Hey! I'm awkward.

But, if you don't mind speaking with awkward people, you may chat with me. I won't bite.

Oh! And, I love and will always love USUK.

Yeah, that's about it.

(Also, I kinda write sometimes.)

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

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Friends & Best Friends

FRIENDS: will lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: will take yours and shout “Run bitch, run!”

FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: help themselves and are the reason you have no food

FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying “That was kickass!”

FRIENDS: calls your parents Mr. & Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: call your parents DAD & MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: have never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Have seen you cry, but don’t tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell anyone

BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell

FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days and give it back

BEST FRIENDS: lose your stuff and tell you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”

FRIENDS: will comfort you when a guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: will go up to him and say, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”

FRIENDS: are only for high school/college (AKA, drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: are for life

FRIENDS: only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story

FRIENDS: would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, “I’m home!”

FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

BEST FRIENDS: will kick the crowds’ ass because they left you

FRIENDS: would ignore this story

BEST FRIENDS: would repost this shit!

Bye! It was nice to have you visit my profile.