Soooo, it's been like nine years since I've written fanfiction of any sort yet I still get emails telling me I've been saved to favorite author lists and the rest. (Thanks! You're the only reasons I haven't deleted my account!)

Considering the fact I'm almost 30, I feel like I should try to distance myself from fanfiction I wrote 10-15 years ago because possible future employers love this thing called Google and I don't want them to think that I sit in a dark cave all day writing pokemon fanfics. It's bad enough that I've been a mail lady for five years so mail lady pokemon fanfics = postal whackjob, amirite? hahahaha!

All the website links I had here were bad because I hadn't updated my profile since I was 20.

Any of my fanfics that I feel like saving are currently being re-worked into a original stories, because I like my plots. The entire Rose Series is one of them.

Apparently it's still acceptable to write Dark Shadows fanfics.

I've never read Twilight.

I like to think I'm funny.