I have mostly changed to Ao3, same username archiveofourown.org/users/VioletaAsh

Quotes from this site:

May all your pranks be wicked, and the blame never cast your way. - Gred and Forge (Enough is enough - walker-of-the-shadow-path)

The Colonel raised her eyebrows in surprise. "You consider the Earth under imminent attack from homicidal alien parasites in fleets of invincible starships, small commando teams jumping through wormholes our only hope, not to mention following a woman into combat," some attitudes are hard to kill even in the twentyfirst century, "to be old hat?"

Xander shrugged. "Just like highschool," he told her, including a somewhat lopsided grin. - Xander and Colonel Samantha (Old Hat The Evil Author

"Grandfather, with all due respect, have you gone nuts?" - Harry and Dumbledore (Web of Lies - Star Polaris)

"You made a deal with the devil!" Dumbledore insisted.

"Basically."

"But can we trust them to hold it?" asked McGonagall, casting a wary eye at Pinhead. "They're demons! Monsters!"

"Couldn't be any less trustworthy than the Slytherins," noted Ron from his place on the floor. - Harry, Ron, McGonagall and Dumbledore (Evil Be Thou My Good - Ruskbyte)

“Think he might be involved?” asked Kogoro, looking at the kid with a hint of disdain.

“Hardly. The murder happened at 11:00 am. At that time we had a couple of uniforms trying to coax that kid out of a tree he’d been up for half an hour due to some local monks mistaking him for a lost spirit. And please don’t ask, this day’s been weird enough.”

If that’s the case then why did he just lie about it. And why is he protecting the person that’s framing his dad. And why did a bunch of Buddhist monks chase him up a tree?- about Danny Phantom (The Impossible Murder - Billie Jukes)

So the world was falling down around her? Oh well. She was meeting Harry Potter? That’s nice. Lord Voldemort walked through her front door? Oh dear. She would go out the back.- solicitor of the Potter Family (An Aunt's Love - Emma Lipardi)

When a group of psychopaths calls you insane…does it really count? (No Longer Alone Iced Blood)

‘If a problem has a solution then there’s no need to worry, and if it hasn’t got one, then worrying about the problem will not create a solution.’

WEaving free fingers with manacled ones, Colonel O'Neill listened to the others hammer out a plan. Stargate Command. Earth's portal to the stars. First, last, and best line of defense against the scum of the universe.

And they were going to use cookies to lure a bouncing yellow rabbit into a rubber-lined box.

Jack buried his head in his hands. "Okay, kids. It's official. This is a lousy day." (Lost in Translation - Vathara)

"I never realized that desperately holding onto my lingering sanity was driving me crazy.” “If you love something, Harry, let it go free. If it comes back, then it’s yours forever. If it doesn’t, then I’m afraid that the Dark Lord probably killed it.” - Harry Potter and Lionel Lovegood (Lovegood, Boobs Gooder - nonjon)

And thus it was decided that Tobi could stay around, mostly because not one of the Akatsuki had it in them to take Tobi away from Sakura after she had started crying that she didn’t want Tobi to die too because he was a good boy, then Tobi had started crying because he was a good boy and agreed that he didn’t want to die.

So the Akatsuki got a new pet.

His name was Tobi.

He was a good boy. - Child's Play, Author: Sora Inu-chan