![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Hello fellow fanfictionmites! I am the almightly Loopy Lini Cakes! Also known as Nemo, but you'll learn more about that later. The point now, is that I am awesome. Yes, yes, I know! You're wondering how you have become so lucky as to stumble upon my awesomeness! However, as fate will have it, you shall not know until you spin around while hopping on your left foot, touching your nose with your right index finger while facing skyward. Then, and only then will you know how awesome I am and how you have became so lucky as to witness the complete awesomeness of my awesomely self! Okay, in all actuality, I'm pretty average and boring. I like writing, which you could probably guess as you shall see I have one oneshot and one on-going story. I have a lot more, it's just that I have the attention span of a nat and get bored very quickly. I can be over-dramatic, as you could also probably tell by the beginning lie of how I'm apparently awesome... lmao. In all actuality, I'm not very awesome at all. It's rather amusing how awesome I'm not. I live a boring life and everyday my ego gets crushed a bit more. I have awesome friends, but I have yet to figure out the secret to be awesome. However, if you want to know the depth of my unawesomeness, even though they ARE so very wonderful people, my friends, I mean, and as much as I appriciate that I have them, I don't spend as much time as I should want to with them. I'm very boring, so I think maybe my pathetic yearning for mixed solitude benefits my friends more than it does me. My family means the world to me. I have an older sister and a younger brother. We argue a lot and we hardly get along, but when it comes right down to it, if any of us need each other, we're banded together tighter than cemented bricks. You do one of us wrong, you do us all wrong. And let me tell ya, you don't want three quarter-mexicans on your ass, dude. Not. At. All. As for music, though it is a big part of my life, I don't overdramatisize how I need music to live or how music is life. And I don't judge if I like a song by what genre it is, either. Though, if I want to completely contradict what I have just said, you can mostly find Rock on my IPod. My favorite kind of music (regardless of genre) is the kind that bares pure, raw, unmeddled-with emotion. However, there's times I feel the need to listen to something happy-go-lucky, which is when I whip out (dun-dun-duunn) David Bowie (swoon) or (my guilty pleasure) the Jonas Brothers. Well, I can't really think of anything else to say. Any questions, just ask. It has yet to be possible to bite over the internet...someone should really work on that. And there you have it, my dearest ones! My complete and utter awesomeness awesome is there for you to behold (hah!) |
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