My Age:

Some where between 1 and 99

Where I live:

Somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy

Things I hate:

High School Musical, flames, one word txt messages, Hannah Montana, stubborn ppls, people who can never take a hint, and chain emails/txts, Justin Beiber, Twilight, obsessive and overly defensive Twilight fans, bad grammer, homework

I am not:

a hobo, team Edward or Jake (But if I have to choose I'm w Jake), a freak, a spaz, goth and/or emo

My goals:

write freakin awesome stories and goof off with my friends

My Favorite Quotes:

Toph: 'People see me and think I'm weak. They want to take care of me. But I can take care of myself by myself.' Iroh: 'You sound like my nephew. Always thinking you need to do things on your own without anyone's support. There is nothing wrong with letting people who love you, help you. Not that I love you. I just met you.'

Toph: 'You guys get to go wherever you want, no one telling you what to do... that's the life. It's just not my life.

Max: 'Did you know it wasn't me, the other Max?' Fang: 'Yeah.' Max: 'When?'
Fang: 'Right away.'
Max: 'How?'
Fang: 'She offered to cook breakfast.'

Percy: 'What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War... Athena versus Poseidon?'
Annabeth: 'I don't know. But I just know I'll be fighting next to you.'
Percy: 'Why?'
Annabeth: 'Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?'

Fave. Book Series:

-Maximum Ride

-Harry Potter

-Nicholas Flamel

-Percy Jackson and the Olympians

-The Chronicles of Narnia

-Septimus Heap

-Galliger Girls

-Hunger Games

Fave. TV Shows:

-Avatar: The Last Airbender

-Codename: Kids Next Door

-King of Queens

-Spongebob

-Adventure Time

-Invader Zim (Gir is AWESOME!!!!)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Ways to get kicked out of Walmart:

Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!" andpush them behind a shelf

Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

(This requires a friend): Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming, the British are coming!"

Walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do.

Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

Whisper "I know your "little secret"' to random people in the checkout line.

Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section.

Walk up to employees and whisper "I see dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8!"

(This requires friend): You andyour friendtie towels or blankets around your neck (as a cape) and yell "Come one Robin! It's time to go back to the Batcave!". Then run in to a clothes rack.

Hide in a clothes rack and when people go to get clothes jump out and yell "Boo!"

Try andplay "tug of war" with whatever someone's holding. Just not a purse or you could get arrested.

Pretend to be a cat. Crawl around the store yelling meow. Hiss and growl at people. Play with the cat toys that are for sale. Pretend to get high sniffing catnip (if it's for sale).

Pretend you have a bunch of imaginary friends with you. Greg what kind of coffee did you say you want? Amanda stop running around the store!

this is too funny:

90 of the teenage population would FREAK OUT if Miley Cyrus werejumping of thetop of the Empire State building.
If you're one of those 10 of the people that would be yelling "JUMP B!, then paste this in your profile!

Stuff to do in an Elevator!

1.When there is one other person on there tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

2. Ask if you can push the button that they need to go on but intentionly push the wron one.

3. Hold the doors open and say you are waiting for a friend and then after a while say " Hi Greg! How have you been?"

4. Drop something and then wait for someone to pick it up and scream "That's Mine!"

5. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on ask them if thay have an appointment.

6. Lay down onto a twister mat and thenaks if the personwantsto play.

7. Stand really close to a person sniffing them occasionly. and as they are getting off say "know a medicine that can cure that?"

8. Whe the elevator doors close say in a forced clam voice, "It's okay don't panic they open again!"

9. Swat Flies which don't exist.

10. Grimace painfully and then scream to the other passengers "Shut up, All of you just shutup!"

11. Crack open your Purse or Briefcase and peer in there periodically while whispering "Got enough air in there?"

12. Stare at another passenger for a while and then anounce in horror, "YOUR ONE OF THEM!!" Then back away slowly.

13. Stare mainacally and grin at a passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."

14. Draw a little square on thfloor with chalk and then announce to a passenger in an unnecesaraily loud voice, "This is my personal space!"

15 Press a button and pretend it gives youa shock. Then smile and press another