Um... hi everyone!

I write fanfics in my spare time, some when I finnish one, I guess I'll post it. Don't expect any long series, and if I do get to writing a long series, any fast updates. I'm lazy. =P

Oh, and don't hesitate to tell me I suck. I like it when people are honest, so if you tell me I'm good when I suck, I'll eat you. Don't you dare even try being nice about it. If you don't like even one thing in any of my stories, just say the magic words "You suck" and I'll be all like "I love you! :D"

I will not write the yaoi, yuri, incest, or hentai that is so popular in our day and age. Sorry, but no. But I love fluff! :3 And I'm not afraid to use some mature themes in my works. But I never will go over the limit. And I barely ever curse.

Whatever.

Bye yall!

~Kit.

P.S: Ele, if you're reading this, you're the best beta in history! :3 And I think you should know I'd castrate Edward Cullen in his sleep in your honor~ LOVE YOU LIKE A WIFEY!! SOVIET SKY IS A BEAUTIFUL BABY~

And Trevor is the cheese~ ;3