Hi! I'm just a girl who loves to read books.

I'm in love with Peeta Mellark and Augustus Waters and also like Four.

I have read many books but The Hunger Games trilogy, The Divergent trilogy, The Fault in Our Stars are the ones that I love the most.

I hated when John Green killed Augustus (I cried a lot).

I hated when Suzanne Collins killed Finnick and Prim (also cried a lot).

I hated when Veronica Roth killed Uriah and Tris (I was devastated and of course cried).

My favourite quotes :

"It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart"- Finnick Odair, Mockingjay

"I fell in love the way you fall asleep, slowly then all at once"- Hazel Grace, The Fault in Our Stars

"Fear doesn't shut you down, it wakes you up"- Tobias/Four, Divergent

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."- Dr. Seuss

"Happy Hunger Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor."- The Hunger Games

"It's a metaphor, you see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do its killing."- Augustus Waters, The Fault in Our Stars

"One choice can transform you.
One choice can destroy you.
Once choice will define you."- Veronica Roth

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein

"My nightmares are usually about losing you, I'm okay once I realize you're here."- Peeta Mellark, Catching Fire

"All those months of taking it for granted that Peeta thought I was wonderful are over. Finally, he can see me for who I really am. Violent. Distrustful. Manipulative. Deadly. And I hate him for it."- Katniss Everdeen, Mockingjay

"I'm more than just a piece in their Games."- Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games

"You love me. Real or not real?"
I tell him, "Real."- Mockingjay

"Hope, it is the only thing stronger than fear. A little hope is effective, a lot of hope is dangerous."- President Snow, The Hunger Games

"My thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations."- The Fault in Our Stars

Actual things on products.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Ten ways to annoy people:

1. Name your dog "Dog"

2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting

3. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la"

4. Speak everything in a "robot" voice

5. Wear your pants backwards

6. Ask people what gender they are

7. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend

8. Sing along at an opera

9. Mow your lawn with scissors

10. Honk and wave to strangers

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Things

-I'm a good girl with a lot of bad habits

-I'm not short I'm funsized!!!

-Good girls are made of sugar and spice, my girls are made of vodka and ice

-I get knocked down but i get up again

-My dearest friend:

I- nspire warmth

L- isten to each other

O- open you heart

V- alue your union

E- xpress your trust

Y- ield to good sense

O- verlook mistake

U- nderstand differences

-We are born with two legs, two arms, two eyes, two hands, but only one heart. Thats because the other heart is somewhere around the world, waiting for you

Percy Jackson!

12 year old Percy: *Gets attacked by Fury in museum*

12 year old Percy:

12 year old Percy: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now