COMPLETELY REWRITTEN: No longer starts as canon, it is completely non-canon. AND I AM NOW CONTINUING THE STORY - The trio return for an 8th year at Hogwarts. House unity is promoted, new relationships and friendships blossom and because Harry Potter is involved, it is definitely not a quiet year! M for sexual themes, violence and swearing!

Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy met on the train to Hogwarts their first year. What will happen with the next seven years of dating, breaking-up, fighting, crying and school? Will it push the two friends together, or create a wall between them?

Hermione is pregnant who is the father? And why does Remus have a necklace that is the other half to Hermione's? SEQUEL to "Severus Snape's Mistake" If you haven't read that yet I suggest you read that first before you read this one.

A Potions accident in his sixth Hogwarts year takes Harry back in time. Will he be able to save his parents and change the timeline? Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry. HP/GW, LE/SS not JP! , MM/AD

A Sequel to 'Little Stars'. The children and grandchildren of Bellatrix, Andromeda, and Narcissa.

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Ed and Al have started at a new school, Ouran High. It seems normal enough, until they meet the Host Club! What happens after a mistaken identity and collision ensue? Alternate universe, rated T for minor violence and swearing. DISCONTINUED/RE-WRITING. SEE LAST CHAPTER FOR INFO.

A haphazard series of one-shots about mornings in the lives of various characters. Each chapter is an independent snippet. One of my first fanfics ever!

Arthur never thought he would be part of a club, but when he breaks a vase he is pulled into being part of a Host Club. Will he survive this new school and club? Pairings: FrUk, PruAus, UsCan. Rated T for Iggy's foul language

Edward's screams tore through the crisp air as his blood was turned black. The madness devoured him whole, body and mind, and he soon fell into the growing night. With only Roy to turn to, will Edward ever see the light of Dawn? Or will he be forced to forever wander in the Dusk? Parental!Royed, A tragedy of father and son.

Karmyn Dallas was Normal. She had her skeletons, but everyone does. She had thought her life was boring, but she wants it back- anything but THIS. THIS wasn't real. It couldn't be! It was FICTION, a STORY. But in truth, none of it was... and the proof was standing right in front of her, telling her she couldn't go back. Get used to fiction- it's reality. (REWRITE POSTED!)

Hermione/Draco Post-war Hermione finds a jar of Dragon's Blood in her new home that leads to a completely different path anyone would have imagined.

Draco is given a list entitled '20 Things That Draco Malfoy is Forbidden To Do But Probably Will Do Upon Reading This List' by his best friend, Blaise, and he is challenged to complete every task on the list, no matter what the consequences

It's Christmas at the Burrow. The Weasley's are handing out gifts, and surprisingly, Harry has a few he wants to pass out as well. What will they be?

In a forest in the middle of nowhere, two clans fight for the right to rule. In the heat of the conclusion of endless feuding, can a simple medicine cat save the clans? Or will there be endlesss destruction? PruCan, forbidden love. T for safety

10 years after his parent's deaths Matthew is in pain, he cuts, but when he begins to contemplate ending it all will his new silver haired classmate be able to save him Rated T for blood, self-harm, attempted suicide, Gilbert's mouth, and because Carlos and Ivan are evil.

Krystine was just trying to get through the summer with her cousin that refuses to stop calling her "her sexy lesbian lover" and then she clicked the popup and now...she is sharing her poptarts with a russian! OC/Russia OC/America. HIATUS!

Even after Olivia stopped believing in Hetalia, it never truly left her and her friends alone. One day, they unknowingly meet America himself, who just wants to be the hero for once in his life.

Arthur Kirkland is severely abused by his father at home and has to care for his little brother Peter. What's worse is that the people in his grade are giving a bad time. But when he meets Alfred F. Jones, the new boy from New York, Alfred acts like a beacon of hope for Arthur; a hope that could change him forever. Rated T for swearing, abuse and slight YAOI. USUK, PruCan and OCs.

Thinking the countryside is nothing more than a quaint and empty place, Chelsea escapes her life in the city to become a farmer, where she can finally be alone and at peace. However, she'll soon discover that her initial assumptions couldn't be less accurate. This was originally entitled "Hearty Harvest?" Chapters 1-3 have been revised.

FACE FIC. Does NOT pair up FrUk. Alfred and Matt fall very ill and Francis and Arthur have to get along to care for them. Chapter 8 has been uploaded. 10/15/12

DISCONTINUED! X( (I'm really sorry!)

Her first word was CRUCIO. The story of the daughter of Bellatrix and Rodolphus.

Gilbert is dying. And he was the only one who would never forget Matthew, just as long as Matthew would never forget him. PruCan plus other implied pairings; angst; human names; AU/school based; yaoi and, of course, character death.

England introduces America to the comedic genius that is Monty Python. Hilarity ensues sometimes at inopportune moments . Drabble-ish and America's very overactive imagination. Mainly rated T for Iggy's language.

Alfred, an enthusiastic American is forced to go and live in England all by himself when he's not even thirteen. Upon discovering Arthur his odd roommate among the other strange students in the all-boys academy he's been enrolled in, Alfred has to see the difference between the person he really is, and the person he wants people to see him as. Multi-pairing, Complete!

Yes, the title is a mouthful, but the mouthfulliness is worth it! Reading this is NOT a waste of your precious time! Guaranteed! And if you don't like it, BRING ON THE FLAMES BABY! Oh, and check out the characters; it's HILARIOUS! x3

Lily and Severus never stoped being friends what happens when Severus does the one thing he can think of to save her?

Germany is awoken in the middle of the night by a horrifying sound coming from under his bed. "Hon hon hon..." Why the heck is France hiding under his bed? France-centric. Rated T for language, randomness and, well, France.

England finds an iPod after a world meeting and soon finds out it's America's. He finds an interesting playlist on it that attracts his attention. Is it all about him? USUK.

"Hold on. Liechtenstein THREATENING Switzerland? Belarus AVOIDING Russia instead of obsessively stalking him? Either this is a sign of the Apocalypse, or I somehow poured beer into my cereal this morning," all the nations thought along these lines.

Let me put my spin on the commentary of My Immortal, one of the most... interesting fanfics ever written. Rated T for Butt trumpets, abuse of the English language, and insults that blow your mind... Read on if you dare.

Title is self explanitory. Prussia writes his final Diary entry...

England's eyes widened. "Unsinkable? well thats quite a feat" he said looking at the boarding pass of the newest ocean liner. "Titanic." Non-movie based. Better than what summary shows. Rated T just in case

Yes, it is that time of the month for Elizabeta. And not to mention that today is she and Roderich's anniversary. What could possibly go wrong besides everything? R/R! :D

England falls through a mirror and ends up visiting an unexpected, yet oddly familiar stranger. In a different world where none of the rules apply and anything goes, will he get out alive? 2ptalia.

A set of somewhat bizarre circumstances has stranded the Hosts in Amestris. Tamaki wants Ed and Winry to declare their love. Roy establishes a Central Command Host Club. And it just gets weirder from there. Post FMA canon, AU in the extreme.

I remember tears streamin' down your face when I said "I'll never let you go." "Mattie?" Gilbert looked down at the blonde in front of him. He was curled up in the fetal position, shaking. Drabble; Fluff; PruCan with slight mention of GerIta :I Based on the song by Taylor Swift ft The Civil Wars

Gilbert has many things he likes aout Matthew, but there is one thing he loves above the rest. What is it? Human names used. Drabble.

The summer before fifth year, Hermoine and Draco bump into each other-in a surprising place. Originally a one-shot, now expanded.

It's a normal day, America forgets some stuff at the meeting and England has to bring them to him. The only thing he doesn't realise is that he isn't alone in the house. England slowly comes into contact with some people who share the house with America.

"Sometimes I just wish that I wasn't a country!" America learns that he better be careful what he wishes for, especially when he has an alien friend who can make it happen. America's world is turned upside down as he wakes up as some guy called Alfred Jones, but if he's not a country anymore then who is he? More importantly, what happened to everyone else?

Just a small poem that I re-uploaded to this account from my old one. All rights go to their respected owners.

AU; Matt and Al have been closer than ever since their father Arthur attempted to murder Matthew, and their Papa Francis committed suicide. They don't know what led Arthur to commit the crime, but they find out it has everything to do with black magic.

Despite how pathetic he looked, how needy he was, Edward continued to cry. -Parental!Riza/Edward

A Cursed Knife is given to Russia, and it doesn't take long for the other countries to be effected, starting with the nation no one will notice missing, Canada. CHAPTER TWO IS UP FINALLY!

All was right in the world... then Riza Hawkeye shattered the peace with one question she'd always wanted to ask. "Why don't you like milk?"

I hug him tightly, and I dread to think that this is a dream. But nothing changes, nothing fades away. Now I and Alfred can be together for eternity. I can be truly at peace now.

Summary: AN: I wanted to try the Mini Lily challenge so here it goes. Selene Lily Potter is literally a mini clone to her mother Lily Potter nee Evans. How will this affect Severus Snape, the nasty Potions Master? Rated T for Child Abuse!

A one off fluff piece... A what-if scenario plays out in Switzerland's mind involving a grown up Sealand and Liechtenstein... unfortunately, I don't think either of them would be too keen on the idea at this time, but in the future, who knows?

Kink meme de-anon, USUK, Gakuen!AU. Arthur sleeps in class and Alfred finds it funny to tell on him, until he realizes that something is very wrong with Arthur's life and that he has to become Arthur's anchor to reality lest he lose the one he loves.

Almost twelve years later, it seems as if all was safe. But as Harry leads a mission to exterminate a pair of werewolf cubs, fathered by the infamous Fenrir Greyback, he soon finds himself plunged into a web of treachery, deceit, and intense family drama

Lily, Al, and James Potter go back in time and meet... lots of people...

Gilbert wrestles with the decision to tell his best friends if he's dying or not.

Germany and England get drunk one night, and a random, stupid, bizarre conversation erupts...hey, who doesn't love Harry Potter? Contains strong language and weirdness

Lillian, a shy young girl going through the loss of her parents, finds comfort in a small farming town and an unexpected boy named Cam.

When the lights go out, things get romantic. one shot.

When Anastasia Vanderhoff first made her way to Hogwarts, she never expected to be sorted into Slytherin! Her whole family has been in Ravenclaw for generations. And she never thought she would start to fall for James S. Potter... But she won't admit it!

Hermione and Draco go to America. How will Draco manage in the muggle world, and can he ever escape his past? Dramione.

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Oneshot Ed has just returned from a mission and just wants to sleep. Roy takes care of him and hears something he never expected. Parental RoyEd, fluff, no yaoi

Canada's reflection on how much America changed after 9/11. Serious!America and Concerned!canada. T for theme REVIEW

REPOST It's every bad Harry Potter fic you've ever read. Reading the books, Ebony, American Transfer students, Harry's siter, abudant OOCness and more. Dont like cruel parodies? Well don't read this. WARNING- This may destroy all faith left in hummanity.

Something seems to be going on with the minds of Emma Brooks and Sirius Black. Its starting with a bet, but will the bet end with love on both ends? Read to find out then review! kinda on hiatus or watever. but i have plans for the rest and a sequel!

Hermione slowly touched her lips with his, letting her professor experience his first kiss. He was unpracticed and unsure of himself, awkwardly not touching her, afraid of her shying away from him. He then broke from the kiss hastily, "Get. Out."

Chelsea was found and raised by a tribe of Natives on Sunny Island. She knew she was different from the Natives, but they treated her like she was one of them. It never triggered to her that she wasn't, until they came...

When a new girl comes to Ouran with a dark and secret past, Nekozawa is driven to figure it out. But what if there's a reason it's hidden from him? NekoXOC

Maggie Carter is seemingly normal, but when she finds the place of her near-nightmares, she meets her destiny, and some unexpected freinds... please R&R! Rated T for possible languge in later chapters. Genre3- Freindship just btw

An essay I did for Health class. We had to write a letter to a 'friend' to convince them to not smoke and I, being the HP fanatic I am, naturally chose Voldemort. Oneshot, but if anyone wants an entire correspondence, I can write more. For those who care, I got an EXCELLENT grade on this ;D

Super smash Host full of ToD's, and humor!

Twelve Reasons Why Harry Potter Pwns Twilight. Any indignant Twihards out there wanna argue? Come at me bro. Just remember, "OMGGGG THEY'RE LIKE SOOO HOTTT" is not a valid reason. Oneshot.

Charlie's leaving for Romania and Percy wishes he'd hurry up. It's Percy's turn to be the oldest of his siblings and he thinks he's got it all figured out. So Charlie gives him a test-run. Will he still think it's so easy to be the oldest?

Snape gets bitten by a Vampire. Let the fun begin.. ;

Severus Snape Crashes Lily and James Potter wedding and does something a wee bit crazy. and then he makes a very inportain promise to a young boy. Ands sees a sight that will change him FOREVER. LILY/JAMES SEVERUS/LILY oneshot. Please Review!

"Let's flirt in the middle of class, and laugh our butts off in detention. Let's sit at the others table in the Great Hall, and snog where everyone can see us. Then, we'll say it was a joke, for their benefit, but do it again tomorrow. Let's fall in love"

Death is one of the only things that is definite, but before that, there is always life. Series of four-point view's into Snape's life.

Six-year-old Sirius is afraid that Walburga is dead, because she's just frozen in that picture perfection. Written for the I Love You Mommy Challenge.

Kevin G's rap, re-written by Harry Potter.

Crackfic. In which Harry is a wuss, Hermione is a psycho, Ron is into slash and Draco is much less bitchy than usual. Covers all seven books.

The Dursleys jet off to Spain for the summer holidays, leaving Harry without a home. He must stay at Hogwarts over the summer, recieving evening classes from the dreaded Potions Master, whilst trying to entertain himself during the day...

AU world, sortof. The war is over and Voldemort won. The few survivors were enslaved by the Death Eaters at an auction. Guess who picked Hermione? will get more cheerful.

Severus Snape's thoughts as he looks into the Mirror of Erised. One-Shot. Rated T to be safe.

In honour of Harry's 31st Birthday, I wrote this oneshot. I know I'm a little late, but it still counts, right? R & R if you think it's cute!

Nineteen years later, brown eyes meet grey. Dramione one-shot.

Snape meh-ish childhood. One-way love. A dose of amortentia. The unexpected. A Snape/Lily story that may just break your heart...or make you go "aaaaaw"

Severus just made the worst mistake of his life, he lost his best friend and the only person he cared about. What will he do about it? Not even he knows. He doesn't even know his feelings might not be as unrequited as he thinks.

A tale through the life and lies of Severus Snape through Hogwarts and beyond; Living life because of Lily.

When Snape is left alone in Dumbledore's office, he uses the time to repair some unresolved issues.

This is a one shot song-fic based on the song Enchanted by Taylor swift. I hope it's good because this is my 1st song-fic. Please read and review, I'd really appreciate it.

Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Something blue. Severus Snape, James Potter, a heart and a glass of tears. SS/LE

Maybeck, while being humiliated by Finn and Philby, makes a bet he's sure to regret.

Severus wanted money. Hermione wanted a name. What happens when a Snatcher most believed to be dead returns and threatens everything?

Hermione visits George after drinking with Ginny. George tries to figure out how to get some sleep while Hermione insists on playing games. Yep, this is gonna be a long night... ONESHOT!

If you're a die-hard fanfiction writing, fanart drawing, WRock listening Potterite like me, I'm sure you see the same thing I do in the mirror of Erised.

Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"

If anything, this was just tragic. Pitiful. Frustrating. Absolutely absurd. Not to mention humiliating. And yet Draco's mother was not aware of any of these things. And it seemed to him, that she rather enjoyed this. Funny One-shot, rating for language.

Upon planning a prank for Umbridge, Fred finds himself without the help of his dear twin and instead enlists the help of a certain Slytherin by the thing the twins do best - blackmail.

Let's just say this story has something to do with Arthur and a corset...

why is Snape always too late for everything?

Draco Malfoy is facing the Dementors Kiss for being a death eater. There are 16 witnesses against him and only 4 for him. But he only cares about one of them. And to him, she could be his Salvation. **Currently a 1 shot, but will be turning into a full length story soon** Review Please 3

What's wrong with Snape?

One-shot. Mable Ironhill is a shy Ravenclaw girl who gets dragged to the Yule Ball by her best friend, Lily Evans, even though she doesn't have a date. One boy asks her to dance though. Marauder's Era,bad with summaries.I don't own anything but Mable.

My Wii has gone through a lot for this. Basically, just Animal Crossing City Folk- not much to it. Well, it's more detailed, your character has a personality, and, guess what?- all the animals are human. I know, takes the fun out of it, but oh well.

Bob Pitfall Disaster ?

Just crazily random... My own take of an alternate ending for Harry Potter... Really funny and, well, random. R&R please...

She was ready to end it. She was done. No more feeling insignificant. Amanda had done a pretty good job of that in the past, what with flaunting her perfect skin, her perfect body, her perfect Finn. There was so much she wanted to do...But no longer.

We all know that a ton of events in PJATO series occured in the CHB forests. Well, this one of a kind and sorta egotistical nymph will explain all the events from a nymph's POV from Capture the Flag, Luke betraying Percy,and finding the Labyrinth.

Sharpclaw, and Cherrytail ponder strange feelings they have been having, takes place before Skyclan's Destiny, SharpclawxCherrytail, Slight SparrowpeltxEchosong, One-shot

A party. someone spiked the punch so that the love between Snape and the new teacher is revealed but as morning comes words are said and hearts a broken will these actions make her walk into the arms of another?RATED T TO BE SAFE!

He was just an animal... How was he supposed to survive? No food, and he got angry. Top it off with hunger, and he's insane.

What if Snape got fed up and went to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter? And then met up with some drunk HP fans? Hilarity and craziness ensue. Fluff and humor galore!

The entire Host Club is shocked when Kyouya suddenly commits suicide. They know that he wouldn't have done it willingly, but when they look into it, in they find the truth, and the fact that none of them are safe.

hey, it's romeo; you nearly gave me a heart attack. Scorpius/Rose

Harry has just been accepted as DADA teacher by McGongall. But on his way out he knocks over a bell jar containg all the Time-Turner dust from the Dep. of Mysteries. Now he's way back in time with the same job only, he's teaching his parents?

The frantic voice of Claudius Templesmith shouts above the trumpets. But he is too late. And for the first time in history, the Capitol will not have its’ victor.

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

To save poor Mary Sues and fools from the fire of flamers. Maybe.

A MaxFang oneshot. Fang's POV. Fang gives his views on the flock, especially toward their leader.EDITED

Juliet and Artemis have a fight, will they get back together? Originally a songfic, lyrics now removed.