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 Author has written 1 story for Twilight, and 13 Little Blue Envelopes. This girl is not me!!!! Name: Azalea Hayden Age: Wouldn't you like to know? Favorite Quote: When life throws you a pit, plant a cherry tree. Favorite Singer: well... Taylor Swift, OneRepublic, Daughtry, Green Day, and a lot lot more... :D Favorite Sport(s): Gymnastics (I always wanted to do gymnastics, but watching is also cool) and Ice Skating. I love to ice skate! oh yeah, COLORGUARD!!! If you don't know what that is... you're seriously missing out... search it up! :) Favorite TV Show: anything funny Best Friend: Steph, the ASIANS. :) FOR EVERYONE'S INFORMATION! MISSYMOO-ONE IS FINISHING CONCERT MIRACLE, SO CLICK HERE http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1966472/ TO FINISH READING CONCERT MIRACLE! Pictures for PS I love you! |
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Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Catch That Wahhh! by LadyDV011 reviews
Bella knew that her past would come back to haunt her but she never imagined that it would come back this way. Now she has people after her and the Cullens are getting suspicious. What will Bella do when her pasts come?
Crossover - Twilight & Catch That Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,858 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Morte by Badassbella666 reviews
Edward Cullen is the king of everything and everyone. The only immortal human is unluckily Bella. Edward will stop at nothing to make her his own and for her to have his heir. He takes her as his wife/slave. Can she live threw this torture? Graphic Rape. DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
What Once Was Lost by writing101 reviews
It's been 42 years since the Cullens left Forks, 42 years since Bella's death. Alice has been having these strange visions about a vampire girl that'll change the life of her family forever. Alice POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,474 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Alice
The Sea Queen's Pearl by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Amphitrite faded away in the sixteenth century, leaving a pearl to be given to her reincarnation. however a few obstacles get in the way of Poseidon giving Sally the pearl centuries latter, one being the pact he had just broken.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,372 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - [Poseidon, Sally J.] - Complete
Neighbor Boy by legallyblondex reviews
Bella, her best friend & her father move to a new town to start fresh. Huge house, great school, and cute neighbor. The downside? The neighbor's an asshole, a very cute asshole though. She knows she's beyond screwed. AH*OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,322 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Age Ain't Nothing But A Number by Kirsten19191 reviews
18-year old Bella Swan doesn't know what to do after High School. She decides not to go to college and responds to an add in the paper. A Mr. Cullen is looking for a nanny, but Bella doesn't know how gorgeous her future employer is...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,240 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Online Offline by lgmrkm reviews
Bella is being forced into a future she doesn't want. Her only true friend and confidante is a boy online whose name she doesn't even know. When she moves from San Francisco to Forks her online and offline world collide. Better sum inside. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 292,424 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Shadows of Forever by Brown-eyedCullenGirl reviews
A day before her wedding Bella disappears and later evidences that she's dead are found. Eighty years later the Cullens decide to go back to Forks and surprise some vampires between who is someone they know. What really happened to Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,162 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5867 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Wedding Dare by BeWithoutYou9 reviews
Drunk nights in Vegas make you do crazy things. What happens when Edward and Bella get dared to get married when they barely know each other? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,559 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mixed Messages by Ardent Ly reviews
Bella's psyched when Charlie gets her a new laptop, especially now that she can chat with Edward, the boy she's loved since freshman year. It's a shame that nobody bothered to tell her that offline messages would be received once the person signed back on
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,217 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Where I belong by sacha-lee reviews
What if in New Moon Bella decided against throwing herself of the cliff last minute What if she went home regretting the reason why she was going to do it; to die. What if she came across an unexpected visitor... ExB Fluff! How New Moon should of ended!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Merry Exmas? by immortal werepire reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Masen. Two exes. One holiday adventure. Merry Ex-mas to me? Based off of Ex-mas by Kate Brian. Characters belong to Stephenie Meyer. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! PLEASE R&R! looks better than it sounds, promise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,533 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Of Nightmares and Temple Kisses by CastielHasBlackWings reviews
Lily has a nightmare about James being killed and goes to check if he's okay. Set in 7th year. An average piece of fluff. Sorry for the awful summary! Please R&R :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Story of Us by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Taylor Swift's The Story of Us Bella & Edward have broken up & now they're at an awards show together. It's awkward & they miss each other. Bella sings & gets a surprise! R&R EXB FLUFF! One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Stolen Pillows and Stolen Wands by CastielHasBlackWings reviews
"Well goodnight Lilykins." He bent down, like he was about to kiss me on the forehead, but grabbed my pillow as I was leaning up, and sprinted out of the room." Rated T 'cause I'm paranoid! R&R, hope ya like :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
His Fault by CastielHasBlackWings reviews
Short one-shot on how Lily&James got together.. Hope ya like :D Rated T for some language, but not much! :D Please R&R :D Disclaimer: Sadly no, I do not own Harry Potter :'/ & I hope I achieved the way English people would talk... :/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Drunk Body, Sober Heart by TwistingTwilight reviews
Edward left to go to University in Olympia, but twelve hours later and he's on his way back to Seattle to find his girl. What will happen when he finds Bella drunk and pining after him? He'll realise how much they're meant for each other. AH. EPOV. OS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Can Never Take The Rain Out Of Seattle by TwistingTwilight reviews
Five years ago Bella made the biggest mistake of her life... She left Edward. "The day we can be together, is the day they take the rain out of Seattle." Now she returns to Seattle for Alice's wedding... Edward is still there... Can she make it right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cora's Story by VanillaMostly reviews
It was just another Thanksgiving. /Cora and Jamie's story/
Lock and Key - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Complete
Never Practical by Linneam reviews
James Potter was a certifiable nutcase. He was loud and annoying, and he had a talent for pushing every button she possessed. Nothing about the boy was practical. But he was hers, practical or not. J/L. Marauders' Era Hogwarts. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
7 Things by EmilyMarie15 reviews
James gets Lily mad and she rants about the seven things she hates most about him. She never though it could lead to their first kiss. Inspired by '7 Things' by Miley Cyrus. One Shot. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bumps Along The Way by Confoundment reviews
I had a carefully cultivated hatred. It was difficult at first— hard to set aside the fact that he was relatively handsome, even at the age of eleven, and that he was clever and full of wit. It was hard, but not impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
An Utter Disaster by adoorbellrings reviews
Lily has a very serious problem. It won't be long before her problem notices. Lily/James, 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17834 - Favs: 11,694 - Follows: 5,886 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Birthday by Sly as a Fawkes reviews
It's James' birthday, and there really is just one thing he wants...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
712, Give or Take by Sasparilla123 reviews
How many times has James tried to ask Lily out? At the start of his first year, he decided to keep a list. These are some excerpts from that fabled record. Sadly, the incident with the Puffskeins and the Spellotape seems to have been missed out. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Secrets and other things that kill you by Blue Bananana reviews
When the Cullens are asked to come to Camp Half-Blood for the summer, who do they encounter but Bella. Who is she, really? Cannon characters. No ownership! T cuz I'm paranoid and there is romance.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella
The Fallen goddess by happysmiles159 reviews
When Edward leaves in New Moon Bella's brother shows up saying that her time as a mortal is up and she has to come back to Camp Half-Blood. Who does she find in New York? What's happening to the mist? Better than it sounds! I don't own anything!
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,596 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Bella - Complete
Technicolor by UntouchableHybrids reviews
Girl has crush on best friend. Best friend has crush on the popular girl. Girl's heart breaks. It's classic high school drama. How far will Bella go to get the attention of Edward, when he has his eyes on someone else?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,159 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
All About Us by Peeves Gonna Peeve reviews
You see, when you marry James Potter, you marry Sirius Black as well. It was foolish of Lily to even assume otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Every Flavour Beans by TangerineFields reviews
Remus does love Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans - if only a certain Marauder hadn't spellotaped them shut...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Promise of a New Beginning by Mistress Ashley reviews
Lily Evans returns to Hogwarts for her last year thinking it will be her best yet. She didn't take into account the unpredictability of Headmaster Dumbledore, who decides it's a good year for a Yule Ball ... with the Sorting Hat to decide partners.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
All your fault by Lula with the snakes reviews
Oh, for Merlin's sake! She was not jealous. Because to get jealous she'd had to actually like that good-for-nothing of Potter! For PenonPaperFingersonKeys' challenge 'Daring, different dangerous'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cupidcam by dumbdancer reviews
What were the Gods reactions when they watched the cupid-cam video?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
Looking For Love by safariwriter reviews
Our Bachelor- Edward Cullen... He has the lucky job of meeting and going out with ten women, eliminating one each week, until he finds the love he's been looking for! Join us every week as we watch Edward get to know all of these lovely ladies...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,031 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 412 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reciprocity by UnScrambled reviews
Bella goes over to Alice's house for the summer, and falls in love with Edward, her father. Sexy Daddy Doctorward meets Virginella. Language x Lemons. Oneshot. Written for the Secrets and Lies Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Walk After Dark by timesnewromance reviews
LJ ONESHOT. While attempting to take an evening walk, Lily runs into her favorite Marauder. Misunderstandings and heated snogs ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
All Part of The Plan by BadgerInMySoup reviews
And James Potter is never one to give up. Even if it takes him a couple years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/11/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Twilight's Airport Alice & Edward's POV by Ariel Princess of the Sea reviews
Alice and Edward's Point of View of what happened at the Ending of TWILIGHT Airport Scene, Ballet Room Scene, and Hospital Scene! -All Characters go to Stephenie Meyer..i don't own them....
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Hungry Man is an Angry Man by aiden.c reviews
James' marauding friends "forgot" to wake him up for dinner, so he enlists Lily to escort him to the kitchens. The outcome may not be what the people of Hogwarts expect. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Be My Boyfriend for 5 Minutes by vampiregirl1654 reviews
Bella is miserable at a party where Mike won't leave her alone. She enlists the help of a hot stranger to be her boyfriend. Will their fake love blossom into true love?Maybe M later on. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stopping Success by monroesherlock reviews
Bella Swan fell in love and soon after, she fell pregnant. Edward's sudden success made her run in fear, taking her unborn child with her. Now Edward's getting married and Masen Swan's doing anything to stop it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,463 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How To Marry A Malfoy by georginacastleorpington reviews
Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 116 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Divine Intervention by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
At the beginning of New Moon, Edward leaves Bella to protect her from himself. But what if unkown to them all, protection wasn't what she nedeed the most? What if all she had to do was to remeber who she really was? Full summary inside.BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,824 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Librarians, Sisters, and Flirtations by yabooknerd reviews
Lizzie, the librarian, meets Darcy and Charlie Jane's boyfriend for the first time at lunch. Darcy insults her, but learns that she has a way of comforting his sister. Can Lizzie overcome her judgments to give Will a try...if he ever asks her out.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,896 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 10/23/2007
The April Fool's Set Up by Sunsetwing reviews
Alice wants to play a prank on her twin, Edward, and she wants Bella to help her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Arithmancy by vermouthsedation reviews
Lily hates Arithmancy. Lily hates James. Now, how exactly does Lily go head-over-heels for James over Arithmancy again? OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Woman of Action by chasinglaughter reviews
I’m under the influence of chocolate. Anything I say about James Potter’s incredibly enticing lips or mesmerizing hazel eyes or toned upper arms cannot be held against me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Will See You Again by emmettlover24 reviews
Bella gets kidnapped by the Volturi the night before hers and Edwards wedding. The Volturi changes Bella. They won't let her call or see the Cullens. 107 years later she goes to Forks on a mission and runs into them. Will they recongnize her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,617 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Through Another's Eyes by Lost In The Stars reviews
Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,947 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Emergency by I.x.Want.x.To.x.Believe reviews
Bella leaves Edward when she finds out he got accepted into Harvard medical school and he refused to go because of her. Eight years and a car crash later, they meet again, but will Bella be able to break through Edward’s now cold heart exterior? AH AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,167 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Evans! by Lkay09 reviews
Lily/James oneshot...funny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Absurdity by Livelier reviews
James Potter has always enjoyed the rain, but he never guessed spending your afternoon getting poured on could ever lead to this. L/J oneshot. Fluff! R&R please! Edited 6/13/12
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Apples by Lily Orange reviews
Lily is spending Valentine's Day as a single sixteen-year-old writing a Transfiguration essay. However, that all changes when James Potter walks in and begins eating an apple... rather seductively...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/7/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught in the Act by potterblacklupin-4ever reviews
“HOLY MERLIN, BLOODY HELL! WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN!” Sirius exclaimed. As Remus,Sirius,Peter,Alice,and Katie sneak out of bed one night, they find a sight before them that they never would have believed. Changed title from Bloody hell to this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A New Beginning by Princess Mariana reviews
James Potter is determined to get Lily Evans to go out with him. She refuses and, after a lot of pestering, states that she would rather give up her wand then go out with them. James decides to steal her wand and devices a plan to win her over.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/18/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A feeling of rejection by XxAnGeLGonEBaDxX reviews
Edward left, Bella got changed and became the most powerful vampire. Edward got a new love and she’s human, what will happen when they meet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Stick it by karlaakamsloki reviews
“Coach what exactly are we doing?”“Oh believe me you bunch of little girls will like it.” He told them with a grin.The Forks High football team is in for a treat in the form of gymnastics? AU All-Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
6 Simple Steps by Franklet reviews
she started to like this James. This James was interesting. This James demanded more than a mutually superficial relationship. This James drew her attention." Lily falls for James - One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Blue Hour by Rubberduck697 reviews
“Do you know who I am?” I asked, before I could stop myself. She considered for a moment then finally replied, “No, I have no idea,” my dead heart fell a little, and I turned for the door again, “But I dream about you almost every night!” EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,793 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 5,651 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
War by Camila101 reviews
Bella and Edward have a little love war after Bella teases him. Who wins? Edward and Bella fluff don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,130 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007
Second Chances by Kitrino reviews
Edward had more reasons to leave Bella behind this time. After 70 years, he found out that he left something more. How will he and the Cullens deal with it? Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,091 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Dude Has Issues by demented bunny reviews
“Bella?”, he asked peering up at me with innocent eyes.“Yes Edward?”, I asked.“Can I go home with you?”. Funny and different give it a try. Pretty original and definately unique.Blurring the lines between Twilight and the realms of crazy. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
On Thin Ice by eatsleepskate reviews
After going through a handful of unsuccessful figure skating partners, Bella Swan is on the verge of giving up her skating career. When her coach pairs her up with Edward Cullen, she decides to give her gold medal dreams one last shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,518 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pain on Pain by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. E/B. AU - New Moon. “I should leave you alone. I’ve broken my promise to stay away from you.” Edward’s eyes flashed, anger mixed with longing. “But only because you broke your promise to me first.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,544 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the World, Harry! by JacksonFrost reviews
Sirius, Remus, and Peter come to support James and cheer Lily on as baby Harry is born. For the "day of" challenge over on the forums. Reviews welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Finding the Beauty in the Beast by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Ten years ago Edward Cullen was a very different man from the one Bella married. Ten years ago, he was broken, scarred and disfigured, and had stopped believing in true love. But with Bella, he found his own happy ending. – Written for the OUATC – AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Photographic beauty by nattycullen reviews
Edward decides to show Bella his photo album of him and his biological parents as-well as pictures showing how the Cullen's have grown throughout the era's, then of course Edward has to see pictures from Bella's photo album...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Runaway by Jasper's Little Sprite reviews
When Bella gets pregnant she runs away, not wanting to stand in way of the Edward's dreams. What will happen when they meet 5 years later? All human! -Being Edited-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,519 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissing Styles by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella decides to try out various kissing styles on Edward, after he call her a tease...OCC...ALL HUMAN...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,781 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
We belong together forever by TheOfficialAliceCullenWannabe reviews
When Bella and Edward were yet to be born, they were already betrothed. Their parents hope they would fall in love but that hope it lost when they started hating each other Eventually as they grow older they experience feeling they don't understand 1901-p
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Chocolate by Priceless93 reviews
“Oh. Well, I had a good excuse in my mind. I must have just forgotten to say it…” Just a short, fluffy LJ fic that was inspired by an icon from somewhere or other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bubbles by Ninja C reviews
Lily loves bubbles. James loves Lily. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ice Skating by DaddyLittleGirl15 reviews
When Bella moved to Forks she kept one of her favorite hobbies a secret. What will Edward do when he finds out about it? One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drop Bears by xolaurenxo reviews
We all know what would happen if Bella got drunk but what if the Cullens did! Hilarious! I do not own twilight or any characters! Please, please, please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Way Back Into Love by iHeartGelato2010 reviews
Bella is bored. Bella goes to movie store to rent a movie. Edward is there renting the same movie as well. Edward invites Bella over to watch the movie TOGETHER. what happens? find out! R&R AU/AH oneshot full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Food Fights by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella looses her cool at Emmett at lunchtime!The result a massive Food Fight!Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Worst Memory by Lost In The Stars reviews
Before me is a shell of person I thought I knew so well. She looks broken and defeated and…lifeless. I turn away from the sight, unable to look at her hallow face any longer. Katniss. What happened to you? Peeta's worst memory: the bread incident.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
10 Flaws I Love About You by Groundswell reviews
Lily makes a mistakes and dares James to a task. If she wins, he'll leave her alone forever. If he wins, she has to go on a date with him. But Lily soon realises her mistake as James seems to be too confident about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Comparison by cdunbar reviews
Bella makes a harmless comparison, but Edward takes it as a personal insult. What does he do to make her change her mind? My entry for the DTE Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
BabyBella! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward has deal with something he didn't expect at all. It involves his precious Bella, so how does he react to...taking care of Bella in diapers? Theres some language, therefore rated T. Hope you guys like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,516 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Edward Cullen Is Staring At You by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Then, Jessica whispered something in my ear so forbidden by some invisible, unspoken rule, that when she hissed it under her breath, it shocked me to no end. It left me frozen in my seat. I couldn’t breath. “Edward Cullen is staring at you." New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
I Woke Up In The Morning by Shipper Friendly reviews
Cute ONESHOT. Lily/James fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Cullens and Paintball by Miss Whoniverse reviews
An epic war of the sexes within the Cullen household results in shame, depression, laughter, evilness, plot twists, and all round FUNNYNESS! Definitely my favourite fic so far that I have written. Please REVIEW! Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Saved By The Bell by pleasebiteme reviews
Edward catches Bella singing and tries to dazzle her to hear more. Pure EXB fluff. Yet another one-shot. Rated T just because. Sequel now up as a second chapter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Progress by phoenxarrw reviews
Lily/James oneshot from First to Seventh Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Color Me Beautiful by runaway xo reviews
Completely and utterly pointless fluff. Edward tells Bella about the many colors he loves to see her wear. Short one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who knew? by Llama Mama23 reviews
As Bella and Jessica are driving back from Port Angeles, a song comes on that makes Bella remember things she doesn't want to. Things that hurt. Songfic: Who knew? by Pink.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Confessions of Two Broken Hearts by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella and Edward meet again after 2 years. This time, Edward found her with some huge success. Now, there are two things standing in their way. Paige, the newest member of the Cullen's clan and Chris. Will Edward and Bella pick up from they left off? EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,315 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Ron's Prediction by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ron makes up a crazy prediction for his Divination homework. :D "Yeah right Ron, like that's ever going to happen." said Harry. But little do they know......
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
But I Want to be a Weasley! by deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and grandparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 205 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Previous Engagement by Cullenista reviews
Bella deals with a loss. Written in response to Alcyone's 55 word challenge in the Twilight Challenges Forum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Stories in the Staffroom by Emmy-loo reviews
When the teachers of Hogwarts hear that Lily and James got together, they are understandably a bit surprised. Are their reactions what you expected? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Beautiful Melody by CompulsiveDoodler reviews
Bella thinks she's alone and has a sudden urge to play Edward's piano. What is going through her head and what will Edward think? This story is a oneshot. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Hair dye by Alice001 reviews
what happens when Emmett dyes his hair? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Sneaky Money by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Pillsbury Doughboy by Alice001 reviews
What happenes when Emmett watches a commerical for Toaster Strudels? Read and find out! Please Review too!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Mischief Managed by Acelinn reviews
Fred and George meet their idols, the infamous Marauders of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/28/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Pool Wars by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella goes swimming with the Cullens in their pool after dusk. But the experience soon becomes a war between the Cullens as she becomes the monkey in the middle :D Entertaining, Fluffy, and Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007
Which one? by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
The Locket by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella gets a locket with Edwards picture inside...What will he do when he finds out? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Hugs and Gravity by Marauder16 reviews
Sirius can be anoying, James can get anoyed, Sirius and James can start a fight, Lily can end it. Really better then it sounds. oneshot JL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Esme was NOT Kidding by Appy4la reviews
In the world of Amusement parks with the Cullens. In the last chapter of previously mentioned fanfic, Esme jokingly threatened Emmet with making him take up a job. What if she wasn’t joking…?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006
She Didn't Even Pay The Dues by simplicite du coeur reviews
Random JL oneshot from the pov of an outside character. Just a how someone else felt when James and Lily got together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Another Day, Another Park by Appy4la reviews
Sequel to Amusement Parks with the Cullens. The Cullens and Bella are back, now with some new twists! Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006
All the Time in the World by MotherCrumpet reviews
A oneshot about how Lily and James finally got together and the circmstances surrounding the uniting of this legendary couple who thought they had 'All the Time in the World'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Amusment Parks with the Cullens by Appy4la reviews
The Cullen siblings take Bella to an amusment park, where they agree to all go on the same rides. Should be amusing. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Put Down The Knife! by Aeta Aella reviews
LilyxJames. ...Stop dancing James. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oil and Water by nerdynikki0206 reviews
Lily becomes aware of The Marauders' largest secret. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What About Evs? by Eternal Love LJ reviews
James pointlessly flirting with Lily. [OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
THE Talk by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
James attempts to give Harry 'the' talk, while Remus and Sirius 'help'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/16/2006 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Bathing Harry by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
Sirius finds that giving Harry a bath can be ... quite an adventure, to say in the least.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Night is always followed by day by Weeno reviews
James and Lily are already married, encounter the good times and bad times with them, and whats this Lilys got a baby on the way?...I sense the arrival of a prophecy etc
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A harmless game of Truth or Dare by mizlovegood reviews
Whats so bad about a harmless game of Truth or Dare? Maybe a kiss between two enemies? JL oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Back in the Day by Hp-Azn reviews
Back in the day where Harry was still 7-month old, James and Lily is still alive and Sirius is still not convicted. Now has more than one chapters, stories of baby Harry bonding with the his parents, Sirius and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Curse of the Fleas by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
Sirius......Lupin......and a bottle of flea shampoo. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Streets of Chang' an by O'Ylia reviews
Mulan and Shang's meeting at Wu Zhong was not their first. There was a time in their lives, not too long ago, on the streets of the capital of Chang'an...
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Complete
PS I Love You reviews
When the Cullens left Bella, they didn't know something important, that might change their lives. Follow the Cullens on this adventure across Europe using someone's letters to guide them. Use 2 B CallieCullen13!
Crossover - Twilight & 13 Little Blue Envelopes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Edward