Monogram's got a crazy assignment for Perry but can the monotreme handle a round-the-clock job or will Doofenshmirtz catch on too quickly? Rated T for some mature content. Perryshmirtz

Summary- Doof is feeling a little down on New Years Eve, but can someone make him feel better? Worst summary ever, yes I know, Perryshmirtz. Human Perry. One-shot. Boyxboy

Zim had forgotten. Dib never realized. All it took was an intergalactic war for Zim and Dib to see that there was no time for a kids game. -light ZADR, rated for violence-

ZADR: Dib had created the perfect machine, and he'll be damned if it doesn't work.

Eric Cartman slowly drifts into madness after being traumatized by events from his childhood. Kyle notices something different about him, but will he want to know what Eric is hiding? Rated M for later chapters including slashes, suicide, rape, and abuse

Doofenshmirtz family reunion, and Perry's being forced to tag along. But after an act by Roger, they come to realize that they've been more than frenemies for a while. Perryshmirtz oneshot.

"The only thing predictable about love is its unpredictability" Perryshmirtz

"I have no friends." A Kyle centric Kyman one shot rated T for language.