Hello there! I’m happy to welcome you here. Unfortunately, I can't entertain you with any fanfiction here for all fiction I’m uploading is most likely to be in Russian. As we speak, there are hardly anyone who reads fics in Russian (no wonder, though ”), and I'm afraid, I'm too lazy to translate them (and yet, I’d love to). Maybe if I had a good beta-reader… Anyhow, I've come to the decision of uploading a story of mine here, no one’s gonna read it anyway but it doesn't matter: I don't wish for my account to be empty without a particular reason.

Now, I guess, I'm going to have to tell you some words about myself just like everybody else is. I have no idea, really. There are no profile forms provided to fill in for me which irritates me greatly, so le's leave it all to improvisation, or whatever it is…

About me:

I'm just a person whose potential of getting bored to no end is amazing. P:) And who has quite a lot of free time, too.) There're dozens of things I'm interested in which makes it difficult to enumerate them. Mostly, I'm interested in studying (not in the nerdy sense with which it may sound), to be more precise – learning foreign languages is my passion, hobby, job, and personal interest. I speak four foreign languages, including English (which is, of course, fluent, and the second favorite), French (advanced – B2); German (I dislike that one, though), and Japanese (the one and only for me) are at the beginner's level. I would also like to learn Italian sometime soon.

Well, usually I spend my spare time surfing the Net, writing fanfiction, drawing in PS, listening to music, watching anime, live-action and dorama, reading manga, ranobe and different classic foreign literature, doing yoga and, of course, the last but not least - learning foreign languages.

Interests:

My second interest is Japan. Anything concerning it, directly or not, makes me fond of it. Language, people, traditions, mentality, lifestyle, history, literature, music, art, cuisine – you name it! I'd developed a strong liking to it long before I started watching anime. Now my interest has become an obsession. _よろしくお願いします！

I'm also interested in cosplay, Vocaloid (I hate their synthetic voice, but making music there really makes the time pass by more quickly), J-Music, J-Rock, origami, ikibana, sadoku, Latin proverbs, critics, cold arms, martial arts, psychology, philosophy, foreign history, mythology, astrology, haiku, calligraphy, computer science, cyberserfing, PS, web-design, gothic, yoga, snowbording, aikidou, parcours, chess, drawing, photography… Quite a lot, ne?

F&F: Fanfiction and Fandom.

Well, I'm not a writer, actually. I mean not a real one, that is; just an amateur. And the only reason I've started this mess (writing, I mean) is my devotion to a certain character, my admiration of him, and… In other words, there is a character who inspires me greatly and who I'd like to write about. That’s how motivated I am. =) That’s all there is to it, no other reason, really.

And like everybody here does, I’ll tell you about my fandom preferences: kinks, OTPs, characters etc.

OOC: What I really hate the most about fanfiction is OOC. There is nothing worse than it. As far as I'm concerned, if there's a slight piece of OOC in a story it is worth dropping. I also think that the popular theory about the impossibility of writing without OOC (IC) is just a pathetic excuse for the authors not capable of, or even worse, not willing to write IC-ish fics. That's what I strongly believe in. I see no point in reading OOC-ish fic because for me it's the same thing as reading about a different character, imagined by author, which has nothing to do with the canon's original. When authors change the behavior of the character, they break its canon identity. The character becomes faceless. I can't see any interest in seeing a character in different "shoes", so to speak, like many other fellow readers do. The most interesting and thrilling thing for me in fanfiction is how canonized the story is, how realistic it is in relation to canon, and how close it is to the original (universe, characters).

Mary-sue-ism: It's the second one I hate. I'm not an OC-hater, I'd tell you that for sure. On the contrary, I love OCs, but only OFC, not MSs. I myself do have an CC\OC story so I'm the one to talk, heh. You see, there is a great difference between OFC and MS. Unfortunately, we are chased by the latter, undying, the one and only. I like OFCs. I hate yaoi, and there are so few worthy canon female characters, so… oh, well, let them be! But Mary-Sues are different; they are beyond anything. They are unbearable. Can't authors make more humble and realistic OCs, I wonder…

Favorite fandom: well, that’s a good question. For me, it's not a favorite anime\manga\series, it's what I most like to read/write about, to look at the fanart of. It deals with fanservice. It usually has a great deal of characters and shippings, and it is most likely shounen. So it would be "Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!".

Favorite Character: the most favorite ever, the one and only… Hibari Kyouya-san (usually I attach different post-suffix). He's the only one I love writing about.

And, I have a lot more.

Favorite Male Characters:

L, Byakuran, Rokudou Mukurou, Fon, Alaude, Reborn, Fran, Orihara Izaya, Heiwajima Shizuo, Kishitani Shinra, Kuchiki Byakuya, Hitsugaya Toshirou, Ulquiorra Schiffer, Kon, Urahara Kisuke, Hijikata Toshirou, Sakata Gintoki, Okita Sougo, Takasugi Shinsuke, Uchiha Itachi, Nara Shikamaru, Jiraiya (I don’t love "Naruto", though), Kanda Yuu, Cross Marian, Roronoa Zoro, Sanji, Onizuka Eikichi, Gerard Fernandes, Japan, Akito, Hei, Dante, Vergil, Badou, Roy Mustang, Saitou Hajime (both "Kenshin" and "Hakuouki"), Seta Soujiro, Howl, Ichinose Takumi, Itoshiki Nozomu, Asakura Hao, Kid the Death, Shinigami-sama, Sebastien Michaelis, Nizuma Eiji… Oh, I'm damn tired, there's a lot more...

Favorite Female Characters: Riza Hawkeye, Celty Sturluson, Senjougahara Hitagi, Nami, Sheryl Nome, C.C., Saber, Takano Miyoko, Tsunade, Minami Chiaki, Shihouin Yoruichi, Terumi Mei, Uryuu Minene, Osaki Nana, Kyouyama Anna, Erza Scarlet, Ry-L Mayer, Mme Red, Medusa, Ayanami Rei, Matsumoto Rangiku, Misora Naomi, Tsukuyo, Robin Nico, Makise Kurisu, Hildegarde, Margery Daw, Temari…

The characters I dislike:

Dino Cavallone, Yagami Light, Suzuki Adelheid, Inoue Orihime, Hinamori Momo, Hirasawa Yui, Noyamano Ringo, Shirley Fenette, Kishimoto Kei, Alois Trancy, Hachi, Uchiha Sasuke, Noda Megumi, Sou Tamaki, Saionji Sekai, Fuwa Shou, Kurumizawa Ume, Kiryuu Zero, Cross Yuuki, Excel, Wolfram von Bielefeld, Makoto Itou, Gasai Yuno … Oh, there’s a lot, lot more but I'm tired.)

And I was only anime-fandom charries, I bet you don't wanna know non-anime ones. No, I'm so not gonna list them. T_T\\

OTP: Royai. Hands down! It is amazing how they understand each other wordlessly, how they cooperate, how loyal to each other they are. And they are sooo damn kawaii together! *

Favorite canon pairing: House x Cuddy Well, that's a different story, and more complicated one, but I still can't help loving this sarcasm-overflows-pairing. She's the only woman to handle him =).

Favorite crackpairing: D20 That will never happen but it would be so nice…

OT3: 6996Spade Though it is a new pairing I've fallen for it at first sight! Demon is sooo alike Mukurou but way more of a badass. The idea of the 1st and the 10th Kiri no Shugousha fighting over a fragile Chrome makes my imagination go wild. Besides, it's well fanserviced by Amano-sensei.

Anti-OTP: 1820. This is the most stupid and absurd character one could ship Kyou-kun with. == And it's not fangirling. Even 1896 makes more sense than that. They are not alike, isn't it obvious? Reborn Wiki points out that the only difference between them is that the latter is compassionate and caring! Huh! And crybaby, that's what they've missed for some reason. == Okay, the only similarities are their armbands and belonging to a committee. Phhh! Where did this alikeness come from? Okay, he is indifferent, and couldn't care less about Vongola while she cares for Enma more than for her own live. He is cruel, she is compassionate. He's cold, calm and collected, while she is hot-tempered (scenes with Julie), impulsive, and shouting down at everyone. Not to mention her vulgar outfit and pantsu demonstration -.- free show for the public. Oh, and she burst into tears and begged Tsuna for forgiveness and help hysterically. Come on now, where did the similarities go? P)

Unfavorite Canon pairing: Takumi x Hachi Well, here it is just unfair. She's not worthy of him, not of a single lock of his ebony hair. The only reason he didn't get her heart-broken is because of her pregnancy and Nobu's being a total coward.

Unfavorite crackpairing: Ulquihime. It'll never be canonic, and it never was. Their relationships are stereotypical of that between an Arrancar and a human. From Ulquiorra's side there is mere curiosity towards Inoue what is quite understandable. From Inoue's side – try guessing it – compassion and sympathy as always. I can see no affection. Her affection is towards Ichigo.

Anti-OT3: ItaSakuSasu. It's plain stupid: trying to get Sakura another Uchiha to get the younger one jealous. ==

Favorite pairings:

Celty x Shinra

ShikaTema

Hitagi x Kyoyomi

Kalulu

Mashirou x Azuki

Okabe x Makise

GinTsu

Usui x Misaki

Ren x Nana

Gerza

Shiki x Kokutou

Hao x Anna

Stein x Medusa

5666

SasuSaku

Maiko

NishiMine

Anti-shippings:

GinRan

HitsuHina

ItaSaku

Itazula

Anna x Yoh

Lelouche x C.C.

1896

1886

…and all of yaoi/yuri and incest shippings.

That's it, I guess. I've written too much! It's all due to the absence of profile forms. ==

Anyhow, I’m glad to see you here anytime, even though nobody’s gonna read anything. ) At least, now my profile is done, and my account has a title, too.))