Sup people, my names Christoph but everyone calls me either Kyle or Razor, Razor is a name my friend came up with before he passed away and Kyle is my middle name. I live in Wisconsin but I was born in Cornwall, United Kingdom (I do have an accent). I love writing,reading,music. I don't really have a 'clique' at school even though a lot of people claim I'm a jock. I play mid forward for my schools soccer team, I run track and in the spring I play baseball. My parents divorced when I was little and my mother died of cancer September 24th 2007. If I do decide to write I would love to hear some feedback. I even like negative thoughts! I live by the motto: Negativity is good. It gives a reason to get up and run to go and prove that those idiots can go fuck themselves.

Quick facts:

Name: Christoph, A.K.A Razor,Kyle

Age:17

Gender:Male (duh?)

Hair Color:Naturally blond, dyed hair black

Eye color:Blue

height:6'6''

Current Location:Wisconsin U.S

Birthplace: Cornwall U.K

Birthday:January 2nd 1991

Number of siblings:3 sisters 4 brothers, one deceased brother

Favorite style of music:Rock

Favorite animal:Cougar

Favorite pet: I've always wanted a squirrel, but I used to have a snake.

Current Pets: 1 dog, 2 cats, blue amazon parrot

Relationship Status:Taken

Parents are...?: Parents legally divorced when I was 7, mother deceased

Weird things that I know:

How to Say "I Love You" in different languages

English - I love you
Welsh - Caru ti
Polish - Ja Kocham Ciebie
French - Je T'aime
Hindu - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte Hae
Czech - Miluji Te
Slovakian - Lu'Bim Ta
Italian - Ti Amo
Ukrainian - Ya Tebe Kahayu
German - Ich Liebe Dich
Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
Greek - S'agapo
Hawaiian - Aloha Wau Ia Oi
Lithuianian - Tav Myliu
Korean - Sa Rang Hae Yo
Japanese - Ai Shi Te Ru
Romanian - Te Ubsec
Bosnian - Volim Te
Albanian - Te Dua
Filipino - Mahal Kita
Spanish - Te Amo
Cambodian - Bong salang oun
Portuguese - Eu amo-te
VIetnamese - anh yeu em
Russian - Ja lublu tebja
Irish- Is Aobhinn dom

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most..."-Mark Twain

Mark Twains real name was Samuel Clemens

Harley Davison Motorcycles were founded in Milwaukee WI

Other stuff:

I'm going to summerfest people!

Things I've decided to copy and paste:

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "come come paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times)
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any :

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

this is really sweet...

When a Girl is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.

When a Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

When a Girl looks at u with eyes full of questions .. she is wondering

how

long you will be around.

When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at

all

fine.

When a Girl stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.

When a Girl lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers

forever.

When a Girl wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.

When a Girl says ' I love you ' ... she means it.

When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you

more

than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person

Find a Guy . who calls you beautiful instead of hot. who calls you back

when you hang up on him.

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ...

kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who

holds your hand in front of his friends. Who is constantly reminding you

of

how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Who turns
to

his friends and says, ' That's her!! ' If you open this you have to

repost

it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your
life!!

If I don't get this back I guess your not my friend. If you have a lot
of

love for someone. copy and send this to your whole list. In 5 minutes

You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when

1. You make a leaf village head protector.

2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions.

3. Everytime you put your glasses on you whisper 'Sharingan!'.

4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Natrually Sakura' look.

5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th hokage'

6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais.

7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket.

8. You name your dog Akumaru.

9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead. (Don't forget the eyeliner!!)

10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra.

11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal.

~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~

Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF! So many people bash Tenten to bits in Fanfiction and AMV'S , it hurts me.we seriously need to change the rules! Past this onto your profile, we need to get AT LEAST 100 signatures so we can show some people that there are fans of NejiXTenten out there! Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Namida, TotalWeaponFan1010, animefancutie11, Sweet-Tooth15151515, EmBrAsInG-DaRkNeSS, Merciless Ruby, DemonicAngel08, ShadowByakugan, Tenten with kunai,Razrkle

Alright thats it for now, feel free to contact me. I have a youtube account with the user Razr1Kyle2 that I am always on, you can email me or just send me a message here. seeya folks!

-Christoph