Hello, this is the brother of Areous, or as you know her the person who hasn't written anything since she has started, except for a few chapters in, and this is her own words, her stupid little book.

You may call me Zarz- or, as I'm better known as, THE Being beyond perfection. I am writing this so you know some of the rules and punishments regarding reviews when my sister finally starts posting something.

1: Any and all flames will be used to heat the metal rods that I will shove through every orifice ( body holes) and every digit.

2: Any proclamations that any of stories my sister creates should not exist will be countered with a harsh punishment. I will find you, don't ask me how I just will, and will tattoo on every inch of you, her name, the name of the story you condemned and I will leave one bare spot. I am not leaving you this spot out of this mercy, I am leaving you this spot of bare skin so that you will forever live in of me coming and finishing the should you break this sacred commandment that I have made. Sleep well...yes sleep well.

3: No complaining about any yaoi, yuri or any other things that are even closely related or will put your head in cloth bag full of shards of glass and mold it around your face until the screaming stops.

Well that's about it for now I guess.

P.S. Brownie points to the first person who can tell me the name of the book the third punishment is from.

You might have noticed, he is a little protective and ..uh weird? So enjoy the fun below and hope you have a good day. - Areous

1. Naruto

2. Kakashi

3.Itachi

4. Kisame

5. Hinata

6. Tsunade (5th hokage)

7. Anko

8. Pein

9. Tobi

10. Sasuke

11. Iruka

12.Orochimaru

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

I am not so sure but yes, i think so.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Uhh very *smile*

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Well lets just say that Sasuke would have never left XD

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine

Lots and lots

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple

personally, it would be weird

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

uh Hinata/Tobi or Hinata/Sasuke ...Hinata/sasuke Hinata/Tobi sounds a bit wierd, cute though XD

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She would scream rape and ''he's mine''

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

As he watched the blood pool out of his nii-san's mouth, he felt regret.

When Madara told him the truth, he felt the quilt.

A story of a brother's love that was crushed by the surronding world.

Warning; lots of blood and angst.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yup

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Of Snake Bites and Tears

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

While Itachi fought Sasuke, he stole Naru and well...you know.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Not totally sure

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

don't think so but i tried

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

uhh?

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

HERE COMES MY CLAN

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you chose?

hallelujah, i am listening to it so..uh.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

warning, this is rated M for a reason Naru/Tsun/Oro

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Want to train me properly

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Just plain weird

20. How emo is Seven?

Zero, just creepy (in a good way)

21. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Write a warning.

Naruto and Tobi are in a happy relationship until Tobi suddenly runs off with Kisame. Naruto, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Iruka and a brief unhappy affair with Orochimaru, then follows the wise advice of Hinata and finds true love with Itachi.

Title: The naruto affair

Warning: a little Naru/tobi, Kisa/tobi, Iru/Naru, Oro/Naru, mainly Ita/naru

Slash or Yaoi and a lot of oddness.