HAI everyone!!! =D my name is well...PSH IM NOT TELLING YOU JEEZ STALKERS!!! Gawsh _! I'm 14 (turned 14 in September yaaay!!! :D had an anime cosplay party and I dressed as Konan (wig and everything :3) ), very hyper I love root beer, candy, cookies, pie, icecream, hotwings, kitties, rock, blood, kitties, wolves, foxes, anime, World of Warcraft, blue, black, purple, red, meat, Akatsuki, Deidara:3

UPDATE: HEY GUYS TURNING 15 IN A FEW DAYS :P MY HAIR IS ORANGE RED NOW AND I GOT A NEW CAT!

Favorite animes: Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Shugo Chara!, Tokyo Mew Mew, and yeah thats it SO FAR :D Well, I'm starting Black Butler. Only watched 1 episode so far ._.

Favorite Naruto characters: Deidara!!!! (:DDDDD ) Zetsu, Hidan, Sasori, Kisame, Pain/ Nagato, Kakuzu, aaand TOOOBIIIIII!!!!!! MUAAHAHAHA!!!!

Bleach: Grimmjow (HE. IS. AWESOME. AND. TOTALLY. SMEXI HAWT. NUFF SAID PPL. :3) Ulquiorra (SAME DISCRIPTION WITH GRIMMJOW.) Gin (:DDDD :D!!!!!!) Ichigo (:DDDD) Orihime, Rukia, Renji, Szayel and the Espadas except for the poo lover and the giant douche turd I mean Aaroniero and Yammy... aand that's it.

Favorite Death Note characters: L!!!!!!!!! AND MELLO!! (:D I wonder if he's related to Willy Wonka :O wut if like Willy Wonka was his dad but like died of like diabetes or obesity or something so Mello was brought to Wammy's not knowing who his dad was and like his dad left him a butt load of chocolate and so he just eats away the crap load all the time and becomes all addicted then he gets all obese and fat and stuff and turns into chocolate O_O!!!!!!!) Near, Light, and Rem.

So yeah, enough info of what I like? X3

Oh and things I don't like is: Trolls, Flaming, Haters, People with giant thorned infected poles up their nasty stupid ugly tight wad butts, coleslaw, stew, aaanndd... people who stereotype about girls being weak. :( oh and people who are arrogant and think their all that and that they are the absolute gift of God and judge everyone else as lower than them and not as righteous as they are. And I don't like when people bash God.

Oh and I HATE yaoi. WTH I MEAN COME ON!!! D:

I'm 5'5" I have waist length blonde hair and I like to wear a blue hairpiece streak in it or my black bow headband or my Orihime flower pins _!!! I have freackles tooz...so yeah...PIE IS GOOD. NUFF SAID PEOPLE! OH and I like to keep my stories pretty clean. incase the kiddies see it ya know? =P and if there are any, bad words will be blocked out. No innapropriate words / content either! =) Yeah plus I'm not really allowed to write that kind of stuff sooo ._.

Btw if you want to know what I look like just picture Orihime from Bleach with blonde hair, aqua eyes, and freckles. There ya go.

You can find me at DeviantArt as: :3

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. (Poor Deidara!!)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. Julia/Kitsune :3 She's my BFFFEFLFAE!!! :D

If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!

ಠ_ಠ(-\) WEE! ART IS A BANG! UN
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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name!

If you wish the whole Akatsuki did not die, copy and paste. (WHY KISHIMOTO? V_V WHYY????)

Remember when:
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
and when dRaMa was someone StEaLiNg your cRaYoNs?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!! (Yes... v_v!)

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM

1. FIRST NAME: UMM...CREEPERS!!! BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW ITS A TREELESS PLAIN. (heh kinda gave it away X3)

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Not really... just pretty much a plain with no trees ( I liek treez D: )

3. SIBLING NAMES: Megan :3 I've always called her Sissy tho _

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? My mom's bday... and alot of times recently.. I CRY EASILY OKAY? _

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Do...I like my hands??? WTH???? D:

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? um...roast beef I guess..

7. KIDS? NOH.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Eh, depends who I would be. I can't handle my own hyperness sometimes :P

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? yush...

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Jee... me? sarcasm? why never!

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yush.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? SHEEYEAH!!!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? UMM... FREWT LEWPZ :3

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? UMM...MY SHOEZ DONT HAZ LACES..

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Not as strong as I could be ._.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? strawberry! :3

17. SHOE SIZE? AAAHH SHOE IDENTITY THEFT!!!

18. RED OR PINK? RED :3

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? ummm... well I'm lazy D: and I'm too shy around people and absent minded too :(

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my first friend :( and my big sis who is now states away DX

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? bleh i guess X3

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? WHAT THE HECK!? STALKER!!!

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? umm...fajitas?

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Pet by A Perfect Circle :P

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? BLUUEEE!!!!!!

26. FAVORITE SMELL? ummm...apples :3 or my armpits... (idk why I just like my pit smellz! o3o)

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my big sis! =3

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE THAT ARE ATTRACTED TO YOU? dunno o_O they fart? Naw they seem to notice me and act nice to me I think o_o idk I'm not really around people much as you can probably tell.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied it :D

30. FAVORITE DRINK? root beer!!!!

31. FAVORITE SPORT? umm... well the only sport I like to watch is UFC cage fighting _

32. EYE COLOR? again... WHY MUST YOU KNOW!?

33. HAT SIZE? wut? 03o hats have sizes??? hmm... wait why would you give a crap about my hat size!?

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? AGAIN, WHAT UP WITH THE STALKERISH QUESTIONS!!??

35. FAVORITE FOOD? HOT WINGS!!! :3 or steak..idk something meaty :3 oh and Asian fewd!! me likiez teh Asian fewdz! :3

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? hmm... I guess both X3 hehe... Splinter...

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Jack and Jil

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? either my black world of warcraft hunter shirt or my akatsuki cloak :3 or my Bleach shirt or my hawt L shirt... *wipes up nosebleed* Hurr...

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? hmm... I usually prefer spring or fall but summer :D

40. HUGS OR KISSES? hugz _

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? CAKE. NUFF. SAID.

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you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

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COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANY FORM OF VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) (Yeah wut can I say? I get along great with myself X3 most of the time ;_;)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') ( o_O it knows...)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') ( Hmm... I do that too...)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (holy crap I totally do that O_O)

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) (PSH HECK YEAH !!!!! LIFE WITHOUT SUGAR = SUCKS BUNGHOLES. ENOUGH SAID. SUGAR AND CAFFEINE FOR. THE. WIN.)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (Hehe...yeah that's me o_o)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Once again me... o_o)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (Hmm... I do alot of these thing don't I? o3o X3)

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (True...true.)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (*looks down* aw dang! Is this psychic??!! :/)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D. (XD)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason (Yup XD alot...)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Z0MJ THIS LIST TOALLY KNOWS ME O_O!!! I. AM. SCARED!)

Put
_ this
_ on
_ your
Fanfiction
page
if
_ you
_ believe
_ Jesus Christ
_ died on the cross
_ for our many sins.
_ and your not afraid to
_ stand up for whats right
_ and not afraid to tell
_ everyone your a Christian

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen of Serpents, Luna Dust, SwiftShadow, lildevil425, shinigamilives,phoenix's shadow,Kitsune Tenchi no Yami, 2lazy2thinkofaname, Tigera Lilyfrost

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. (The only reason I would smoke it is for medicinal purposes o_o not for drugs... morons over use the stuff -_- thus making it illegal I mean it's a natural painkiller better than tylenol and all that crap that eats your liver -_- though.. it helps for... that time...of the month.. o3o)

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your butt off. (LOL)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (BOTH OF US ARE YAAAYY :D acutally a few of mine are XD)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (LOL they're funny for some reason XD)

95 percent of all teenage girls would jump off a cliff if stephanie meyers made edward cullen die in the twilight saga. Copy and paste if you'd be one of the ones laughing themselves to death! ( ROFL DIE FAGGY SPARKLY VAMPIRE!!!!! XD)

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. (HOLY CRAP REALLY!? :O)

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Oh yes... Many people... Many people indeed...)

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (PSH YEAH!!!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (LOL YEAH like when I'm in the shower and I think of the Akatsuki brutally murdering people from shows I don't like... like Phineas and Ferb I imaged Hidan like kicking Doofenshmirts in the shin and while Doofenshmirts is going "AAAHH" Hidan cuts his head off and like blood starts spraying everywhere like a fountain and making like blood spurting fart sounds and then Kisame shreds Phineas' nose off and Itachi like pokes out his eyes and feed him to the cookie monster then Kakuzu starts choking Ferb and Sasori pushes Ferb into Deidara's bomb and burns him and he like shrivels up. Then like Phineas is somehow alive so Tobi gives him a muffin but its like cursed so then he does the aging thing the Nazi guy did in Indiana Jones then Pain puts on sunglasses and goes, "He chose... Poorly." all uber like. yeah... some of the screwed up crap that goes through my head while I'm in the shower... if you ever go into my mind, well... be prepared for the unimagineable... like cotton candy that's made to be eaten with blood dipped on it. Yes... my mind is very very screwed... That's not even close to the worst teehee!)

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile ( T _ T)

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. (I do it to my mom XD)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you HATE Twilight, think Edward is a creepy gay stalker and Bella is a crazy fangirl, and are proud of your opinion, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Edward from the Twilight movie is so freaking ugly you wanna hit him with a baseball bat just to make him not so hideous, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

All the good men in this world are fictional characters. Copy if true.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this on your profile

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENopause, MENstrual... all our problems start with men! Copy and paste if true.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

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If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, shadow of the abyss, Narora, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara,Tigera Lilyfrost,

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Tigera Lilyfrost,

旦那 It means danna. The thing that Deidara calls Sasori. Translate the kanji, and laugh at the other meaning.

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you think this -_V looks like Deidara, copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Don't take off your cloaks you guys! O_o)

If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "What a drag" or "Believe it!" or "Foolish little brother" or copy Deidara's grunt, un.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Believe it!!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, cartoons, random songs...

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character. Copy and paste if you hate him too.

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .!

5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! 0_0

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino,Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick,Celyna EverD, Eidolon Twilight Princess, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress, SharinganwarriorTribute, sasukerules.org, Gaara-Ino4ever, Twy, ,XxUltimateXGaaraXFangirlxX, SkywardShadow, ShadowWolf315, SSAHC,Koki-chan, Sand-Blossom, Gaaras1Girl, Lazy'girl-chan, Kiddy-Cookie-Chan, XxXdeidara lverXxX, Bri Nara, Tigera Lilyfrost,

-If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, C&P

-If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste

You Know You're Addicted to Naruto When (bold = the things I do):

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU. (Definitely gonna do that :3!)

2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.

3) You can spout a random character quote on command. ("What a drag..." "Foolish little brother." "...un." "Dattebayo!")

4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.

6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"

7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.

8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.

9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.

10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (If we got a new dog did my mom an I would prolly get the same idea and most likely name it that XD and I did name some of my plushies...and maybe...some of my mweors... and... yeah... o3o)

11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.

12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.

13) You try to kill your brother everyday

14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball. (would be fun XD)

15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!" (heh yeah my mom and I would do that XD)

16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.

18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.

20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.

21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.

22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.

23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei." (Sadly, I am homeschooled D:)

24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. (Not to school but I pretty much wear it out everywere I go X3)

25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. (I like making them out of origami! :D plus.. my mom just bought real kunais and a dart board so will be carrying those :3)

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These are actually on the labels.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On an American Flag: Made in China

At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place: Adult Movies

In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.)

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

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"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."

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If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, Isabella Maria Swan, Lady Lily of Darkness, NeverEverLand Girl,YoU aRe GoNnA hAvE tOo GuEsS, Bri Nara, Tigera Lilyfrost,

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20 QUESTIONS WITH THE AKATSUKI:

1. Who is your favourite character?

Deidara

2. What do you think of the whole Madara being Tobi-thing?

Maddy is a meaneh D:

3. Who would you be team-up with?

TOBIIII!!!!!! :D because we would both be hyper and I would keep his Madara secret XD

4. If you could have any abilities what would they be?

Being like half Nekomata, cat powers, moon chakra, etc.

5. If Madara came up to you and asked you "Wanna' go somewhere private and have some 'fun'?" how would you react?

scream "RAPIST PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!" and kick him where it hurts!

6. Hidan comes in your room and starts ranting on about how Kakuzu pisses him off then begs you to convert to Jashinism, how do you react?

Piss Hidan off more and insult him about Jashin and say that Jashin is girly, whimpy, stupid, lame, and that Jashin likes to suck my left cheek.

7. Zetsu is standing in the corner of the living room, and he shows you a rose, he asks what you think of it, how do you react?

Say "Z0MJ pretty rose!!"

8. Itachi is sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea, however, when you come into the kitchen to grab a drink, he starts smiling at you, thinking you have something on your face you almost run from the room, only to be stopped by Itachi, he asks if he can brush your hair, because he admires how soft and long it is, how do you react?

What the hell did Kisame do to you!? Hmm.. oh well might as well take up the offer (but secretly set up a video camera for future blackmailing..:D)

9. Kakuzu has been quiet for a week, and one day when you're alone he walks up to you and asks you if you have any spare change and if you'd like to go food shopping, how do you react?

Tell him I'm broke. Sorry gramps, you gotta spend your own money!And if you don't have any, well... Sucks for you!

10. Once upon a time before you 'joined' Akatsuki, you were good friends with Naruto, he'd been tracking you for years-almost as much as he does with Sasuke, when he finally finds you and begs you to come back to the village with him, how do you react?

Quickly run away and avoid him, not wanting Akatsuki to know the relation between you two and force you to kill him and capture his bijuu.

11. Upon stumbling into Ino and Sakura bitch-fighting about how pretty they are and who's-more-skilled-than-who, what do you do?

Pimp slap them both.

12. Who's art is better? Deidara's or Sasori's?

Deidara's art is beautiful like fireworks and I love fireworks _ buut... Sasori's is like antique dolls and I love them too and they last long... I guess both of their opinions is right in their own way. Everyone has a different opinion. (*brings out drawing and origami* personally I'm with Sai and Konan cuz paper is awesome X3)

13. You tell them you think your art is better, and they begin a huge arguement about how your art isn't as great as theirs, what do you do?

Walk away while waving your hand at them and say, "Yeah sorry guys, I'm out I don't wanna get involved in the baby fit fight, tyvm!"

14. Kisame asks if you want to go swimming-your answer?

Sure just nothing creepy got it fish stick?

15. For the next two days Kisame tells you it's nothing but a harmless swim, how do you react?

Go watch Jaws nemo!

16. What are your views on Sasuke?

Duck-butt-haired, emo, artist-killing, son of a dead clan who doesn't deserve a great big brother like Itachi who is WAY hotter than him and WAY more intelligent and TOTALLY stronger!!! die Sasuke!!! D:

17. Rock Lee tells you he has a crush on you, your reaction?

Umm... awkward... what can I say Lee... you're more of a brother to me because of your insane youth!!!! LEE SHOW ME WHAT YOUTH IS!!! Lee says "YOSH!!!!! " and runs around doing like a hundred laps pretty much forgetting the whole conversation.

18. Which is better? Manga or Anime?

They're both 1337! :3

19. Which village would you prefer to live in?

Leaf.

final question

20. Which Naruto coupling do you prefer more?

hmmm... maybee... SaixSaku? :D

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. EMBRACE THE INNER NERD!

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Z0MJ VERY EXCITED WAITING...FOR MAIL... CMON UPS MAN... I JUST...BOUGHT... A REAL HITSUGAYA COSPLAY SWORD FROM BLEACH AND ITS A REAL SHARPENED SWORD EEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Inner Tigera: hmm..a hyper girl and a real sharp sword... anything REALLY wrong with this sentence?)

Me: NOPE! :D IT WILL BE FUN!!! yush... those words should have a right to exist together in harmony!1!1!!11... hyper girl and sharp sword. What better pair? :P

Inner Tigera: Yeah, I'll be in the bomb shelter. We are so screwed.

Me: screw you D:

Inner Tigera: What about when you have pixie stix? hmm? remember screaming the wall then throwing your pants at them? and the holloween candybag... the piggy in the muuud... your friends on the miiiic... the screaming... the hotwings... Warcraft...you being pretty much high?

Me: PSH I NEVER HAD PIXIE STIX BEFORE THAT... and I think I can- OOH PIXIE STIX SUGAR YUMMAY!!! *eats like five of them*

Inner Tigera: WHYYY!!!!??? AWW CRAP!!!!!

Me: wait... AM I HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH MYSELF ON MY OWN PROFILE!? O_O

Inner Tigera: Oh..yeah... psh! good job dummy now everyone thinks you're a nutzo!

Me: psh, go crawl in a hole I can do wut I freaken wanna!

Inner Tigera: No... That is not possible... because...

Me: no...NO!!!! DON'T SAYY IIITT!!!!!!!!

Inner Tigera: Yes... *gets on darth vader mask* Because Tigera Lilyfrost, I am your INNER VOIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: well... anyways... yay talking to maiself!!!!!! *does the peanut butter jelly dance* oh yeah peanut butter jelly time!!!!!!! OOH BANANA PHONE!!!!

Like a week later...

Me: HOLY...FRICK...CRAP...JASHIN...OMJ...AH...EEP...SQUADALLAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

Inner Tiger: WUT?

Me: I GOT... THE SWOOORRDDD!!!!!!! ITS FRICKEN KEWL MAN !!!!!!!!!

Inner Tigera: Just don't cut yourself kid... gawsh I had to be in a hyper nutjob...

A week later...

(Yes... this really happened...)

After Tigera and her mom were done staying up til 3:00 am watching Bleach... Tigera had coffee...

Me: Good night mom! *jumps up stairs but the sword (Hyourinmaru) whacks back of head really hard) OH CRAP!!!!! Ow jeez that fricken hurt... Bad Hyourinmaru!!!!!

Mom: Oh my gosh lets check your eyes you may have a concussion!

Me: WAH!?

Mom: Yeah let's see if your pupils are dialating...

Me: wait... wut happens if I have a concussion!? Is it like breaking something!?

Mom: No it's just a little damage to your brain but if you have one you have a chance of slipping into a coma when you fall asleep.

Me: AAH!!!!! CRAP!!!!!

So we couldnt determine if my eyes were dialating / being all whacky from all the coffee or a concussion... but we ended up staying up til like 4:00 am watching Bleach until my eyes stopped being all loopy...

Inner Tigera: Psh... Told ya a sword was dangerous for a hyper girl... and coffee good jashin wth were you thinking!?

Me: Dunnoo...muffins? oo I like muffins!!! GIMMEH A MUFFIN!! :O Z0MJ I WANT A GRIMMJOW AND ULQUIORRA PLUSHIE!!!

Inner Tigera: Psh... No I get them first theyre mine!!!!

Me: GAW! SCREW YOU THEYRE MINE!!!!!!! GIMMEH!!!!

Inner Tigera: NO GO EAT SUGAR YOU HYPER FRICK!!!

Me: --_-- suck my left cheek...

Inner Tigera: Ha ha very mature.

Me: ur mom! :O

Inner Tigera: she's yours too ya know...

Me: ur... um... anus?

Inner Tigera: wtf...

Me: heck if I know...

ENOUGH OF THIS DOUCHE-BAGGERY!! READY MY STEED!