Hello all! Welcome to Crackships R' Us! :D We hope you enjoy your stay ;)

Just fyi: This is a profile we made solely for making shit stories up and posting them for our amusement. We do not care if you like them. We do not care if you hate them. We do not care if you get pissed at us for ruining you favorite fandoms. We are here to fuck shit up, and we don't give a shit what you say. So before you flame us, back the fuck up and think again.

That is all.

Enjoy the crack stories ;) They are very funny (if you have a decent sense of humor, that is).

- xoxo Crackships R' Us :D