Well I joined this site when I was a mere youngling of the world (so about four/five years ago) so the stuff I have on here is... well... mush. I have two types of fanfictions: the one where I only use the characters of that film/programme/cartoon etc in a 'realistic' episode and the one where I just don't care and take the mickey. Since I was more serious about fanfictioning when I was a young teenager, most of the stuff on here is just for teh lulz and shouldn't be read.

Also, I have a really bad habit of starting stories and never finishing them, so don't be alarmed if you never find out what happens to that guy who's hanging on the edge of a cliff.

I also have a fictionpress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/~missmozart but that hasn't been touched in a few years so I highly advise that you avoid it.

And because I'm not actually a writer, I'm going to spam you with my art/fashion shenanigans, which I highly advise you don't avoid. Enjoy.