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Joined 06-16-08, id: 1606301, Profile Updated: 11-30-08
Author has written 4 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, and Naruto.

Tobi- HELLO! AND WELCOME RANDOMS!! My namz Tobi!

Jo- Your real name dobe

Tobi- That is my real name ~_~

Jo- -_- Madeleine DIANE Parker-Hill

Tobi- LIAR!!

Jo- Why don't you tell them about yourself?

Tobi- I told them my name!

Jo- More than that they want to know what things you like

Tobi- But i thought they all no i love Tails?

Jo- sigh What are your hobbies?

Tobi- But you already no sensei!

Jo- yes I know but what about the readers?

Tobi- Oh, YEAH! I like drawing and writing and thinking about Tails

Jo- What are your favourite things

Tobi- TAILS!!

Jo- Anything else?

Tobi- TAILS!!

Jo- Besides Tails?

Tobi- um... I like Naruto! and Fruits Basket and Kamichama Karin!! and Kazune, Kazune is sexii!

Jo- ~rolls eyes~

Tobi- I sawn that!

Jo- Where do you live Tobi?

Tobi- IN A HOUSE!!

Jo- I know that but where abouts

Tobi- On earth

Jo- specifically?

Tobi- ~BBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!

Jo- NOW THERE ALL GOING TO STALK YOU DOBE!!

Tobi- But Tobi is a super ninja i fight them off!

Jo- ~slaps~ head i know your a super ninja but EVERYONES GONNA STALK YOU!!

Tobi-... I stalk you!

Jo- sighs i'm outta here ~walks away~

Tobi- SENSEI!! ~glomps Jo~ Dont go wifout Tobi!

Yeah I stole this of someone who stole it off someone else XD steal it off me!!

Your real name - -_- Madeleine

Your Nobody name - (your name mixed up, then place an x were needed) Delaxmenie

Your gansta' name - (first three letters of first name and 'izzle') Madizzle

Your detective name - (fav. color and fav. animal) Blue Fox

Your soap opera name - (middle mane and street you live on) -_- Diane Abigail

Your Star Wars name - (first three letters of last name and first two of your first) Parma

Your Super Hero name - (second fav. color and fav. drink) Purple Ramen juice

Your Witness protection name - (middle names of parents) Jane Peter

Your Goth name - (Black + name of a pet) Black Buster

well that was retarted.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic, teh queen of randomness, Xannijn, Miakoda715, Tefnut Talvi, Beast Boy's Swivel Chair, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Hakumei the Killer Panda, iluvtails

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Baa Baa Black Sheep, and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you KNOW that gravity hates you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent : If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you believe that squirrels are the root of all that is evil, copy and past this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals?And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying "Dang, we screwed up bad!". Put this in your profile if you have a best friend

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.(many times)

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and FAILED, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

If you know an anime character who should be real, then copy & paste into your profile.

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Mwahahahaha, I have a plate of peas and a spork! You know what that means... (everyone runs away again)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (How do you spelL CPR?)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (What?! THEY JUMP OUT AT ME! I SWEAR!)

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (The sad part is when you have thumbwar with yourself and lose :( Sucks don't it?)

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever had a conversation with yourself while other people were around.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever started yelling random things as loud as possible.

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "come come paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Naruto.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Sasuke through the screen when he kills Itachi.
-Put a picture of Naruto in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're a true Narutard!

what do u mean the moon isn't made of cheez?

i'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes

i'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing 4 sumthin that happened yesterday

THINGS TO DO WHEN IN TARGET

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

Vinestar's Quiz!

1.Find a Globe. Spin it. What does it say? El Aaiun. WHERE IN JASHINS SAKE

2.Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 3, word 6. Which book is it,and what does it say? Max Remy book 6 - sometimes

3.What can you hear right now? a piano from the song i'm listing to

4.Have a conversation with the closest living thing other than yourself: BUSTER!! BUSTER!! WHERE ARE YOU!! searches backyard cant find 'im

5.Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Some documentary last person had inu yasha... lucky

6.Type your name with your elbow. made,lreine man i'm skilled

7.What happened last time you were typing on this computer? blond memory wont go back to yesterday

8.Stand up. Close your eyes. spin around 3 times. Open your eyes. What do you see? T.V has kayaks didn't turn it off from the documentary got lazy

9.If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you be? ...

10.Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they say? EMABSMBT. Yeah i rock!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Mwahahahaha, I have a plate of peas and a spork! You know what that means... (everyone runs away again)

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and
down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best
John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several
bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas
and kleenex are optional)

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"

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The Kitsune in the Leaves by Raziel777 reviews
Sonic and Naruto Crossover! A mysterious group of ninjas show up in search of the chaos emeralds, sending Sonic into the greatest battle of his life. And when Tails awakens the spirit of the Legendary Nine Tailed Demon Fox, all Hell will break loose.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 355,390 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Sonic, Tails, Naruto U.
Dances on the Rainbow Bridge by CharlieXBella reviews
Isabeau and Loki have finally acknowledged their love for each other. But will they be able to face the troubles given to them by various outsiders who resent the strength of their relationship? Living together in the castle of Asgard the couple will have to wade through the depths of each others person and latch onto whatever they can retain during this difficult time.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Loki - Complete
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Tobi Tales by FrescaPower reviews
A series of completely nonsensical stories starring everyone's favorite masked Akatsuki member. Chapter 12 is up! Yes, I FINALLY updated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Obito U.
closing walls and ticking clocks by Inflamore reviews
A series of drabbles. 'as long as things keep changing, we have got to keep fighting.' 'we'll be fighting forever.' 'exactly.' chapter 1 - freefalling
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009
Shoes by Elfian Aqua reviews
Sonic loves his shoes. Tails knows this because he sees the time and effort his guardian puts into caring for each pair he buys. Coincidentally, Tails also notices that each pair he buys has buckles. Why always buckles? Why never laces? ONE SHOT
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Tails, Sonic - Complete
If I Fall by Inflamore reviews
Originally titled Calling You He ran to him, his vision blurry as he embraced him tightly, saying nothing. And suddenly, their whole world changed...and it changed too soon... SonicTails brotherly;; SonAmy
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sonic, Tails
Tobi, Our Baby by iNejiHina reviews
Konan finds a 3-year-old Tobi running around in a corner. Now it's up to the rest of the Akatsuki members to take care of him; by acting as one big family. Auntie Sasori to the rescue! -Crack, Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Obito U.
The Tale of Zetsu Claus by virgofairy17 reviews
Hidan tells Tobi the tale of why the Akatsuki has to spend every Christmas at the North Pole. Contains reindeer having bad gas, lame presents, and Hidan's potty mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
Broken Bones by SupahTailz reviews
Sonic and Tails investigation into one of Eggmans operations take a twist, as Tails life is thrown in danger.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
The Fortune Teller by Procurator Fox reviews
Sonic and the gang visit a fortune teller, but Tails doesn't believe her warning to him. Was her Prediction Fact or Fiction?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Tails, Sonic
Tobi and the Wishing Well by BladedWithEbony reviews
Tobi finds a "magcial talking wishing well" that is really a scam from deidara, itachi, and kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Obito U., Deidara
My Name Is Tobi by Winged-Wolf13 reviews
Tobi is found unconscious in the forest of Konoha, and taken in accordingly. Complete, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Obito U. - Complete
Aquaphobia by Inflamore reviews
Sonic the Hedgehog has always been deathly fearful of water. But what happens when Tails falls into the lake unconscious? Faced with an ultimatum, Sonic either has to face his fear, or risk losing Tails forever :SonicxTails Brotherly fluff. Oneshot.:
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Wherever You Will Go by Inflamore reviews
Oneshot; brotherly fluff After a near death experience, Sonic sits with the sleeping Tails, wondering what will happen to the kitsune if something ever happened to Sonic. Heartwarming story of how no one ever really leaves when remembered in the heart.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Sanctuary by Inflamore reviews
Sequel to Wonderful Request for Crystal Persian "James...promised he was here to stay, too." Tails looked at Sonic from over his shoulder, tears swimming in his sapphire eyes. "Words only mean so much after awhile, Sonic." sonicxtails brotherly COMPLETED!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
Wonderful by Inflamore reviews
After 8 years of no contact, Tails's father returns, causing an emotional roller coaster for the young kitsune. Tails's father swears he's here to stay, but Sonic thinks otherwise. [Rated for swearing] [sonicxtails brotherly] [Originally called Fathers]
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
The Adventures of Tails the Fox by Hedgehog Warrior reviews
Perfect for all Tails fans! a look at Tails' everyday adventures in childhood. Tails is 4 and a half in this story like in AOSTH. Second chapter: Tails Goes on an adventure with Sonic.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tails, Sonic
Mystic Genesis by Raziel777 reviews
Tails sets off on an epic quest into space to uncover a secret power, hidden for millenia. When old and new enemies rise up, he is forced to do battle to save his friends and his own soul. ON HIATUS
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,749 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Tails, Sonic
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Birthday reviews
Its Tails birthday and he wishes it wasn't. The two most important people in his life aren't here. Cosmo who is dead and Sonic who is missing. WORST BIRTHDAY EVER! He calls it. One shot. TailsXCosmo rated T cause i feel like it, could be T but meh. enjoy
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Tails - Complete
Mobius here I come
School project on migration - had to write about moving out of Australia what you felt what you brought etc. - i chose to go to Mobius cause it rocks and when i finished i liked my story so much i decided to put it on ! One Shot enjoy
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki of Oz reviews
What happens when you mix the Akatsuki with the Wizard of Oz? you get a hilarious story of Deidara trying to find his way home rated t for beeping and Youi and stuff like that
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Taismo Taisolly reviews
Tails, still hurt by the loss of Cosmo, stumbles across another girl who amazingly is a fox with two tails. She also has recently come across a great loss. Comforting each other, Tails has to decide weather this is a new love or is he stuck in the Past?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Tails, Cosmo