Jazzy-chu
 OKIES!!!! I know I haven't put anything about myself on this profile till now, but whatever! Just so you know, I am a girl if the name didn't give it away. I am a MAJOR grammar Nazi lol. I am absolutely in LOVE with Gaara!!!!!!! ^.^ Now, I shall list off some stuff about me that relates to Naruto! 1.It is my favorite anime! 2.SasuSaku should never happen! 3.Neither should NaruSaku! 4.(Yes, it's yuri, get over it!) Sakura and Ino is a pretty damn good couple, but (see number 9) 5.Gaara and Hinata are meant to be! 6.If not Gaara and Hinata, then Hinata should be with either Sasuke, or Shino! 7.And if I had my way, there would definatly be a hint of TemaHina no matter who they are with! 8.Of course Temari and Shikamaru belong together. 9.Itachi and Sakura belong together. 10.GaaNaru will always be my fave yaoi pairing. 11.Kakashi and Anko belong together. 12.As do Jiraiya and Tsunade. 13.Just to be clear, this is the list of possible people that Hinata would fit with: Gaara, Temari, Sasuke, Ino, Shino, Sakura, and Kiba. THAT IS ALL!!!! 14.If you like NejiHina then you need to go die in a ditch somewhere. 15.Gaara is a PANDA! Screw all you people that say he's a raccoon! 16.Hinata should always be a bunny! ^.^ 17.Even if she is a bunny, Hinata bad-girl style is the sexiest form of Hinata! 18.(You can copy and paste this if you agree, if not, whatever) Hinata should LOSE THE JACKET, just wear a tank-top for Gods sake! Everyone knows you could pull it off with your curves! 19.TemaNaru would be HILARIOUS! 20.I absolutely do NOT get Tobi's voice! I mean the dude acts all cute and adorable, yet his voice is all deep! Weird...but i still love him! 21.Zetzu is sexy. 22.Hidan is hilarious. 23.Itachi is the God of all things sexy! (Sorry Gaara! I LOVE YOU!!!!) 24.Deidara's form of art is the best form! (Sorry Sasori) 25.Sasori is badass! 26.Kakuzu...is just weird. 27.Kisame is funny! 28.Konan is is a BAMF. For those of you who do not appreciate Dane Cook as much as I do, a BAMF is a Bad Ass Mother Fucker. 29.Pein is just plain creepy. 30.Naruto and i could be siblings! (sigh, how i wish it could be) And lastly...(I know it's weird to end at 31, but whatever) 31. I love all Naruto characters, except...Orochimaru, Karin, Kabuto, and Gaara's dad. That's pretty much it unless I'm forgetting anyone... Sasuke: I thought that I was the one you were in love with!!! -sniffle sniffle- Jazzy-chu: Oh, I was Sasuke, but my heart belongs to Gaara now, I mean, I am married to him and pregnant with his child. I thought you knew by now that you're old news. Gaara: Yeah, that's right emo-kid, she's mine! Jazzy-chu: Now now Gaara, clam down. I still love Sasuke, but just not that way, so you can't be mean to him. Gaara: But honeyy... Jazzy-chu: -death glare- What did I just say? Gaara: -gulp- ThatIShouldNeverBeMeanToSasukeAndIWontCuzILoveYouDontKillMe!!!! Jazzy-chu: That's better! Now who shall I chose to make say my favorite phrase in the whole world? -All Naruto characters gulp- Gaara: Well, you forced Naruto to say it last time...and the time before that...and the time before that...Well you've always forced Naruto to say it, so why don't you choose a different victim this time? Jazzy-chu: You're right darling. Hmmmm, how should I choose though? Gaara: Well, you could take out the people you love most and then- Jazzy-chu: So that just leaves Sakura, Ino, Orochimaru, Karin, Kabuto, Neji, Gai-sensei, Jiraiya, and Sasuke. Sasuke: WHAAAAAT???!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?! Jazzy-chu: Well, you can be kind of an asshole... Gaara: -snicker- Anyways...Now, out of those people who do you think would suffer the most saying it? Jazzy-chu: Oh, that's not hard at all! -?? gulps- Jazzy-chu: This is actually a small group! Now, Sakura, Ino, and Karin, you know the words! Sakura:DAMMIT! YOU CAN"T MAKE ME- Jazzy-chu: Oh, I can't? I can always just kill you if you don't comply...This is my page after all, I control everything! -eyes gleam evilly- Sakura, and Ino: Fine. Jazzy-chu: I didn't hear an answer from Karin... Gaara: That's because she's trying to sneak up on Sasuke so she can knock him out and take him back to her place and...well, you know. Jazzy-chu: How did you know that? Gaara: The dumb bitch left a piece of paper with her plan written on it on the desk over there. Jazzy-chu: KARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM SASUKE!!!!!! Karin: -pulls a piece of hair from Sasuke's head and walks over- Sasuke: What the hell? Jazzy-chu: Drop it! Karin: Fine! All I was gonna do was make a clone of Sasuke for myself, but I guess my dreams are now gone. -sad face- Jazzy-chu: Awww, get over it! Now, all three of you have to say it. All together now! And a one and a two... Sakura, Ino, and Karin: Jazzy-chu is the best writer in all the world. She is also a smexy beast that any guy would kill to be with- Jazzy-chu: I do have one modification since it's you three saying it. -whisper it in their ears- ok, you may resume. Sakura, Ino, and Karin: -especially Sasuke. We are ugly compared to her. She owns none of the Naruto characters and wishes that when Masashi Kishimoto dies that he will pass Naruto on to her. Thank you and good day. Jazzy-chu: Ah! music to my ears. Okay, you are all dismissed. Except Gaara, you're commin with me. Bye guys! All characters: bye... Jazzy-chu: -turns around- That didn't sound cheerful, yet sad! -All gulp- All: Bye! We'll miss you soooo much! Jazzy-chu: Now, that's better! The above randomness is my own creation (obviously). So...I really don't know what the point of it all is, except that I really can't stand Sakura, Ino, and Karin... Oh well. As soon as i stop procrastinating and finish some stories, i will post them on here! Now, enjoy some opinionated crap! THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! _0_0_ I'M A KONOHA KUNOICHI AND PROUD OF IT o ya! lol rofl! Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Child Abuse Her dad was a drunk She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate "copy and paste" things, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile if you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy this to your pro. If you are past insane, crazy, psycho, and just plain weird copy and paste this to you pro. If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile. If you think that Neji likes Tenten as more than a teammate or close friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: If you will add anyone to your favorite authors list who writes stories with your favorite couple, copy and paste this to your profile. If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile If you love Naruto's couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, of The Hills religiously, never have, and never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.(It's SO obvious) If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again? If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(when I do it with other people around me they think I'm crazy!Hmm..I wonder why?) If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. Definitely me without a doubt. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.I've done both several times. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(they have the problem not me, k?) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.(For me it's usually something REALLY stupid like cat) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ What will happen eventually... A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room. "What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!" "As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted. "You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of fucking ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck. "It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants. "Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!" There was another BOOM! Four ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and two chuunin-level girls. "GET HIM!!" Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion! You know you are addicted to anime if... you walk into a store/library and they tell you they have a new shipment of manga/anime in the back set aside for you. if normal people have no idea what your talking about half the time. if you get in a fight with someone and you start flashing handsigns if you turn down 10 dollars because it isnt in gold if you beat random people in the head with gitar hoping a robot will come out. if you create a clan and more than 5 people are in it. if you have a myspace/facebook/etc and the profile picture is anime if you give people nicknames such as baka or panda-kun if you add a surname at the end of everyones name if you give anime names to your pets if you have an anime nickname and will not respond to your real name if you believe that you are a powerful demon if you call all non-anime fans pathetic nengin if you think flamers are random english teachers in skimpy outfits with nothing better to do. if you wear a paper plate because you couldnt find your cosplay mask and no one must see your real face. if all of these comply to you (guilty 100) if you cry when a fanfic ends or a character dies if you have a nose bleed whenever turned on if you think glomps are normal hugs if you randomly speak japanese and english together, and your friends understand you, if you scream "O MY GOD! LOOK ITS A THUNDERSTORM!" and you and your friends go to get your metal suits because of a fanfic you read about being hit by lightning and going to the land of Naruto. if you are still reading this and nod at every one you see copy and post this on your page If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms. Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! Supporters of this-~-x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, xXVampire-NinXx, XxorangeblossomxX, Narutofan1126, BETHANY!!, Sakuraangel1327, ordinarilyextrodinary,Narutofan1126, Sabaku No Eva aka Saki,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva, Jazzy-chu Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me' I love you You love me Let's go out and KILL KARIN With a 'death bomb' Bang! Boom! KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE! Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, Sakura-Chan555,girlwholovesstrawberries,Kaleni of the sand,ApplelovesApple,x.xSasux.xSakux.x,Miyako-hime,sasuke's perfect sakura,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva, Jazzy-chu If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile (FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE CLOWNS!! Have they even got a NAME for THAT phobia yet?!) If you have ever ran into a door copy this and put it in your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (On many an occasion... now lemme ask YOU a question; have you ever tripped on a completely flat surface, only to end up falling down the stairs... HEADFIRST?? o.O) If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (What about thrown off a balcony a 60 FOOT balcony.. heheh, squahed flat with a steamroller, carved into pancake strips, fed to the sharks, rip open said fish, scoop out the innards, boil it in a pot, stick the remains into a furnace and scatter the ashes over a volcano, cackling like an insane lunatic?? Try it, it WORKS.) If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you believe in true love and that there is someone for everyone copy and paste this into your profile! if you aren't scared to die, but are scared of pain copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit! 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend If there are times when you wanna annoy the hell out of somebody copy and paste this to your profile If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation then copy this to your profile If your one of those people who doesn't care about what people think about you then copy and paste this in your profile If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little word and all of your friends laugh at you for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Naruto copy this into your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again? If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(they have the problem not me, k?) If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Power of the Human Mind Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Simple Japanese Jobun = Foreword Ichi = One Haru = Spring Sayonara = Goodbye Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone) Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it Koibito / Amate = Lover Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear' Koi = Love Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan) Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man' Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto) Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura) Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke) Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi) Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man' Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag' Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin Ossan = Old man / Mister Onna = Woman Gaki = Brat -sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama -san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san -kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun -chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan -sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei -taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake) -shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura) -senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai -kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai GIRLS DON'T REALISE THESE THINGS I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Emo? ╔═╦══╦═╗ THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'FRIENDS' AND 'BESTIES!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail... 1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend! 2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get. 3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? 4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes... 5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me? 6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you. 7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head? 8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey! 9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart. 10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. 11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons. 12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours? 13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged. 14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! 15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me? 16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you. 18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants. 19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away! 20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock. 21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. 23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too 24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor. 25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot! 26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. 27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date? 29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life. 30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst... 31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking! 32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'. Man, those pick up lines are just so cute! Gimme a tissue will you? sniffles WOMEN'S VOCABULARY Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine". Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. Loud Sigh- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". Soft Sighs- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow". Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay". Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome". Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing" THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for? People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over. When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer? When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper! When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole! WOMEN SUPERIORITY We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic. Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. Taxi's stop for us. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. We know the Truth about whether or not size matters. If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real. WISE THOUGHTS Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut Teen Commandments 1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. 2. Thou shall not do drugs. 3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. 4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. 5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. 6. Thou shall not get into fights. 7. Thou shall not skip class. 8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class. 9. Thou shall not think about having sex. 10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. |
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