![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. This is a create your own profile! I'll put down some statements that may or may not be true about me and you can just pick the ones you like. It will be a new experience each and every time! So here goes ... I am a wicked cute sloth with awesome sunglasses. When I grow up I want to be a cat lady. I figure that you need 67 cats to be a decent cat lady. I have three. I hate football, but I love hockey. In fact, when I grow up I will be an NHL goalie. I've never written much FanFic before. In fact, I only recently discovered FanFic. Some of you authors write some pretty kinky stuffs. I am green. It's not easy being green you know. Ask Oscar. SCRAM! I've stopped having birthdays. What's the point if there are no loot bags? I hate to read. Yup. I hate writing too. I like to grunt. I am a wicked awesome chef. Nobody makes grilled cheese sammiches like me! OH YEA! |
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