So... I'm kinda hiding... and this is an alternate account... but not created for nefarious reasons. Sssh... as long as I only use it to review no one will know I'm here... right?

I have two states of being - Lurk and Rant. As a default I Lurk... if I really enjoy a story I tend to Gush (a subset of Rant)... if given the slightest encouragement I continue to Rant indefinitely. Occasionally I Disappear... which resets the cycle back to Lurk.