Yo, homies. The names Purity Grace and I am from a small city in North East Texas(life-size blow-up Anko doll if you can guess!) :

And I really have to say, that I am not actually here to write stories. Just set challenges. For the most part. Mostly because, I know that I am not so great at writing, and also because I have alot of graet ideas that I would raelly like to see play out.

And here is the first one, though I would apreciate if you would send me the names of the stories you write. So I can add them to my favorites list.

Purity of essence: Naruto has a bloodline that allows him to see and manipulate the spiritual essences of everything. Human, demon, animal, vegetable, mineral and elemental. The rules are simple:

Rule number one: Anko must be his mother. I know its against canon, but I really like those stories( and can any of you reccomund some for me please), and his father must be an OC from the Yuuhi clan.(I know we only see Kurenai, but she had to come from somewhere, right)

Rule number two: The Bloodline must be in two parts, One a doujutsu to let him see the essences, The other to let him manipulat the essences.(How he actually does that will be left up to you [Thugh I would prefer this be done like the cards in Forbidden Kingdom, or Card Captor Sakura)

Rule number three: His bloodline must do something to interfere with how he can use normal chakra, I don't care how you do this, as long as it gets done.

And Rule number four:Namikaze Minato must be alive, Kyubi can still attack, but Yondaime must survive it.(Feel free to take some liberties with this one, just remember that it is a rule)

Okay, by now more than 170 people have read my one story, and I would like to add that as one of my challenges. But I'm not sure if any one can guess what I have in mind for Akatsuki. So, if any reveiwers can guess, I will set my PokeNin challenge using the rules in my first chapter(which will be re-written here)as the Plot-Guide.

Pokenin: Self-explanatory, people. Don't be stupid.

Rule 1: There must be no Biju, Jinchuriki or Summoning Contracts. At All!. You can include any of the villians from Naruto, and any of the Pokemon games and mangas, but no demons or giant animals from Naruto.

Addendum to rule 1: Akatsuki must still be a major crime group. Make them like Team Rocket or like Cipher, or whoever.

Rule 2: Yondaime Hokage must still be dead, but Kushina must still be alive. Play around with that, have fun, but he still has to be dead, and she still has to live

Rule 3: For any reason whatsoever, Naruto and Kushina must not live together again, play around with that one.

Rule 4: Naruto must have a Mankey. Give him whatever else, aslong as he has that Mankey

12-19-10

I rcecently started reading Naruto/Legend of Zelda crossovers, and to my shock and disapointment there are less than three pages in the search areas. I Implore everyone to get their creative proccesses in gear and to increase this deplorably absent genre.

4-30-11

I took my stories off. after several months of no ideas, i realized that i didn't like where pokenin was going. Although Naruto finding an Articuno egg just as it hatches in Snow Country was one of my better ideas ;) And if anybody wants to learn about pokemon you should go to either bulbagarden.net or pokemondb.net, they are probably the besyt ones. also, i do plan to write the story properly this time, but i'm sharing trhis computer with two other people and may not have much tome to do so. On the plus side, I have a new story idea.

Child of the Sun Goddess: Sort of based on the games with that White Wolf Amaterasu except different.(Sorry I forget the name of that series)

Rule 1: Early in his life Naruto realizes that he heals faster and is stronger during the day, and somehow figures out how to manipulat solar energy.( Keep it simple people, get an ANBU to explain chakra.)

Rule 2:In the games the sun goddess is depicted as a white she-wolf, as such Naruto will be like the Inuzukas. (I know its been done lots of times, but i like it)

Rule 3:Do whatever you want with Kyubi and Minato, it doesn't matter that much.

6-10-11

I have a new story up. Hopefully it will last longer than Pokenin did. How to Train Your Dragon is a Good Movie( deliberate capitals), and its fanfiction has taken alot of my time recently. So much Time That i will write a list of stories for you to read.

How to Train Your Dragon, Girl Style I'm Gleeking Out Keeping Up: A Series of Prompts A Girl and Her Dragon How to Train Your Marching Band

How a Viking and a Not Viking Train a Dragon Hero of the Day Hiccup Haddock is on Facebook This is Berk Chasing Thunderstorms(ad7-6)

Also I noticed that some people like to make lists of what they are like on their profiles and i thought i would try that so, here goes

1) If it were legal to marry buttermilk pie, i would

2) If i were married to buttermilk pie, i would be arrested for spousal abuse

3) Half the stories on my favorites list, i have no clue what they are about anymore

4) Did i mention i love buttermilk pie, but can't stand actual buttermilk

%) I think Rowling really fucked up Goblet of Fire

6) And did not improve after that

7) My towns library does not have the HTTYD books

8) I am an avid fan of military history

9) I am an even bigger fan of believable historical-fiction

10) I play the Texas Lottery

11) The most i have ever won was $100

12) I have a little brother whose greatest ambition is to become Kumar

13) If you dont get that reference then you fail at life

14) Did anyone notice that i didnt type the number five

15) If you glanced back up to check, you also fail at life

16) I got nothin

17) Kevin Costner was pretty cute when he was younger

18) Yes, I am secure enough in my masculinity to admit physical attraction to a guy

19) Does anyone think that if Hiccup were born a girl then Snotlout would take a more "protective older brother role"

7-9-11

The Linguist is coming slowly. Ch3 will be longer than the other 2, and ch4 will have pirates then Ch5 should have Cami showing up, then some more fighting in Ch7, before they go home in Ch8 or 9, then a celebration in Ch10 or 11. It should only take a month, maybe less, then I can start on the sequel. Or one of them anyway. Im thinking of doing two companion type stories, where everything is basically the same except the pairing. Like Stephen king did with Desperation and The Regulators, which was also a popular wastern movie

8-19-11

I found six female Hiccup stories in my perusals. Here they are.

A Girl and Her Dragon

The Dragon Deal

How To Train Your Dragon, Girl Style

How a Girl Trains Her Dragon (complete)

How to Train Your Dragon by Thora Diana Haddock

add. 9-10-11) To Find a Place

Add. 9-20-11) Learning to Fly

Add. 10-27-11) How Lenora Trains Her Dragon

Add. 12-1-11) Training a Dragon

9-06-11

Turns out Black and White will be the final instalations of the Pokemon franchise; which is total bullshit. Cuz there is so much left that they can do, especially with Eevee.

As of Generetion Five, Eevee has seven evolutions. Flareon for fire, Jolteon for electric, Vaporeon for water, Espeon for psychic, Umbreon for dark, Leafeon for grass, and Glaceon for ice. But what about the other elements?

They still need to make eeveelutions for the Steel, Poison, Ground/Rock, and Ghost types. Not so sure about Dragon and Flying, but you never know.

Why I'm ranting about this is because I would like to issue a challenge. I want pictures of what Eeveelutions would look like for each of those Poketypes. Aswell as any others I may have missed. You can Email them to me or just PM the URL.

Also I got really high the other night and had a brilliant idea on how to get beaten into a coma. All you have to do is walk up to a bunch of baseball players and say "Only homophobes and femenists would take such joy from the casual abuse of an obvious phallic symbol." Get a dictionary if you need one, but just so you know, the singular noun of phallic is phallus.

Now hows that for a twitter feed, huh?

9-20-11

My computer at home is a piece of crap, and I have been using the library computers for several weeks now. It's not the computer so much as the wiring in a thirtysix year old trailer house that has had very little work done on it over the years and only being able to use a dial-up ISP. And the library won't let you upload from disks or drives form home, so I won't be updating anything until we win the lottery or something.

A million,billion apologies, and my assurances that I will update as soon as possible.

12-1-11

A new story crossover idea, the cartoon show Total Drama Island... with the cast of How to Train Your Dragon.

I have no ideas how it would work, but my brother suggested that fishlegs should end up with all the girls fighting over him.

2-21-12

A Harry Potter and Oceans Eleven Crossover (Potters Eleven)

Harry: The Ideaman (Danny)

Hermione: The Planner (Rusty)

Neville: The Bankroll (Ruben)

Draco: The High Roller (Saul)

Dean/Seamus: The Getaway (Turk and Virgil)

Su Li: The Greasegirl (Yen)

Ginny: The Apprentice (Linus)

Luna: The Con (Frank)

Padma: The Eye in the Sky (Livingston)

Snape: The Technition (Basher)

Just a rough guide, feel free to change it up a bit. But basically, Harry realizes that the war effort needs a bit of financial padding and convinces some people to help him, including Draco by pointing out that the Muggle world is many times larger and considerably richer. Had a similar thought for Naruto but I'm not sure about the crew.