Hello,

I am new to fanfiction. I absoulutely LOVE the Twilight Series and Edward Cullen. I will probably start my first fanfic soon, so be lookin' out for The-Long-Lost-Cullen! I lurve writing poetry, and will get out a poem-fic soon. Hopefully my writing will be better than I think it is, and I hope you will enjoy it. Btw, I am not a Jacob sympathizer, he needs to get over Bella. Sorry, that is my personal oppinion. Anyway, I love reviews (wouldn't it be great if I could get some!) ;) Now that that is out of the way, how about some fun stuff!

I am a HUGE supporter of Severus Snape X Lily Evans (When does Snape ever catch a break, James Potter is a jerk!)

My fave coupling:

SnapeXEvans

BellaXEdward

AliceXJasper

EmmetXRosalie

CarlisleXEsme

RonXHermione

DracoXHermione

HarryXCho

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

You know you live in 2008 when_

1.You go to a party, sit down and take Myspace pics

2.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have AIM/Myspace/Livejournal

4.You would rather look all over the house for the remote rather than pushing the button on the T.V.

6.Your evening activity is sitting on the computer.

7.You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8.You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9.You were too busy to notice number five.

10.You actually looked back up to see if there was a number five.

11.And now you are laughing at your stupidity.

12. And now you're thinking that's creepy

13. You just said "WHAT?!"

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

-You can shatter my heart but I will love you with all the little pieces.

-Trying is the first step toward failure

-A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "man, we messed up, but that was fun!"

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friend

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?

"A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; he grabbed her arm and said, 'You're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want you, I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die'."

Things I can't stand on FanFiction:

The constant referring to heels as death traps. (Yes I am a hypocrite.)

Jacob winning over Edward.

Short profiles

Unreasonably fast paced stories.

Stories where Bella is coordinated at sports but still clutzy.

(To be continued...)