HaganeNoUberness
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Joined 06-17-09, id: 1973566, Profile Updated: 12-12-09
Author has written 2 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Ouran High School Host Club.

I'm on break right now... my head hurts and I'm really stressed out... being a teenager SUCKS!

HaganeNoUberness is a teenage girl with little to no life at all who writes fanfics to break the utter monotony. She wrote most of these in History Class to break the utter boredom of her History Teacher causes in everyone and her uncanning ability to put everyone in her class to sleep. Her favorite anime are Fullmetal Alchemist, Pandora Hearts, Eureka 7, Ouran High School Host Club, and Karin. She was watching G4 while writing this, specifically Ninja Warrior which is SOOO cool! Ninja Warrior is a show for badasses! WHOOT WHOOT! My Youtube page is below (SOMEWHERE).

http://www.youtube.com/user/s90295

~RANDOM~QUOTES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (pretty...)

-at cedar point-

Abbey:I just want to walk up to someone random sometimes and hug them.

Me:It's not that hard. =)

Abbey:You do it!

Me:Fine! -walks up to emo looking guy- Hey, do I know you? I think I do! -hugs-

Guy:Um... You have me confused...

Other people:-laugh-

Me:Oh... Okay then... See you then random person!!

Abbey:Oh my god, Sarah, you are my hero.

Me:I am hero-worthy...

-In front of house-

Me:Hey Jake... when you look at the sky what do you see?

Jake:What do you mean?

Me:Well now I see what looks like a camel hugging a pimp...

Jake:You have a strange strange mind...

Me:My strange mind is what makes me so lovable though!

-At Cedar Point-

Me:-on top of dragster- FLAVA FLAV!! -on top of magnum- PIMP JUICE!! -on skyhawk- LEMON BOMBS!! -on millenium- EAT THIS STONEY CREEK! (rival high school)


Characters I have made up as of yet and a quote from their story-

Haruhi Miyuzaki- Her Family called her Miyu-chan. She has Purple hair and blue eyes. She is a pathetic 4'9" and was told she wasn't likely to grow much more. She lived in Creta, west of Amestris, before she was banished. (Read the story if you mut know why! Lol, adverts FTW!) She met Edward and Alphonse on her trip. Haruhi is abnormally shy and hates being hugged by people who just wanna hug her because she's small. She hates being compared to a doll or called short in any other way... like Ed, she has a temper. "'I don’t think of them. That’s my past and I like to focus on the present. If I am happy enough my brother won’t have died in vain. That’s how I think of it.' I told him." (A quote chapter 10)

Midori Kokoro- An Ex-Vampire Hunter turned into a Vampire. She was sent on a mission to kill the Pureblood Lucas who killed random people with reckless abandon and had her heart stolen. He turns Midori into a Vampire and commands her to kill. As she says in the story, A Bullet through the Heart is a Good State, after she kills him. She is sent to Cross Academy to meet someone like her who can help her get over her bloodlust. Turns out she meets Zero there. She has extrememly long black hair and lime green eyes, she was told to join day class so Zero could watch her and make sure she doesn't kill anyone. "One gunshot to his heart area breaking what he broke of mine, killing him didn’t bring me joy. I would rather strangle him with my own hands, rip my hand through his chest and pull out his heart. There are so many ways to kill a vampire, after all. " (A quote chapter 1)

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No One Would Believe Me by onelittlespeck reviews
"I will be brave. I will fight. I will get home! I will see my family again! Because I am never fighting alone. Because I do have a reason to go on. Because I will be strong. You hear me universe? I'm not afraid of you! *BOOM *...Well maybe a little."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 241,981 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
It's Not What You Think by RosieShiba reviews
Roy and Riza are married but nothing good lasts forever, especially when the Fuhrer has his sights set on their son. Riza POV.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,192 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Circa 1950 by Winds of Water reviews
After death, there is life... on Earth. Roy has a second chance at life, and love. RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 221,397 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
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Haruhi in Amestris reviews
Haruhi Miyuzaki is a girl banished from her country for protecting the weak against the Prince of her country. She walks all the way to Amestris and meets Ed and Al. Fun times may or may not ensue, but most likely they will. EdXOC named Haruhi who rocks!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,431 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
What Grandmother Wants reviews
The host club opens again only to have Tamaki leaving for meetings his Grandmother orders him to go to...What is his Grandmother after? Takes place after chapter 73 in manga. TamaXHaru rated T because Idk where it's going...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.