Hi Hi everyone! I'm Ebony Kitty
For starters, I am a girl
I am completely and hopelessly addicted to FanFiction
My friends are awesome
I am a musician, an obsessed piano-player
Generally I can be very shy (honestly, not anymore)
Oh, and did I mention that I'm a yaoi fangirl... (this is still entirely true, though)

Yeah xD

PINK

Pink is the color of blood fading into the clear water of a mountain stream...

Pink is the color of sakura petals honoring the fallen warrior...

Pink is the color of a bruise newborn and perfect upon pale skin...

Pink is the fuhrer's bloody favorite color!

Pink is the COLOR OF DEATH damnit!!

It is evil! Evil I say! Cower before the pink! Cower! Stop, stop making fun of me!! I am the Graceful Assassin and I'll kill you, all you bastards stop laughing! Why God, why, why, why...?

(that's what's on the little avatar thingy...I thought it was cute and it fits Marly so well xD - anyway, it doesn't belong to me or anything, just to make that clear)

Fav Pairings:

AkuRoku (how can I not love them?)
Marlyx (Marluxia/Demyx...well, when I RP it's always Marly and Demy, so I've grown to luv them)
SoRiku
XemSai
Cleon
Cloud/Seph
Seph/Genesis
Zack/Cloud
Seph/Zack/Cloud (haha, I love this, who wouldn't?)
Drarry (yeah, Harry Potter...I had to throw that in there)

Let's see...

1. I am a musician, as I have already mentioned. I play piano and violin and I aboslutely love almost every type of music
2. I read a lot and I am rather obsessed with supernatural romance (vampires, werewolves etc...)
3. I do not have a favorite food (unless you count chocolate) since I could never decide
4. My awesome friends and I are practically brain-triplets...it's kinda scary
5. I suck at writing poetry...I've tried, believe me!
6. I have been writing stories since 6th grade
7. Kyle Landry is awesome and you should so totally check out his YouTube videos - www.youtube.com/kylelandry
8. I tend to be very shy around people I don't know
9. I spend a ridiculous amount of time on the computer
10. I love yaoi
11. I love Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy even though I have never played the games (I cannot play video games)
(When you guys read this...you really need to teach me how...)
12. I like cats more than dogs (I don't know why, but I've always liked cats more, not to say I don't liked puppies...:D)
13. I have never been kissed before
14. I also love horses, I just don't like riding them (it makes my butt hurt damnit)
15. I can be a little hyper (ok...more than a little) when I've had sugar/caffeine and am listening to crazy music

Other than that...I really don't know what to say =

I love Sephy xD

And Zack-Puppy

And Cloudy

And Organization XIII

Oh...And I really, really, despise homophobia

This made me cry...:

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
I am the one that lives on the streets because I am scared to go home.
I am the teen who lost all his friends because I told them the truth.
We are the couple who can't get the tax benefits of companionship because we are both the same gender.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret, because I won't risk losing my family and friends.
I am the sibling that gets called a fag just because my brother isn't ashamed of who he is.
I am the girl that was assaulted behind my school because some stranger wanted to teach me to be a "real woman".
I am the Christian who is discriminated against because many of my faith are not as accepting.
I am the guy down the street that can't get a disability pension because my partner is a male.
I am the man that is afraid of losing his job for expressing his true identity.
I am the mother that sees my son come home from school every day in tears because the other kids call him a girl.
I am the celebrity that wishes I could tell the world who I am, but I'm too scared.
I am the child that dreams of seeing my mum again. The courts won't let me because she lives with another woman.
I am the Youth Worker that sees hundreds of kids thrown out of homes because they were honest with their families.
I am the religious leader that was excommunicated because I said that God loves everyone, regardless of their sexual preference.
I am the woman who suffers domestic violence because I was pushed into a marriage to a man by my church to cure my homosexuality.
I am the girl who struggles to get up in the morning because school is so cruel to me.
I am the football player scared to come out because I might lose my contract.
I am the Christian that can't find a pastor to marry me to my soul mate, who is the same gender as I, in the eyes of God.
I am the woman that wants to join the army, but my family won't let me because I would look like a dyke.
I am the boy that always wanted a Barbie, but no one would let me have one because it was "gay".
I am the adolescant ashamed to tell my own friends I am a homosexual because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the student that had to switch to another high school on my senior year because I told my teachers that I was homosexual. One said I was going to hell; the other wanted to cure me.
We are the parents who buried out daughter long before her time just because she was "different".
I am the daughter, the girl you raised and loved. Now you won't talk to me because I shattered your dreams of ever having grandchildren and you are afraid of telling your friends for shame.
I am the one who can't face her own mother because she knows deep down, she disapproves.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the person that cannot be myself for fear of what others will think of me.
I am the person who wants to be treated like a human being instead of an animal.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I wanted to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court said I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grew suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the girl who believes God killed my uncle because the day before I started dating my first girlfriend.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
We are the couple who can never hold hands in public because of the disgusted glares that follow us.
I am the best friend, the same person you grew up with and told your secrets to, the person you don't talk to anymore because my partner is a woman.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the one who was not allowed to attend church because my "sin" would taint the other members.
I am the teenager who gets kicked off an all-girls swim team because I told one of the coaches about my girlfriend.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the one who was shot and killed in a place I thought safe because of my preferences.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who is always crying herself to sleep at night because I am afraid of my mother finding out just exactly who I love with all my heart.

Repost this if you're against homophobia!!

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Number your 12 fave Kingdom Hearts characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Axel

2. Leon

3. Cloud

4. Sora

5. Riku

6. Zexion

7. Luxord

8. Xigbar

9. Aerith

10. Demyx

11. Lexaeus

12. Roxas

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Of course!

2) Do you think Four is hot?

Mmm...not hot so much as cute. And he's a little too young in KHI if you know what I mean

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

trying to imagine...no, it's not coming to me

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Not really in the KH world

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hmmm...intriguing...

6) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic

Well, no one said it had to have a plot... In which our blond hero finds himself trapped in a closet with our innocent DemDem...whatever is he to do? (YAOI, bondage, possibly toys (that completely depends on whose closet it is) and lots of cramped closet-smex lol)

7) Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Uh...I don't...think...so...?

8) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I dunno, my other writer friend (coughKupo9089cough) seems awfully shy about writing lemons... Though I most certainly would... (Mmm...yummy, with a little Cloud and Zack on the side maybe?)

9) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

HAHA! Warning: YAOI - not responsible for mind-scarring - bondage, toys, threesome, BDSM, Dom-Uke and maybe chocolate

10) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

lol, I can't see Demyx picking up anyone (our RPs have forever changed the way I see our innocent little water-boy)

11) Cuter couple - Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve?

Riku/Aerith or Demyx/Roxas...

I have to say I'm way going for Demy and Roxy...I just cannot picture Aerith and Riku together...maybe it's cause she's like way older than him and taller than him and she is totally made for Zack-Puppy (even thought Zack-Puppy is OMG so f-ing HOT and I want him for myself...)

12) What would Six say if they caught Eight and Three kissing?

OMFG...did the world end while I was reading?!

13) How would you feel if Eleven died?

sniffle - They only want their hearts! Why do they have to DIE?? - Besides, Lexaeus is awesome...not to mention that who wouldn't want some of that...can you imagine how much muscle must be under that cloak??

14) Which is a more disturbing pairing - One/Four or One/Seven?

Axel/Sora or Axel/Luxord...

I have to say the second one is infinitely more disturbing even though the first makes Axel a pedo (not that he isn't already one xD), but the second has...possibilities...I have an open mind, and I'm sure Luxy would enjoy a game of strip-poker

15) Would Eight ever want to kill Five?

Uh...I dunno...hmmm... Maybe if Riku decided to steal his eyepatch and passed around pictures of the time he wore Larxene's lacy pink panties on his head (see Xemnas Reports)

16) Would Four or Nine be sad if Twelve got run over by a car?

Would Sora and Aerith be sad if Roxy was run over by a car... Fuck yeah! I can't imagine Aer not being sad, cause she's just like that...and Roxy is Sora's Nobody (and twin brother in our RPs...)

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice no. 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a no. 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessecary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a boy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

This is an interesting little questionare thing that my sister showed me to and I thought it looked interesting, so I figured I should put something here (cause I haven't written on my profile in like a million years...)

Anyway... The point of the quizzy-poo is to pick 10 fav anime characters and answer questions about them, da

1. Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII

2. Marluxia from Kingdom Hearts CoM

3. Squall Leonheart from Final Fantasy VIII

4. Byakuya Kuchiki from Bleach

5. Allen Walker from D. Gray-man

6. Juushirou Ukitake from Bleach

7. Grimmjow Jaegerjacquez from Bleach

8. Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII

9. Abel Nightroad from Trinity Blood

10. Alucard from Hellsing

What Would You Do If...

1. Number 5 (Allen) was stranded on the toilet because he was out of paper?

I don't know... Allen is pretty nice... and cute... but... I might just ditch him. Is that horrible of me?

2. You came home one day and found Number 3 (LeonLeon) and Number 7 (Grimmjow) in your house, both drunk out of their minds?

The two kitty-cats... I'm not sure it's safe to leave them alone together while drunk (especially Grimmy, cause we all know how that would turn out .) Then again... if I could get both of them in one bed...

3. Number 8 (Sephiroth) offered to fix the plumbing problems in your house?

Um... Did Sephy learn that in Hojo's lab? I don't want it sliced and diced! (Come into the bedroom instead, Sephy... I'll tie up Cloudy for you and hire and professional plumber...)

4. Number 2 (Marluxia) showed up at your school as your substitute teacher for the day?

Marmar! SQUEEEEEEEEEE *glompz* :3 "Will you help me torture my friends into insanity?" :D

5. You accidently saw Number 10 (Alucard) wearing nothing but a small purple speedo?

blinkblinkblink* Wait wait wait... Don't go anywhere... Need to find camera and scissors...

6. Number 3 (LeonLeon) insisted on driving you around town wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?

That's sounds just like him... "Hey, LeonLeon, will you carry my shopping bags, too?" (So I can stare at your ass *drools*)

7. Number 9 (Abel) killed Number 6 (Ukitake) right in front of you?

Abel, did Juu-kun taste good? :D

Would You Allow...

1. Number 6 (Ukitake) to redecorate your house for you however they see fit?

Um... maybe? If he pays for it (And stays permanently in my basement chained to the wall :D)

2. Number 1 (Vincent Valentine) to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?

That's a tough question... but I'm gonna go with NO PLZ! (Chaos would kill my teeth D;)

3. Number 10 (Alucard) and Number 5 (Moyashi) to be left alone in your apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?

I would have no food, my apartment floor would be stained in blood and my neighbors mutilated bodies would be scattered all over the apartment building -- in other words HELL NO!

4. Number 8 (Sephiroth) to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?

I don't think he fits in my clothes... O.o

5. Number 2 (Marluxia) to try and fix your computer when it's messed up?

"Uh... Marmar, dear, I want it in one piece, not fifty!" *hides laptop from deranged pinkhead*

6. Number 4 (Byakuya) to set you up on a date with Number 9 (Abel)?

I don't date 900-year-old perverted Catholic priests (not that I don't like you, Abel, you're cute and all...)

Okay, scratch that... I guess I could live with it...

7. Number 1 (Vincent Valentine) and Number 3 (LeonLeon) to operate heavy machinery together?

I don't think that's a good idea. I guess they could probably handle it... maybe... (except that they have no idea what they're doing and I don't want them to dieeeeeeeeee *bursts into tears and huggles to death*)

Relationships...

1. Number 5 (Allen) asked Number 2 (Marluxia) out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do?

Wonder who's the top in this relationship and if I can sneak a camera into their bedroom

2. Number 7 (Grimmjow) asks you to dance. Do you accept?

Hell yes! *salivates over hot abs*

3. Number 8 (Sephiroth) and Number 9 (Abel) are fighting over you. What happens now?

This is the part of the story where I tie them up in my bedroom and do naughty things to them (and then let them kill each other afterwards in the backyard)

4. Number 1 (Vincent Valentine) tries to kiss you. What do you do?

Uh, kiss him back! DUH!

5. Number 3 (LeonLeon) confesses his secret love for Number 5 (Allen). What do you think of this?

OMJ LeonLeon you're such a perverted pedo! *huggles* Can I watch?

6. Number 6 (Ukitake) is cheating on Number 7 (Grimmjow) with Number 3 (LeonLeon) and you find out about it. What do you do?

Comfort Grimm-kitty :3 And then seduce him into my bed (and then get revenge on Uki and Leon afterwards... :D)

7. Number 4 (Byakuya) proposes to you. What would you do?

Stare blankly and wonder what the Hell is going on (and then say yes and ravish him in a closet)

Random Nonsense

1. What in the name of holy rabbit-dogs was Number 1 (Vincent Valentine) doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel and 3 AM?

Having a manic episode...? (Doesn't matter either way *kidnaps*)

2. What if Number 2 (Marluxia) tied Number 4 (Byakuya) to a flag pole and threw shoes at him until he cried?

Does Byakuya know how to cry? O.o

I think they should get along well. They both like pink right?

3. Number 8 (Sephiroth) and Number 5 (Allen) dance around a table naked. Upon seeing this what is your reaction?

What in the name of Holy Jashin-sama are you doing? *oogles*

4. Number 10 (Alucard) has just officially been given a pyro license. What happens now?

Isn't it obvious? The world ENDS.

5. Would you tell Number 9 (Abel) to "WOO, TAKE IT OFF!"?

I would probably do it. I mean, he's a Catholic priest, but he's fucking HOT

6. What was Number 6 (Ukitake) in prison for?

He was framed for the murder of LeonLeon by Grimmjow because he cheated (on the sexy blue Grimm-kitty MWAHAHAHA!)

7. What if suddenly Number 4 (Byakuya) smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OOOOOHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!"?

WTF? (will you hold still so I can take pictures? :3)

More Randomness

1. What would you do if Number 1 (Vincent Valentine) woke you up in the middle of the night?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM YOU PERVERT?

2. What would you do if Number 2 (Marluxia) asked you to go out with him?

Say yes, of course!

3. What would you do if Number 3 (LeonLeon) walked into the bathroom while you were showering?

OMJ GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM! *throws soap at Leon's head* (unless you want to join me D)

4. What would you do if Number 4 (Byakuya) cooked you dinner?

Are you sure Byakuya cooked this and didn't just have his legion of Kuchiki lackies do it for him? (But I appreciate the gesture anyway :DDDDD)

5. What would you do if Number 5 (Allen) was lying next to you on a beach sleeping?

Stare, drool, fantasize and molest... not necessarily in that order.

6. How did Number 8 (Sephiroth) get in the hospital?

Cloud beat up... again... Don't worry, I'll kiss it better! :DDDDD

7. What would you do if Number 9 (Abel) made fun of your friends?

Abel, cut the sugar... and the crack... please...

8. What would you do if Number 10 (Alucard) ignored you all the time?

Be grateful to live a few days longer.

What Would They Do...

1. Two serial killers are hunting you do. What will Number 1 (Vincent Valentine) do?

Protect me *v* I luv you Vinnie SQUEEEE!

2. You're on vacation with Number 2 (Marluxia) and manage to break your leg. What does he do?

Well, in my dreamworld I'd like to think that he carries me to safety and kisses me all better... but I think Marmar would probably just leave me to suffer or poke me with a stick or something.

3. It's your birthday. What will Number 3 (LeonLeon) give you?

He'll probably give me something corny live flowers .

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What will Number 4 (Byakuya) do?

In my dreamworld, I would like to think that he dashingly rescues me with his awesome Shinigami flash-step powers, but in reality he'd probably just ditch me there...

5. You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 (Allen) do?

Well, as far as encouraging me... he'd probably try to reassure me that it wouldn't be embarrassing at all, but since he doesn't seem to know the meaning of "embarrassment" I dont' think he'd be much use...

6. You're about to marry Number 10 (Alucard). What is Number 6's (Ukitake's) reaction?

Probably try to talk me out of becoming a Mina Harker do-over. (Then again... Alucard is okay... sometimes... maybe... right? At least he's a sexy vampire who rips ppl apart for fun D)

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 (Grimmjow) help you cheer up?

He'll take me to get revenge on the bastard who dumped me. I'll watch him rip my ex into little tiny pieces and feast on his flesh and blood and soul MWAHAHAHA!

Grimmjow knows how to cheer me up so well :DDDDD

8. You're angry about (being dumped) afterwards. How does Number 8 (Sephiroth) calm you down?

He's a social retard... He doesn't know how to calm people down! (He'd probably just help with the revenge...)

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 (Abel) support you?

He says a lot stupid cheesy things, waves embarrassing banners with my name on them while jumping up and down on a sugar high and cheers like an idiot.

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 (Alucard) do?

If he's annoyed, probably shoot me. If not, he'll probably be laughing and whatever unfortunate soul is the butt of our joke right along with me.

Relationships Part 2

1. Is Number 1 (Vincent Valentine) is all you've ever dreamed of?

Well, he's pretty damn close!

2. Number 2 (Marluxia) tells you about his deeply hidden love for Number 9 (Abel). What is your reaction?

Awwwwww Kawaaaaiiiiiiiii

3. You're dating Number 3 (LeonLeon) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Maybe... (they might not like the way he dresses, though)

4. Number 4 (Byakuya) loves Number 9 (Abel) as well. What does that mean?

That means Abel is too sexy for his own good! (STOP STEALING ALL THE HOT GUYS ABEL? RAWR!)

5. Number 6 (Ukitake) appears to be a player. He breaks many hearts. What do you do?

I wonder what you were smoking when you had a delusion about Ukitake being a player and flirting with girls...

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 (Grimmjow) can't stop looking at you. What's going through your mind?

Either it looks really stupid and Grimm-kitty is going to laugh at me or I've conformed with his horrid taste in grooming and need to get it recut.

7. Number 8 (Sephiroth) thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

Sorry, but you're probably right. You only have stalkers. But I will be your stalker, too. I

8. Number 9 (Abel) is too shy to face you and sent you and email confessing his love. What do you do?

Well... hit him over the head for being a jerk, and then kiss him (for a few hours) and then tie him up in closet (and keep him as a pet. I wonder if he regrets confessing now...)

Friendship

1. Could Number 1 (Vincent Valentine) and Number 6 (Ukitake) be soulmates?

Well, maybe they could. I have a delicious image of Chaos ravishing a poor, writhing, sexy Uke-Uki on the floor like a freaking animal. I guess it could work :3 However, I don't know how well they'd get along...

2. Would Number 2 (Marluxia) trust Number 5 (Allen)?

Does anyone NOT trust that adorable, cute face?

3. Number 3 (LeonLeon) wants to go shopping with Number 7 (Grimmjow). Come along?

Hell yeah! Who wouldn't pass up the chance to stare at their kitty-asses all day?

4. Number 4 (Byakuya) is bored and pokes Number 10 (Alucard). What happens afterwards?

Bya-kun dies. End of story.

5. Number 5 (Allen) and Number 1 (Vincent Valentine) go back back to school together. What study will they pick?

Something to do with beating up evil villians and saving people in distress (I refuse to use the word "damsel" and acknowledge the existence of that stupid pigtail girl from DGM)

6. If Number 6 (Ukitake) and Number 3 (LeonLeon) cooked dinner, what would they make?

Ohagi, since I have no idea what LeonLeon would eat (and I would put Uki in charge anyway)

7. Number 7 (Grimmjow) and Number 9 (Abel) apply for a job together. What job?

Killing people for shits and kicks? (Well, Abel would want a legit reason, but really...)

8. Number 8 (Sephiroth) gives Number 5 (Allen) a haircut. Is that okay?

Absolutely not! He'll hurt the moyashi *sniffle* (besides, Sephy has a phobia of scissors..)

9. Number 9 (Abel) sketches what Number 6's (Ukitake's) perfect girlfriend would look like... what does she look like?

A monster, because I wouldn't put Uki with a girl in a million years. If he's not with Shunsui then he should be with another guy, because he's not assertive enough to be a dom and would end up being dominated by a girl if he had a GF

(And I would be jealous that it wasn't me and kill her, but that's not important at all .)

10. Number 10 (Alucard) and Number 8 (Sephiroth) are blushing while they talk. What are they talking about?

Alucard doesn't blush. And neither does Sephy. I mean really. Seriously.

But, for the sake of being a pervert, lets just say that Sephy is the only one blushing and Alucard is the one instigating said blushing :D

PS: can vampires blush?

And here ends the quizzy-poo. I hope you enjoyed my late-night crackheadedness. Goodnight! :D

Man, it's been like forever since I added something! So here we go :D

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet

He: Why do you wear a Bra if you've got nothing to fill it in? She: You wear pants, don't you?

He: Your body is like a temple. She: Sorry, no services today.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief)

To the administration of Fanfiction.net,

I am one of many members of Fanfiction.net that is deeply concerned with your current actions on this site. The deletion of countless stories and numerous accounts has already called in massive protest, both in the form of authors publishing letters of worry and in two petitions against this sweep, one of which at the present moment has over 11,500 signatures, found on change(dot)org. However we feel that a more direct approach may also be needed to make our voices heard.

Many of us feel confused about this sudden sweep, as up to the present that you have, as we believed out of respect for the artistic freedom of us authors and the understanding that in our current society both violence and sex have become, largely due to the easy access of visual and acoustical material through the world wide web, such mundane parts of life that an average sixteen-year-old or older is well aware of them, and as such suited to read a story containing them, considering that many teenagers around the age of sixteen often already have direct and personal experience with sex, and indirect experience with violence through television, cinema and/or computer games, kept a tolerant stance regarding such content in our stories. We labored under the assumption that you were aware of the mixed ages of your members, and as such accepted that a thirty-year-old man may be neither willing nor able to write like a fourteen year old boy. We were also certain that you were well aware that certain genres such as romance, tragedy, horror, drama, angst, crime, and hurt/comfort need violence and/or sexual content on the higher levels of literature, as without it such genres quickly become stale and boring. Your sudden, unannounced and absolute purge of countless stories, without giving the authors a chance to edit their work, as such feels to many of us as nothing more than the callous and malicious stomping on months, if not years of hard work.

We were all assuming that you were aware of the spread ages of your users, how else would we explain the existence of the K and K-Plus Ratings, yet with your current actions many wonder why you have two whole ratings of stories for a group of users who are according to your own Terms of Service not supposed to be on this site, as your ToS clearly state Fanfiction.net is intended for users aged thirteen or older, yet none for the adults that make up a large percentage of the members on this site.

Your current purge of stories, while perhaps not illegal, although morally questionable as you are in some cases destroying stories for which your ToS clearly grants us ownership, has also concerned us authors for a different reason. Your current policy of removing stories and banning authors without warning and, as those who have received a notice of this, both intended and 'accidental' messages, know, without explanation as to what is wrong with the story, where in the story that part is, and what we should keep in mind for future stories we might write, is unnerving, as it leaves no option for debate or improvement. We authors are also not given a chance to edit and correct our work to save it from deletion. While this was not your intent, your actions worry us authors because they clearly show us that on Fanfiction.net we have no right to object an unjust treatment, nor do we have any kind of protection against the arbitrariness of the administration. We are not accusing you of maliciously deleting our stories without cause, we are merely noting the fact that the administration too is human, and as such not infallible to error.

Many of us fear that with this purge you are opening a rift between the administration of Fanfiction.net, and its users, which is something we hope to avoid. You may have intended this sweep to be a simple matter, however for many authors it is the end of an era, an era of artistic freedom on this site. We are all members of Fanfiction.net, and many of us were very proud of this fact and the site itself, striving to stay true to its motto: 'Unleash your imagination'. With the current policy of deletion, many of us fear that we will soon be faced with the choice of either leaving this site we all took pride in and derived joy from for years, or find ourselves in a shadow of the site we knew and loved, where censorship demands that we no longer unleash our imagination, but instead are forced to bind, gag and cage it. Neither option is something we truly want.

We of course understand that children should be protected, although current society makes this pretty much an exercise in futility, however simply deleting everything is no solution. There are alternatives, from having Adult-stories only visible to actual members to a simple 'are you above 18?'-button, all far less drastic options.

The simple fact is that we authors see Fanfiction.net as something unique, and we are of the opinion that simply going to another site is not a viable option. The closest match allowing the MA-Rating, Adultfanfiction.net, has multiple issues, including the fact that there is apparently no supervision and essentially no organization, stories belonging into the yaoi-folder clogging folders like 'general', where our stories would likely land. Adultfanfiction is also almost entirely composed of pure smut, and many authors who worked hard for their stories would not want to see the fruit of their labor stuffed between two porn-flics just because there is a single lemon-scene of perhaps 3.000 words in a 200.000 word story that's there because it fits or furthers the plot, or even a story that has no sex and was flagged for violence, where the author will feel even stronger that his work does not fit into the general style of the site.

We of course realize that the administration cannot work miracles, and that some things take time, however there are things we can ask for. First is the immediate stop of the deletion of stories and accounts, and, as far as possible, their restoration, at least for a time-period in which negations can be held. We are aware that you will not immediately jump up to completely change the rating-system, however we have listed a number of, as we feel, reasonable demands that you should take into consideration before continuing this purge of stories: 1. Many authors and readers were not yet members during 2002, and have trouble seeing where exactly the problem is. We ask that the administration give us the reason the MA-Rating was banned in 2002, and if you insist on your current stance, give us a detailed explanation as to WHY the rating cannot be reintroduced to this site.

2. Authors put a lot of work into their stories, work that the administration takes advantage of by allowing advertisements, including noise-producing advertisements that pose annoyances for readers, to be placed on our profiles and stories, which doubtlessly is a way to finance this site. As such, seeing that it is the work of the authors that keep this site alive, every author who works on his stories and in that manner supports this site has the right that, if his or her stories are deleted from the site, he is given a concrete explanation why, to prove that the story, or as it was referred to in the Terms of Service, the User Submission, for which the site reassured him he retained the ownership-rights in its ToS, was removed, and in the cases where no copy exists destroyed, for a valid reason and not solely on the whim of an administrator. Another reasonable request would be that the author in question be given a period of at least 24 hours before termination so that he may edit his Submission to meet the guidelines, or save it to be reposted on a different site so that his work will not be lost.

3. If the Administration can afford the resources for actions such as the current purge of stories or the Image Manager, an addition of debatable usefulness seeing that many, if not most, authors will lack either the motivation or the artistic talent to create individual covers for their stories, then the community may request additions that are actually helpful to a majority. Here two suggestions.

3.1 We request that, if the Administration insists on keeping its current policy on the Ratings, they do a review of them and clearer define what conditions must be met for a Submission to be given a specific rating, seeing as the current explanation of the ratings is extremely imprecise and leaves a great deal to individual interpretation. The perhaps most important statement 'Detailed descriptions of physical interaction of sexual or violent nature is considered Fiction MA' (Source: Fictionratings) could hardly be more vague, seeing that every individual has a different concept of what precisely counts as 'detailed'. An explanation as to why the rating for adults, who make up a large percentage, if not the majority, of the users of http://www.Fanfiction.net is banned, yet the ratings K for children five years and older, and K-Plus for children nine years or older is valid despite the fact that the Terms of Service clearly state that http://www.Fanfiction.net is 'not intended for children under 13' (Source: http://www.fanfiction.net/tos/), would also be appreciated.

3.2 In the recent years the genre known under terms such as 'Slash/FemSlash', 'Yaoi/Yuri' or 'Boys Love/Girls Love' on this site has grown steadily, and while in the name of tolerance it is only correct, and even admirable, that these stories remain on this site like any other, there are a number of readers that, while not against homosexuality in any shape or form, are simply not interested in reading such stories. However, there are Categories in which the ratio between Slash-stories and non-Slash-stories has reached a point where a reader looking for a non-slash story has to browse to up to six pages of summaries just to find a single one. This has doubtlessly led to the point where some readers have given up searching in that category, which means that authors writing non-slash stories in that category have lessened chances of getting the views, and reviews, that many hope for in order to improve their works. As such, we request that the site allow authors to tag their stories as slash, as most already do in their summaries, and enable users not interested in such stories to filter them out so that they may easier find stories they are interested in in all categories, and so that users who are interested may also find such stories easier.

We members of Fanfiction.net have stood silently for years and watched how this site changed. In recent years some of the changes have concerned us, as they seemed unnecessary and, and here I apologize for the bluntness, as useful as foot-fungus. We see no point in having 5cm of white space to both sides of our forum or on our profiles, and especially not in our stories where we appreciate every millimeter of space filled with plot. We see no point in ordering stories by popularity instead of alphabetical, as we can read the numbers of stories in a category, and we can find a category by alphabet, but may not know how popular a story is, meaning that we now have to manually check every single category to see if it is the one we want. We see no point in having the 'advanced'-button when we press search, as it is obvious we want the advanced options when we clicked on search instead of typing our search word into the bar that appears when you let your mouse wander over the word 'Search' in the gray bar at the top of the page.

We took all these things, and we would have taken the other changes, however this purge of stories is a step far too drastic. When we joined Fanfiction.net, Section 11 of the Terms of Service clearly stated that we have a duty to protect and defend this site. In accordance to this duty we break our long silence now, to protect Fanfiction.net from itself.

We implore the administration of Fanfiction.net to rethink their radical stance, to protect the sanctity of the authors and their works, and to help us that Fanfiction.net will still stand tall as a bastion of creative writing in the future, that it will still be the wonderful ground on which people of all genders, ages, religions, and colors may freely Unleash their Imagination.

Penname: Thanathos, a once proud, now deeply concerned member of Fanfiction.net. One voice amongst many.

For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.

EDIT: Just made a forum on this to, should be on the profile, not sure if that will help.

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The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on thy computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 300 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above commandment number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in thy fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use , D;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shalt try to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for thy personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy created character's names be more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character--yes, we know that thou art in love with thyself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how thou dost end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a good reason for the change.

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in thy summary. This annoys thy readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speakest--writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody, or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thy readers.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thy readers shall be confused.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THY READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on. It displeases the masses, causes thy readers to lose their vision and makes angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before thou writest the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thy summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thy readers.