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HEY ITS ME THE CAPS LOCK QUEEN! I LIKE NARUTO THE SHOW AND THE SHIPPUUDEN CHARACTER (IN THE REGULAR SHOW HE WAS JUST OBNOXIOUS), PUDDING, AND UMMM OTHER ASSORTED SWEETS (BUT THIS WEEK, PUDDING IS WAY UP THERE)

I DO NOT LIKE (NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE POINTS TO THE TOP LINE) KARIN, BUGS, VEGGIES, AND UMM I THINK I COULD DEAL WITH THE OTHERS IF KARIN WOULD SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST!!

FAVORITE COLOR: IT CHANGES ON A DAILY BASIS BUT CURRENTLY LIME GREEN TOMARROW ORANGE IS LOOKIN PRETTY GOOD!

FAVORITE BANDS: I LISTEN TO JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING! (MINUS ANYTHING EVER FEATURED ON DISNEY CHANNEL!)

FAVORITE ORGAN: GOLLBLATTER ITS FUN TO SAY! TRY IT! FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DID YOU ARE BATHED IN AWESOME SAUSE!!

MY TOP FAVE COUPLES ARE...

SASUSAKU

PEINSAKU

NARUSAKU

ITASAKU

NARUHINA

SHIKAINU

NEJITEN


THAT IS MY OPINION AND I RESPECT AND READ OTHER PAIRINGS

Hi, my name is:
TAYLOR

Never in my life have I been:
AUSTRALIA

Favorite anime/manga:
NARUTO AND FRUITS BASKET

The one person who can drive me nuts is:
MY BEST FRIEND ABBY

High school:
FRESHMAN

When I'm nervous:
I TALK ALOT

The last song I listened to was:
WAKING UP IN VEGAS BY: KATY PERRY

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor:
ABBY, CAYLEA AND DALLAS

My hair is:
BROWN...

When I was 5:
COULDN'T SAY SPAGETTI

Last Christmas:
GOT MY CELLPHONE

I should be:
SLEEPING NOW

When I look down I see:
THE FLOOR

The happiest recent event was:
UMMM... ILL GET BACK TO YA ON DAT ONE

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be:
FRIENDS??

By this time next year:
STARTING SCHOOL AGAIN

My current gripe is:
NOT ENOUGH RAMEN IN THE CABNET!

I have a hard time understanding:
WHY PEOPLE NEVER HAVE THE CORRECT USAGE FOR THE WORDS YOUR AND YOU'RE

There's this girl I know that:
KNOWS EVERY DETAIL OF MY LIFE

You know I like you when:
I FELL RELAXED AROUND YOU

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be:
ABBY

Take my advice:
IF YOU DONT ALREADY UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SAYING DONT ASK CAUSE YOU NEVER WILL

The thing I want to buy:
ITACHI COSPLAY

If you visited the place I was born:
YOU'D BE BORED

I plan to visit before i die:
TOKYO, JAPAN

If you spent the night at my house:
WE'D BE ON THE COMPUTER ALL NIGHT

I'd stop my wedding if:
MY BEST FRIEND DIED

The world could do without:
PREPS AND KARIN

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
NO I DONT WANNA DO THAT EITHER

Most recent thing I've bought myself:
RINGTONE

Most recent thing someone else bought me:
SOCKS :(

What do you do at the mall:
WALK AROUND WITH NO DESTINATION

My favorite blonde is:
ABBY

My favorite brunette is:
ME

My favorite black hair is:
ITACHI

My middle name is..
NEVER

In the morning I:
GRIPE ABOUT GETTING UP

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are:
MY DOG SO I COULD RIDE IT TO SCHOOL

Once, at a bar:
NOT

Last night I was:
SAME DAMN THING IM DOIN NOW WOW I NEED A LIFE!

There's this guy I know who:
IS A COMPLETE DORK

If I was an animal I'd be:
A TIGER

A better name for me would be:
IDK I ALWAYS LIKED THE NAME YUKI 結城

Tomorrow I am:
SAME DAMN THING

Tonight I am:
DAMN I NEED A LIFE!

My birthday is:
OCT. 19th 1994

One thing i have to say if u read all of this is...STALKER! lol dont feel bad same here lol!

JUST A SHOUT OUT TO SASUKELVER SUPERVIZE, TREES, AND THE THIRD BOOB (INSIDE JOKES) LOLZ!! ALOT!!


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy nad paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7, AnimePrincess411, sasukelver, itachilver.


/l、
(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination

OH NO! ITS DOMINATING TH WORLD! =0


If you love sasusaku, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate nejihina, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your family wonders how you can remember the names of Naruto characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Tenten is awesome and deserves more screentime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to rape the Uchiha brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love IchiHime, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: KisaLycorsis-san

If you're ever hyper for no reason at all, love being hyper, and are at this very moment hyper, copy and paste this onto your profile, and then go streak down the street, you sexy hyper thing you! heheh, sorry, sugar...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that semicolons are awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.


A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!


Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee.

Put that in your profile if you despise Karin!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

Post this on your profile to make someone smile thats just like you!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, JaseyRaeLullaby, AnimePrincess411, sasukelver, itachilver.


Best Friends vs. Friends

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.
Friend: has never seen you cry Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: comes and visits you in jail
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying
"holy crap that was fun"
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home
Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't
remember it)
Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff
Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story
Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you
Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their
online buddies


Naruto Couples Face Off!
Pick your Fav.

SasuSaku vs. NaruSaku?
SASUSAKU CUZ NARUTO HAS TO END UP WITH HINATA!

NaruHina vs. KibaHina
NARUHINA...BUT I LIKE THEM BOTH!

NejiTen vs. LeeTen
DEIFINATLY NEJITEN!

GaaSaku vs. LeeSaku
GAASAKU!

ShikaIno vs. ShikaTema
SHIKAINO! IT JUST WORKS!

ChoIno vs. KankIno
NEITHER BUT IF I HAD TO PICK THEN KANKINO!

SasuKarin vs. SasuSaku
AHHHHH!! SASUSAKU!! THAT BITCH SHOULDN'T END UP WITH ANYONE! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

KakaSaku vs. KakaAnko
KAKAANKO! SAKURA'S HIS FREAKING STUDENT!

DeiSaku vs. SasoSaku
DEISAKU!

DeiSaso vs. DeiIno
DEIINO!!

ItaSaku vs. SasuSaku
DEFINATLY DILLEMA!! I CAN'T CHOOSE!

GaaHina vs. GaaSaku
GAASAKU!!

ShinoIno vs. ShinoHina
SHINOHINA

NaruHina vs. NaruSaku
NARUHINA! I MEAN THEY BELONG!! SHE LOVES HIM!

ShikaSaku vs. ShikaTema
SHIKASAKU!

ShinoTema vs. NejiTema
NEITHER!

KakaAnko vs. KakaShizune
KAKAANKO! SHIZUNE JUST DOESN'T FIT!

JirayaTsunade vs OroTsunade
JIRAIYATSUNADE! DUH!

KibaHina vs. ShinoHina
SHINOHINA!

ShikaIno vs. ChoIno
SHIKAINO!

SasuIno vs. SasuSaku
SASUSAKU!!

DeiTobi vs. DeiSaso
DEISASO!


I AM WAY TOO LAZY TO TYPE A FANFIC ALL THE WAY THRU SO IM GIVING MY IDEAS TO MY FRIEND SASUKELVER AND WE ARE MAKING A JOINT ACCOUNT NAME WILL BE POSTED SHORTLY.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS !!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

"Just as a person cannot draw a stick-man and call himself an artist, just as a person cannot hum a tune and call herself a singer; people cannot simply put words on paper and call themselves a writer. Writing is an art... an art which must be perfected."

Itachilova101

RIP

Itachi Uchiha

6/9/87-3/14/08

He shall live on in our hearts!

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!0_0

If your family wonders how you can remember the names of Naruto characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Tenten is awesome and deserves more screentime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate nejihina, copy and paste this into your profile.

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. (Poor Deidara!!)

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that everyone in the world is a baka, copy and paste this on your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile. (Pfft I wish they were real so I could be with one of them!)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. (it says enter with permission only... I wonder why...)

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

If you are a Gaara Fanatic copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (When I was in therapy Itachi said something funny and I laughed...then the therapy lady asked what was so funny... Lolz)

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's not fair...-goes into emo corner-

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

~~If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!~~

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

ಠ_ಠ(-\) WEE! ART IS A BANG! UN
/_\Put this on your page if you love Deidara

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. (Well not for the cookies...THE AKATSUKI ARE ON THE DARK SIDE! Duh!)

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "Believe it!!" and "Art is a BANG!!"

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

-If you think that o/_\olooks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

-If you thinkOrochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson andVoldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile

-If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you,copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Lily, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko, Mood-chan-SIRIUS IS UBER HOT, VampireArgonian92, NejiTenfanforever, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KingofRandomness, Dragonfly51, Gaaras1Girl,Lazy'girl-chan, Deidara Lover

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, C&P this into your profile.

-If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the Akatsuki is cool but Zetsu is AWSOME!!, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name!

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!

If you like Sakura Haruno a lot, and you think the bashing on her needs to stop, copy and paste andadd your name to the list!: Sand Siblings Rule,Tesumi-chan101, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai! ItaSakuxTenshi! XxXDeidara LoverXxX

If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101, HiHi-Ai!, ItaSakuxTenshi!, XxXDeidara LoverXxX

If you're conviced Gaara is not emo, copy and paste this onto your profile.

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

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Song of a Cherry Blossom by scriptblossom reviews
Sakura takes a job as a local club singer under the alias name Saki. But things begin to get complicated when the guy you hate starts to fall in love with your other self. Especially if that guy is Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,580 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 7/12/2006 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Living A Lie by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,571 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Sand Prince by Liliana Moon reviews
Lady Sakura is Princess Hinata's Lady-in-waiting. When Hinata has to travel to the Leaf Kingdom to be married,Sakura goes with her and is kidnapped by the fearsome redhead bandit leader. NejiSakuGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,237 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Throughout the Years by LuridLullaby reviews
In my world anything is possible, nowhere is safe for this pink-haired chick. I'm clumsy, unlucky, and come up with the wackiest ideas but hey what can you do when you're constantly being kidnapped, falling off cliffs, and stealing cars.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,311 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 194,970 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
I Fell In Love With A Murderer by uchihacutie reviews
Sakura Haruno is pregnant. And guess what. It's Itachi's baby! Doesn't get worse, right? Wrong. Not only does she have to deal with the pain of carrying an S class criminal's child, she also has to fend off Orochimaru; who has his eyes set on on the heir,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,929 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Thief Captured by Priyia reviews
Sakura Haruno is a beautiful and exceptional thief able to make a robbery without a trace. What happens when she is captured by the Akatsuki? Rated M for future chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,461 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8530 - Favs: 5,544 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover by cutelittleuchihagurl reviews
Sakura: School Nerd. Sasuke: School Bully. NightRave: Sakura's mysterious online bff. What happens when Sakura finds out who NightRave really is and what Sasuke isn't? Highschool fic. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,503 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
When in Rome by Midnight Minute reviews
Sakura's life is fairly normal...at least until Sasuke is consumed by Orochimaru. With the safety of not just Konoha, but the rest of the world at stake, bonds will be tested, alliances formed, and Sakura is forced to make a decision she will never forget
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,152 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Kitty Kurse by Ailarii reviews
When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
He's a vampire by Kagome41693 reviews
Sakura just moved to a all new place. What happens when she meets this mysterious guy, and she ends up falling for him. Really what she doesn't know is that he is a vampire. itachiXsakura or GaaraXSakura ur pick
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,806 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Hunter by Zelha reviews
AltRe. Just when Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she's forced to deal with a cool, infuriating Uchiha. Compelled by her skill and abrasive attitude, said Uchiha finds the medic... intriguing. Clearly, Fate was out of its bloody mind. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,577 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Pretend Boyfriend by Xmarksthespot reviews
Sakura's relatives are coming to visit. The problem? They don't know her parents enrolled her in a ninja school. To all Haruno's, being a ninja is frowned upon. So when Sasuke shows up at her doorstep for a mission, what does she do? Kiss him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by FifteenthVector reviews
It's Hikaru and Kaoru's seventeenth birthday. Annnd...there's insanity. Awesome.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Rainflakes by Cylinder reviews
Sakura's been kidnapped by the Akatsuki along with passive ANBU Captain Itachi. In between colliding emotions, twisted enemies, crude assassinations, salty tears and heart-warming smirks, love emerges in a whirlwind of crimson and fuschia...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,483 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Boyfriend Test by Tsukiko no Yuki reviews
AU SasuSaku ”Can’t you test him and make him a better boyfriend?” Ino pleaded her. “I trust him with you. After all, it’s not like you’re going to fall in love with him or something.” This could never end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 160,831 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Another Cinderella Story by IluvShika45 reviews
A Cinderella story with the Naruto charaters. Full explaination and pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Everlasting Love by iiRoseStar.x3 reviews
SasukexSakura -XX... Starts at Naruto Shippuden 51-52.. What if Orochimaru and Kabuto have a need for another curse marked person? A certain pink-haired kunoichi to be exact.. SRRY IF SUMMARY SUCKS!SUMMARIES ARE EVIL! First fanfic too!R&R CHAPTER 18 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,331 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Summer Love by Bhria-hime reviews
Sakura expected to find many things on her summer camping trip. Love was definitely NOT one of them. Especially when her love is Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,830 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pink Day by angel puppeteer reviews
Rape has never been this good... Especially if it's Sakura and her teeth on your zipper. “I’ll unzip your fabulous pants with my teeth.” SasuSaku. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Medic's Path: A Cherry Tree in the Sand by laydee kai reviews
Suna is trying to build up their nation. But one area that is seriously lacking is their medical area. The Hokage sends his best in order to help and old friend. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,046 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Here and Now by Denim88 reviews
The sequel to 'Better Late Than Never'. Naruto's 18, he's dating Sakura, he's a respected ninja of the Leaf, what could possibly go wrong? Well, some things have been overlooked...some very dangerous things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,598 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heartless by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Slave's Life by CraZy-AneH-GiRL reviews
She's a slave.She belongs to Uchiha Family. Her masters are Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke. Will she find her true identity? Will she know the truth about herself? ItaSaku OOC maybe There's no Uchiha massacre yet
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,012 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Uchiha Sweetheart by angel puppeteer reviews
Endless. Everlasting. No Love can beat Death. But who knows? Maybe Sasuke's can. After all, an Avenger's love is the best love of all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,303 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Prom Week by IluvShika45 reviews
Konaha High has a Prom Week where the student body spends the week doing whatever they want in the school. The main girls are in the same room with the guys. What will happen? Sasu/Saku, Naru/Hina, Ino/Shika, Mats/Gaa,Ten/Neji. SLIGHT Saku/Sai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,087 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Akatsukis New Pet by Svettstrumpa reviews
What happens if Sakura is kidnapped by Akatsuki and they have her as their pet? HidanxSakura ItachixSakura SasorixSakura DeidaraxSakura hints of SakuraxSasuke, LEMONS IN LATER CHAPTERS you have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4581 - Favs: 6,704 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood of the Cherry Blossom by AnimeManga Fanatic reviews
She been broken. Her life changes when the Akatsuki take her hostage. However, perhaps fate wanted them together, drawing them together. Pairing: ItaSaku, slight SakuSasu. This is about Sakura's life once she becomes Anbu and Naruto returns with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,129 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Cyber Mystery Maidan by KimmiUchiha reviews
Naruto is the most popular guy in school, aside form his best friend Sasuke. Hinata is the least popular girl. Naruto is the captain of the soccer team. Hinata is on a volleyball team. Naruto is loud. Hinata is quiet. NaruHina -FULL SUMMERY INSIDE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Runaway Kunoichi by DeiDei-kunsgirl reviews
Sakura can't find anything else in Konoha and is hit with the reality that Sasuke will never love her and never come back so she leaves.Rated for safety. PEIN X SAKURA COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,317 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Itachilova101 reviews
When Sakura went on a B-ranked mission, she never expected to end up the master to a seemingly senile old lady who offers her three wishes. But, is this old lady as senile as Sakura thinks? EDITED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,475 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Affaire de Coeur by Lady Silvamord reviews
Affaire de Coeur: affair of the heart. Not here, exactly, nor anywhere too far away, instances in the lives of two very different people. Drabble series. [30: the last chapter.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,002 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sequel to WLCCA FL by Itachilova101 reviews
What life was like for Itachi and Sakura when he got back from Tokyo. Sequel toWhen love can't conquer all Forbidden love. Set three years in the future from where I left off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,459 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Children in the desert by toomanypickles reviews
A drought plagues Konoha, and the threat of war hangs over the country. Sakura is sent to Sunakagure on a peacekeeping mission.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 73,184 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete