Most people call me Meg.

Give me an order and I'll bash you with a wooden leg.

I love my neighbors' dogs

because they don't eat frogs.

In the afternoons you'll find me at the pool,

acting quite the fool.

On Sundays I have horseback riding;

you'll never catch me hiding!

I write for the same reason I breathe -

if I didn't, I might just seethe.

My computer is my best friend;

he keeps all of my stories for me to amend.

Though his name is Christopher,

the event of him speaking to you will never occur.

If you are not a fan of the Cubs,

I'm afraid your limbs may soon be reduced to stubs.

Well, that's about it.

If you like my stories, please do admit!

Translation:

My name is Meg.
I hate being told what to do.
My neighbors have two adorable beagles, Alley and Nikki, who I love half to death.
The frogs thing was just random. It rhymed.
I'm on a swim team; we practice at five times a week (though I don't actually GO all five of those... more like three :D).
I like to laugh.
I have horseback riding lessons on Sundays. (I really hope that you figured that one out for yourself...)
I really enjoy my horseback riding lessons - I think that I have missed all of one, when I had a fever of 103.
If I don't write, I die. Simple as that.
Well, yeah. I would get pretty darn angry, too.
I love my computer, even though I have to share him with my sister.
I store all of my stories on my computer. If he dies, so do I.
His name is Christopher. Don't ask.
He's a computer. He doesn't talk. Well, at least, not to anyone but me.
Cubs fan, through and through.
Um. I might have gotten a little carried away with that line. Sorry.
Almost done...
I appreciate reviews. They let me know that someone out there appreciates and enjoys (or not...) my work.

Miscellaneous:

Favorite movies: PotC 1-3, August Rush, .

The Maximum Ride books, the Harry Potter books, and the Wizard's First Rule series are my favorite books.

I have one sister and no brothers, nor do I have any pets (excluding my dust bunnies, Nathaniel and Joey).

I play cello, and have self-taught violin, guitar, and piano. Music is my haven.

If you read all the way down to this line, you either innocently want to know more about me, or are some creepery-stalkerish dude. Or dudette. (Is that a word? Oh well -- it is now :O) However much I want to believe that you are so blown away by my undeniably brilliant penmanship that you would read my entire profile, I have a rather disappointingly sinking feeling that if you made it all the way down to here, you're a stalker. Or a stalkerette. (Is that a word? Oh well -- wait a minute. This sounds familiar...?)