Hey, it’s Seraph here!! Here’s some stuff about moi –

My YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/ShinRafangirlXIII

ATTENTION ALL SLAVE TO MY HEART'S DESIRE FANS!! I am happy to announce that STMHD is now finished!! So go finish reading and tell me what you think. I know the ending is crappy, but I am working on a sequel told from Demyx's point of view. Pairings in sequel: Zemyx, AkuRoku, Leon/Cloud, Soriku, etc...

I'll Find A Way Back To You: House FF Story It's NOW UP!! On hiatus.

I have another account under the name GunSniper64 where I have written a lot more frequent works. I hope to get back to isla de jenova de corazon really soon!! Favorite Pairings:

Tales of Symphonia – Zelos/Lloyd, Kratos/Yuan, Mithos/Genis, Zelos/Sheena, Kratos/Raine is ok, Genis/Presea, and POSSIBLY Sheena/Colette, and Sheena/Raine, but it depends on the fanfic story =D

Kingdom Hearts – Leon/Cloud, Riku/Sora, Axel/Demyx, Axel/Roxes, Zexion/Demyx, Sephiroth/Zack, Seph/Cloud, Roxas/Namine, and Zack/Aerith

Artemis Fowl - Trouble/Holly, Chix/Lily, and the occasional Artemis/Holly

Final Fantasy VII - Leon/Cloud (I know Leon isn't from FF7 but whateva) Reno/Kadaj, Reno/Yazoo, Kadaj/Reno/Yazoo, Zack/Cloud, Zack/Aerith, Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, Reno/Rude, Rude/Loz, Vincent/Cid's okay, Vincent/Yuffie, Reno/Zack only for certain stories, and Reno/Cloud only for certain stories, Aerith/Tifa for some, Seph/Cloud, and Rude/Loz

House M.D. - House/Cuddy, Chase/Cameron, House/Wilson (come on, it's so obvious!), House/Chase

Pairings for Laughs or Not to Be Taken Seriously By Me:

House M.D- House/Chase (actually, this could work if someone wrote a perfect story about them...), House/Foreman, House/Kutner, House/Taub, Cuddy/Chase (WTF??)

Symphonia - Mithos/Yuan, Kratos/Mithos (cause it would never work)

Artemis Fowl - Mulch/Holly, Mulch/Butler, Juliet/Mulch, Mulch/Foaly, Mulch/anyone really!! Go MULCH Diggums!!

ANYWAY

My Least Favorite Pairings:

FFVII/FFVIII – Cloud/Tifa, Cloud/Aerith as more than friends/family, Leon/anyone but Cloud, Sephiroth/Leon, Leon/Zack if Cloud is not added into a threesome, and Sephiroth/anyone other than Cloud or Zack

Kingdom Hearts – Sora/Kairi, Riku/Kairi, Cloud/Sora, Cloud/Riku, Kairi/anybody, Sephiroth/Kairi, and Sora/Roxas

Symphonia – Yuan/Raine, Yuan/Sheena, Kratos/Sheena, Colette/Raine, and Zelos/Colette

Characters who I personally think should all crawl into the same hole or end up together: – Kairi, Larxene, Tifa, Minerva from AF:TLC, and Midna from Legend of Zelda.

I’m sorry if I have offended anyone who likes these characters, but they simply bug the shit out of me!!

I would like to give a big THANK YOU!! to ChiBo947 who have encouraged me to write on this website, and have helped me along the way!!

As an anonymous reviewer before I got this account, I was known as Arya_fangirl007

~If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile.~

~If you have ever fallen UP the stairs copy this into your profile.~ (I did this last Friday lol)

~If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.~ (Oh HELLZ YEAH!!

~If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.~

those that laugh last think slowest.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - he hates that.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

"Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass."

Sarcasism is your bodys natural defense against stupidity.

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

"Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try and keep up!"

I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm BETTER THAN YOU!

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes, be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

People used to call me names, but thats ok, they're dead now.

"When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons. Got anything else for me?"

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Once you go fangirl you can never go back.

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

Tell the truth and run.

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

Roxas can take a roundhouse kick in the face from Chuck Norris and STILL look pretty.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

"I will not chase the boys, I will not chase the boys, I will not chase the boys... unless they provoke me!"

MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!"

Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

When life gives you lemons...squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes!

"Love at first sight" is just another way to say "I'm stupid and desperate."

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 that don't, copy this to your profile

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

And the best quote of all time: "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

"For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

Here are some quotes especially dedicated to ChiBo947, my bffls:

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

P.S.

If you have read my whole entire profile, copy and paste this into your profile.