moves to Froks in search of the vegetarian vampire coven. How does Twilight go when Bella is a Vampire when she first meets the Cullens? Forgive the lame tittle. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,078 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Broken by ysar reviews
I wasn't like the women in those movies you see when you're channel surfing over a pint of ice cream at two in the morning. Everything was perfect. My grades were good, my college was paid for, and the future of my dreams was set. Until it wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,420 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Love That Defies All Logic by liljenrocks reviews
Wolf Territory-A spin-off from "Love You For Always," this is Ava's tale...a tale of loss and a love that defies all reason and logic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,511 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Seth - Complete
How the Mighty Fall by Ninadoll reviews
Wolf Territory - He was notorious amongst those who did not know the real him. He was known as the poor boy who made it good, a sinner in the eyes of many, a bastard both by birth and character and mostly an animal in the bedroom. I invite you to get to know the real man.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 172,336 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Embry - Complete
Life Sucks and Then You Live Forever by Charlotte Webber reviews
Nessie's relationship with Jacob matures as she does, but it’s not easy. They must deal with war, loss, prejudice, tribal politics, and the unfathomable mystery of imprinting. A heart-warming saga sure to make you laugh, cry and swear before it’s over
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 223,612 - Reviews: 2268 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Dreams of Beauty by NatBraaaat reviews
. The daughter of Ash and Mary-Lynnette Redfern and the Son of Delos and Maggie RedFern, soulmates at last. Well, we'll see how to ruin this for good. No one can unite the lands. I already missed the millennium, can't let this go now can I? she laughed.
Night World series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010
Under The Stars by NatBraaaat reviews
“Mary-Lynnette, my sweet Mary-Lynnette. You are not asleep. I'm here, I'm finally home, my love.” Ash was over her, holding his weight on his hands and knees, she didn't dare move. Ash was all she could see, her Ash, Her sweet Ash Redfern, her soulmate.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,603 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009
Love You For Always by liljenrocks reviews
Wolf Territory-Seth was biding his time, waiting for the day he would imprint. He made a career, a life, hoping she would come one day. And then she did. An imprint story written in Ninadoll's "How Wonderful Life Is Now You're in the World."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,643 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Seth - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4775 - Favs: 6,073 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moonlit Mist by panini999 reviews
Mary-Lynette has been waiting for her knight for one whole year... and she's sick of it. She decides to take the matter into her own hands, she decides to find him herself...
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,558 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009
Breathe Again by ysar reviews
If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 177,679 - Reviews: 6901 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Jacob
How Wonderful Life is, Now You're in the World by Ninadoll reviews
Wolf Territory - He is Alpha trying to bring order to a calling his pack is forced into, a businessman trying to bring much needed progress for his people, a son coming home to make his father proud, a brother who cares, a husband who loves. Join Jacob and his Nessie as they embark on the next stage of their forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,586 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
City of Jewels by misstinyhearts reviews
*HIATUS* The Morgenstern ring has possessed Clary, Jace gives in to deceit, Izzy falls in love...and there's something EVIL lurking in the dark. If you like Good VS Evil. Then you'll love this! Post-2yrz CoG
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,298 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3706 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
City of Lies by starshine.taylor reviews
This is about everything that happens after City of Glass. JacexClary MagnusxAlec SimonxIsabelle
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
One Bite Changes Everything by Heartbroken1 reviews
Alice didn't see Bella jump. Edward never went to the Volturi. What will happen between Bella and Jacob since fate didn't send Bella running off to save Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,589 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella
City of Ink by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETE! Post-COG. To keep her health issues a secret from Jace, Clary takes a vow of celibacy. But how long will she last, and how far will Jace go to protect her? Sex talks with Alec, Magnus wears white, & Izzy falls in love... again. Rated M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,343 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
City of Secrets by jessxreality reviews
Post-CoG spoliers -Jace, Clary, Isabelle, Alec and Simon meet a strange new girl at Pandemonium. She has a rune on her wrist, but isn't a shadowhunter. With a dark history and darker secrets Blair becomes the new bleeding disaster of the story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,863 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Desperation by LeesaM reviews
What would have happened if Jasper had gotten a hold of Bella at her birthday party? **NOTE: THIS STORY IS CO-WRITTEN; we weren't sure how to post it twice, under both authors, so if you see a duplicate story, please know that it belongs to both authors.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,589 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Choices by LeesaM reviews
This story takes place in Eclipse when Riley goes to Bella’s room to gather her belongings for Victoria. This is what could have happened if Bella had arrived while he was still there, and the events following.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,935 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
City of Shadows by Smexy Llama Girl reviews
Jace starts teaching Clary how to be a shadowhunter. Tells about all the little mishapps along the way. Other stuff will happen. A certin evil someone will come back. Can they ever get a break, Come on. Set after CoG
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
City of Grace by feisty.red.head reviews
10 years after Valentine is destroyed, Jace and Clary are living the perfect life. But when mysterious dreams threaten the life of their unborn child, things begin to change. Will they find the culprit? Or will it find them?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,595 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Cutting Teeth by Legs reviews
Renesmee’s eyes darted around the room, searching for something, anything, she might use as a weapon. She would bite him, she decided. She wondered if that technically broke Cullen house rules. Nessie rolled her eyes. She would apologize later...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,841 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete