Well hello hello hello!

I am currently updating this for no reason. I need some isparation for another poem, my mom is now PRESSURING me to do it! AHHH! Help is appretiated! If that isn't spelt right and you can't understand it well then to bad...

I am MrFork understood. I am a elite ninja/shinigami/human who is a spy/ninja/kick a bad guy...

-sighs- I wish...

In real life I am a weird child with two of her poems published,

I only watch two shows on the TELEMAGRAM!

Bones and House

My parents make fun of my manga obsession and I often react with a disapproving and quite frustrated attitude

It seems the computer is my best friend and most of my life,

I wish I was a butterfly...

WAFFLEZ!

And here I am fivemonths and twenty-eight days later. Contemplating weather or not I am going to bed soon. Its 14 days 'till my birthday guys... can you believe it?

Anyways in this segment of Fanfiction I have been asked to talk about myself. I am now going to write the rest in an annoying interveiwer responding person way.

INT: So MrFork, are you actually a guy.

MrF: Well no, as said above I am a girl. 100 girl.

INT: How did you come across the name MrFork then?

MrF: The story goes like this - Mel goes for dinner with her family at Boston Pizza. Mel orders food, lasagunea to be percise, since afterall lasagunea is her favorite food. Mel wait for food and is not being entertained by her two hyperactive little brothers. Sometimes, such in times like these, she wishes that a hipopotums would come and digest them. Food seems not to be coming, but a really hot guy that can make balloon animals comes, so she doesnt mind so much. After waiting for an hour, Ray the mighty step-father goes to see manager. Manager appologizes profusly. Mel is hungry now, really hungry like clutch your stomatch and tears in your eyes hungery, so to pass the time she writes a ballad about her fork... His name was Mr.Fork. And she thought it was cool.

INT: Uhhhh, wow. Okay then, what's your favorite colour MrFork?

MrF: Ebony Black... or Teardrop Blue. But you know Del Soul (its orange) is really pretty and so is Royal Purple. I think I'll have to come back to you on that.

INT: Interesting, what tv shows do you like?

MrF: Quiet simply I watch, for more adult shows, Bones and Merlin, for children shows I watch Jimmy Two Shoes, Stoked, and the Mr.Men Show, which no matter what anybody tells me, shouldnt be a kids show, its just that kick BEEP. I am also, regretably, a fan of the show Storm Hawks. Martin Mystery comes on and thats pretty awsome. I watch documentries alot thanks to my father.

INT: What books do you like Mr.Fork?

MrF: I have read too many to count, after all my bedroom, at least the old one I am currently living in my downstaires basment, had 256 books in it itself. If you want to know any just ask and I'll tell you if I have. SOme of the main ones that most people know are - Twilight, Darren Shan saga, The Demonata saga, Naruto (which my parents don't count, see above), Bleach, Godchild, Maximum Ride, Micheal Slade books, and John Saul books. Seriously if you want to know ask.

INT: Well since it's 1:12 in the morning lets end with one last question. It seems that you do not write alot and mearly read on this site, is that stament true?

MrF: Well yes and no. I spend alot of my time writing and I am currently trying to write a novel, but its rather confusing, as it needs to be thought out alot more than my other stories because in it I'm using people I really know, and I lack willpower. I lack will power to finish any of my stories. -mutters to self- God I'm pathetic. Anyways I do write and I really want to finish The Stitcher, but my summer seems as it's going to be really busy so... yeah. And the yes part of the stament above is that I DO use this site mainly for reading because, well where else am I going to find my weird, almost always gay, smut, with people from my array of mangas, tv shows, movies, and books.

INT: Ahhh, I see. Well it's time for us to leave you tonight Ladies and Gentleman from all over the world. I would like to thank Mr.Fork for coming out here all the way from Canada. She pleads that she needs to go since her head is pounding and her mother (or possibly one of her best friends) is going to wake her up at an unreasonable time before noon. Good bye, dear fellows and thank you for tuning into todays episode of Talking with the n00bs.

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I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

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