Hey, I was sure I could handle this. Mom would only be gone a week, and my siblings could behave sometimes. Piece of cake, right? Not when Envy shows up in your basement, it's not. And yet somehow he becomes the least of my problems...

It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.

After Max left in the middle of the night, the flock split up. Now, three years later, the lives they left behind are catching up to them. COMPLETE.

Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D

A comment from Rachel sparks a massive debate between the Glee clubbers, as documented by Facebook. Minor Twilight bashing.

It wasn't as if Scorpius had planned to become such a troublemaker, it just turned out that way. It must have started when he was born, but once he met Albus Potter, things went downhill twice as fast...

But what disturbs you the most is the knowledge that miles from where you are, his body is buried six feet underground, rotting. / oneshot

Quinn falls down a rabbit hole and stumbles upon an enchanted world full of strange tea, spiteful queens, and curious creatures. What she doesn't know is that she's the key to keeping this world from falling apart.

Twelve year olds are impressionable, vulnerable and, most of all, volatile. That in mind, Mustang decides to lay down a few rules before Ed meets his team.

Burt picks Kurt up from school.

Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.

Sue's opinion on the glee club's couples. Crack.

A short drabble. Warning: Miley Cyrus bashing.

Will isn't just a teacher, but a person in his own right. It's natural he picks favorites, and that there are some students who grate on his last nerve... like Kurt Hummel.

-An exercise in dialogue- Finn takes Kurt on an adventure. To the locker room. At night. To hunt ghosts. Needless to say, Kurt is not pleased.

Dialogue Exercise #3: Kurt contemplates murder when Puck compares him to Justin Beiber.

"Before glee, I was just another football player." How glee club gave Matt a voice.

Dialogue Exercise #2: Kurt tries to wake Finn up but is once again amazed at his step brother's stupidity. Kurt/Finn brotherly bonding. Oneshot.

A year after the final graduation, the Host Club reassembles after the typical college loss of contact. Old memories are shared over cups of commoner's coffee. Which friendships will be rekindled...and which relationships will be changed forever?

Ever wonder why certain characters are in the story? Ever wonder why they act the way they do? Introducing "Picking on..." where I'll try to explain the existence of your favorite/hated minor characters. R&R! I'M FINALLY BACK! Redtail and Dustpelt up!

A nameless girl finds at least a little humanity when she chances upon a package of AAA batteries two years after the incident with the moon.

If there was one thing Puck did not know how to deal with, it was a crying chick. And physics homework. But crying chicks were a little messier, and a lot more likely to key your car." Puck runs in to Tina post-Wheels, and really doesn't get it.

Alchemy teachers imported straight from Amestris; you can't get much more professional than this. hpfma crossover oneshot.

ThunderClan is ruled by a tyrant and only one cat can save the forest from destruction.

She watches them fly above with a smile, knowing that this is only a dream.