Hi my name is Hannah but I go by Rose.

I am completely obsessed with the Twilight Saga. That is the only book I will ever write fanfics for.

I am 14!!

If anybody wants to do a collaboration then that would be awesome!!

Oh! Random Fact Warning: I have convinced myself so thoroughly that I am in fact a vampire, that my temperature is always 2 degrees below normal. I haven't ever been normal or above since I read Twilight.

Um anything else I should add? PM me and tell me!

PS: Yes I am a freak and proud of it, baby!

Back off Barbie, this ain't your dream house!

25 Signs You Are Obsessed With Twilight

1. You get excited every time you see a Volvo, whether it's gray or not.
2. The same goes for old Chevy pick-ups.
3. You plan on naming at least one of your future children Edward, Isabella, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, or Emmett.
4. You decide to reread the entire series, "just for fun".
5. You get excited when your skin is paler than usual.
6. You have begun using strawberry-scented shampoo.
7. You tell your boyfriend that you think he should dye his hair bronze.
8. There is a continuous argument among you and your friends: who's better, Edward or Jacob?
9. You ask your eye doctor if your contact prescription comes in gold.
10. Every time you see someone reading any of the books, you get excited and want to go talk to them, even if you don't know them.
11. You actually do talk to those people.
12. You'd like to take a family vacation to Forks.
13. People with red, curly hair make you think of Victoria.
14. You get excited when you see wolves on TV.
15. You've been a vampire for Halloween for the past three years in a row.
16. You ask your English teacher if you can write your book report about Twilight.
17. You also ask your English teacher if she'd like to read the book while you're at it.
18. You try to find people in your school who look like each of the Cullens (no one does).
19. When you have free time, you sketch each of the book covers on the corners of your papers.
20. You also scribble "I love Edward/Jasper/Jacob/Emmett/Carlisle/James" on your papers. (Come on we all love the bad boy)
21. You ask your history teacher if the class can go over the Civil War during the year of 1961.
22. You've bought Wuthering Heights just to read the passages mentioned in the books.
23. You believe that anyone who hasn't read Twilight is deprived.
24. You make play lists to go along with each book.
25. You've been smiling to yourself the whole time you were reading this list.

Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van

~Words and Thoughts to live by~

~Save the whales, collect the whole set.

~A day without sunshine is like...night.

~On the other hand, you have different fingers.

~91.6 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.

~Remember, half the people you know are below average.

~He who laughs last thinks slowest.

~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

~A clear conscience is ususally a sign of a bad memory.

~Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

~How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand. (Hahaha thank god for dictionary.com... I still wouldn't know what this is... yay for me!)

~OK. . .so what's the speed of dark?

~When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

~Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

~Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.

~How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

~Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.

~What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

~I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.

~Why do psychics have to ask your name?

~Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

~Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

~Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

I will own the world someday. Just start bowing down now. It saves time. And gives you great abs!

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Renesmee

2. Edward

3. Jacob

4. Alice

5. Jane

6. Carlisle

7. Jasper

8. Emmett

9. Angela

10. Seth

11. Mike

12. Rose

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Maybe. If Bella like punched Mike and he had to go to the doctor and it was Carlisle. Might be a good one shot. Or a dumb series where he's stalking Bella and then Bella keeps landing him in the hospital. I may write that...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Well. I am a girl so I'm not really gonna answer that. But I love her like a sister! And she's pretty!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Rose gets Emmett pregnant...would be funny Well I did read this one thing sorta like this. Except it was a class assignment.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Not specifically about her but including her yes. Hmm I just thought of a story idea...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Well. Would be gay. (no problem with that.) I could be okay with this couple. Just not with Carlisle/Bella. Ewww. Read a lemon with them that scarred me for life!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither! I wouldn't want to subject Seth or Angela to Jane's fury and wrath!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He wouldn't. He would know something was going on and run. Run far away!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Seth and Jacob have a bonding moment.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Would be soooooo freaking cute! Emmett and Renesmee!:) Makes me all happy inside!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Brother and Sister. awwwww hehe

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Emmett needs something as crazy and awesome as he is. I'm Too Sexy by Fred said Right

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Rated T for obscene craziness.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Like never. Too scared... Ima chicken!

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Renesmee and Jasper are in a happy relationship until Angela runs off with Alice. Renesmee, brokenhearted( I can see why. I would be devstated if I found out Alice rolled that way), has a hot (possibly not so hot) one-night stand with Mike and a brief unhappy affair with Rose, then follows the wise advice of Jane (well people can surprise you I guess) and finds true love with Jacob.

At least Renesmee finally ends up with Jacob!

Funny Packages

On a Jolly Rancher wrapper: May become lodge in your throat (Well, no shit Sherlock!) On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (I guess I should keep it in a lockbox in case I start sleep-drying-my-hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (I thought you were supposed to turn it. It is Dial afterall.)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, I like dinner-pops).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... damn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those darn 5-year-olds with head-colds off the forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (DUH...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What's another use? This just makes people want to find that "other use".)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Does it contain nuts?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was this happening somewhere? And was it on purpose?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

Bella: "It's...a cow."
Edward: "No, Bella. It's a dinosaur. Of course it's a cow!"
Bella: "You...want me to eat it?"
Edward: "No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back."
Bella: "Feeling a little sarcastic today?"
Edward: "Just a bit."

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

~Disclaimer: I got pretty much everything on here from my friends or other profiles. I just added my own personal touch! Or certain things I left alone.~