This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man burried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

Sorry about the above thing... I'm incredibly paranoid. Anyways here are a few things about me.

1. I love swimming

2. Percy Jackson Star Wars and Eragon are my fandoms

3. I love to read

4. For some reason I can never start a good story

5. If Arya isn't the next rider so help me...

6. If Roran IS the next rider CP is going DOWN!

7. Thalico? Seriously??

8. I'm daughter of Poseidon

9. I'm a member of the Varden

10. My pen name means rider of the stars in the Ancient Language

~ Questionnaires ~

List twelve Random characters in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Eragon

2. Obi-Wan Kenobi

3. Thalia Grace

4. Anakin Skywalker

5. Arya

6. Jason Grace

7. Artemis

8. Selena Breaugaurd

9. Grover

10. Yoda

11. Roran

12. Leo

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No and no

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

I guess he's okay...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No which is weird because that should have come up in all the fics I've read.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

EWW!! NO!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Grover and Arya but only because Yoda is worse

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Uhh... Forest Fire?

10. Does anyone on your friends' list read three hot?

Kind of...

11. Does anyone on your friends' list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of

12. Would anyone on your friends' list write Two/Four/Five?

It would be interesting but no

13. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight what song would you choose?

Love Story by taylor swift

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic what would the warning be?

WARNING: be prepared for intense fire and flying scenes

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never

16. 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10 who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3 7 gets 11 but now 1 is in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Eragon and Selena Breaugaurd (???) are in a happy relationship until Arya runs off with Grover (EWW!). After Selena dumps Eragon for Obi-WanJason gets upset and retaliates by dating Leo (Yikes!). Alone and broken-hearted Eragon travels in search of a friend. Finally Eragon meets Anakin and Artemis. The three loners meet Yoda who tells each of them to look for love. Anakin finds Thalia (okay) Artemis gets Roran but now Eragon is in a never-ending love triangle with Jason and Leo (Oh my!).

What would you title this fic?

Thought-Provoking

If Eragon and Arya don't end up together i will screamstart a rebellion find C.P's house and personally SLAP! the living daylights out of him. Then ask for an autograph. Copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list if you are with me in the rebellion... ShadowKissedKK Ravendor Gryffinclaw Random Tash tooooo Legolas Thranduilion Jedi Dragon Rider Istar Shur'tugalAbrDuEvarinya

Who do you think is the next rider? Copy this into your profile and add you idea to the list below.

Arya

Elva

Roran

Nasuada

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley which was a short cut to her house she decided to take it.
However halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him he answered "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you. Forever and always

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber ( :C )above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling "Do a backflip!"

Even when you can’t see Him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile copy and paste this onto your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this because in the Bible it says if you deny me I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you hate Twilight copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a MLIAer copy and paste this onto your profile

If you belive in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christains will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the Bible it says that if you deny Him He will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. :D :D :D :D

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thgouht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

~Jesus:~

Jesus had no servants yet they called him Master...

He had no degree yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine yet they called him Healer...

He had no army yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb yet He lives today

Little Sayings

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion re-post this

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're truthfully part of the five percent who aren't copy this put it in your profile and add your name to the list:

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say "Ha Ha Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this junk!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions copy this onto your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan Avatarwolf Shifter-youkai AkatsukiFan Chocolate Chan xnarutoxrocksxSakuraUchiha101 SakuraHarunoKinomoto Storm MidnightStar Wars nut FlameWing41 Pie in the Face WingedAvenger100 Shur'tugalAbrDuEvarinya

Boys are like lava lamps fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

It takes 42 muscles to frown 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I was walking around in a Target store when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
"The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said "I'm sorry but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago which mentioned a drunk man in a truck who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there in her coffin holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place teary-eyed feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is stillto this day hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 M.P.H. on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down I'm scared!

Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him.
Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking
"God why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy this into your profile if you think child abuse is wrong

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(")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY

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STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black"
"When I grew up I was black"
"When I'm sick I'm black"
"When I go in the sun I'm black"
"When I'm cold I'm black"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink"
"When you grow up you're white"
"When you're sick you're green"
"When you go in the sun you turn red"
"When you're cold you turn blue"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. xD

"Work like you don't need the money love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching."

- Randall G Leighton

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

- Dr. Seuss

Dont tell me the sky iss the limit when there are Footprints on the moon…

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself where the heck is the ceiling.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions just stupid people.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

The road to success is always under construction.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

Always remember you're unique just like everyone else.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

Son employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the butt. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can't understand.

Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!

If your wife wants to learn to drive don't stand in her way.

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light and certainly not desirable as one's hat keeps blowing off.

Jokes!

After giving a speech at an elementary school President Bush allows the kids to ask a few questions. One little boy Billy gathers the courage to raise his hand and asks "How come you invaded Iraq without the support of the U.N.?"

Just as Bush begins to answer the recess bell rings and he says they'll continue afterward. Half an hour later the kids come back inside.

"Where were we?" says George. "Oh yes - does anyone want to ask me anything?"

A different boy raises his hand and says "I have three questions: First why did you invade Iraq without support from the U.N.? Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And third where the heck is Billy?"

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office

worker asked her "How many children do you have?"
"Ten" she replied.
"What are their names?" he asked.
"LeRoy LeRoy LeRoy LeRoy LeRoy LeRoy LeRoy LeRoy LeRoy
and LeRoy" she answered.
"They're all named LeRoy?" he asked "What if you want them to
come in from playing outside?"
"Oh that's easy" she said. "I just call 'LeRoy' and they all
come running in."
"And if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say 'LeRoy come eat your dinner'" she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh that's easy" she said. "I just use their last name!"

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida
his wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel he decided to send his wife a quick email
unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address
he did his best to type it from memory.

Unfortunately he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an
elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email she took one look at the monitor
let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint at the sound
her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen...

DEAREST WIFE...
JUST GOT CHECKED IN...
EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW...

P.S.
SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says: "Calm down I can help. First let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence then a shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says: "OK now what?"

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy only one ticket.

"How can the three of you travel on one ticket?" asks a lawyer.

"Watch and you'll see" answers an engineer.

Aboard the train the lawyers take their respective seats while all three engineers cram into the restroom and squeeze the door closed behind them.

When the conductor comes around collecting tickets he knocks on the restroom door and says "Ticket please." The door opens a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The lawyers are impressed with this clever idea. One the way home from the conference they decide to copy the engineers' technique. At the station they buy a single ticket for their return trip. To their astonishment the engineers don't buy a ticket at all!

"How in the hell are you going to pull this off?" asks a lawyer.

"Watch and you'll see" answers an engineer.

They board the train. The three lawyers cram into one restroom and the three engineers cram into the other restroom.

Shortly after the train departs one of the engineers leaves his restroom and knocks on the other restroom door. "Ticket please!"

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course" comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland" replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of course" replies the second man.

I'm curious the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin" comes the reply.

"I can't believe it" says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course" replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's" replies the second man "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62 too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much" replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

35 Things to do when your in Walmart! this is halirious...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell very loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle shouting "Go Pikachu Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people give them bear hugs and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no yell out "You broke my heart you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away pat their shoulder and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight and don't try with Maximum Ride)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section pick up a pink baby dress then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

By the way I tried it and it TOTALLY worked but everyone else I had do it the quiz was dramatically wrong... hmmm

1. First write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then beside numbers 1 and 2 write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7 write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th 5th and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8910 and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

This is SOOO funny!

Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and apply gentle pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As the cat opens its mouth pop the pill into the mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.

Take new pill from foil wrap cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10.

Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat’s throat vigorously.

Retrieve cat from curtain rail; get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band Aid to spouse’s forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

Retrieve cat from neighbour’s shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw away T-shirt and fetch new one from bedroom.

Ring Fire Brigade to retrieve cat from tree across road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to miss cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

Tie cat’s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

Get spouse to drive you to Casualty sit quietly while doctor stitches finger and forearm and removes remnants of pill from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

Call RSPCA to collect cat and ring pet shop to see if they have any puppies.

I wrote this poem based on the PJO pledge so that us inheritance fans can have a pledge.

I promise to remember Eragon

whenever I see a farm

I promise to remember Saphira

whenever someone protects me from harm

I promise to remember Brom

whenever a secret is kept from me

I promise to remember Nasuada

whenever someone was born to lead

I promise to remember the elves

whenever I see anything green

I promise to remember Murtagh

when someone's father's really mean

I promise to remember Arya

whenever someone would rather be alone

I promise to remember Glaedr

whenever something stirs up a cyclone

I promise to remember Oromis

whenever I hear something wise

I promise to remember Orik

whenever someone is small in size

I promise to remember Islanzadi

Whenever someone acts like a queen

I promise to remember Elva

Whenever someone knows my pain.

Yes I promise to remember Inheritance

wherever I may go

And post this on my page

So everyone can know!