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Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter. Pweeeeeeeeeese! Read my story, "When Something was Different" and review! I will love you for the rest of time!Name: Liz Occupation: Worshipper of J.K. Rowling (J/k, God, I didn't mean it, honest!) Future Ambitions: To be an actress/author and be married to Daniel Radcliffe, Rob Thomas, and Mr. Connolly (my hostory teacher). Wow, I am really sad... I read Harry Potter. I obsess about Harry Potter. I write about Harry Potter. I draw Harry Potter. I eat, sleep, and breath Harry Potter. I don't suffer from Potterholism. I enjoy every minute of it. |
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Love Knows No Species reviews
In a fandom full of constant clichés, only one thing can change it all: A romance between Mrs. Norris the Cat and Gilderoy Lockhart. Read at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2002
When Something was Different reviews
Sadie Tibbs is an ordinary muggle fan-fic writer...but when she gets sucked into her own fafic, EVERYTHING gets turned around! Draco Malfoy, Death Eaters, A Pegasus, the Ultimate Monster, and Harry-hating abound!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,801 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2002 - Published: 5/23/2001
Fun with Lily, James, Mr. Gilbutt, Harby, Jill.... reviews
Title's too long...History has been changed and Harry's parents are back...and he's got a rabid sister as well! Can Harry survive his new life with Jill, a visit from Harby, Mesh Man, Mr. Gilbutt...read and find out! Laugh-out-loud insanity!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Magical Cheesy Garlic Bread reviews
Harry is staying with the Weasleys and he and Ron get some garlic bread for a snack one day...Mrs. Weasley goes balistic, but the bread sends Harry and Ron back in time to the night Lily and James died....can a song and a magic chicken save them all?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Very Hogwarts Talent Show: Part Two reviews
The long-awaited sequel to my fic, 'A Very Hogwarts Talent Show'. The results to the competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2001
Consider it a Miracle reviews
A sudden appearence by two very important wizards totally rocks Harry Potter's world...and changes it drastically for the better. But who are they? Read to find out! MWPP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2001 - Published: 11/24/2001 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Stay Away From Wax Tadpoles reviews
A rather odd little fic about a trip to Hogsmeade that went...well, rather odd. In response to this month's ACHOO challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11/30/2001
Harry Potter and the Staring Contest of Doom reviews
Harry and Voldie are in the midst of an intensely intense staring contest...who will win? Barbies, starfish, and lots of laughs! Please read if you love insanity!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2001
Sirius Was Coming Over/The Night I Lost it All reviews
A story/poem from Remus Lupin's POV about the night James and Lily died...very sad! Please Read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Remus L.
The Yule Ball Returns reviews
In response to the first-ever ACHOO challenge: The Yule Ball is back at Hogwarts, even more exciting than before, with all new treats such as Crest toothpaste and Spanish singers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6/29/2001
Harry Potter and the Ancient Random Babblings reviews
Mambo the Little Fireplace Man delivers the prophecy that will rid Harry of that ebil ebil Voldie forever! But can he find its secret message? Warning: INSANE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2001
A Bleeding Heart reviews
I think Just read it. I stink at these.Popo the dancing monkey!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4/17/2001
The Magical Menagerie reviews
Hermione, Harry, and Ron need new pets...insanity ensues!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2001
Harry Potter and the Song of the Phoenix reviews
A new student with a mysterious past enters Hogwarts...Harry (of course) falls for her, but he learns that sacrifices come with true love...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2001 - Published: 3/5/2001
A Very Hogwarts Talent Show reviews
Read the title...I believe my sense of humor has gotten a tad bit more sophisticated...you'll like this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2001
The title is REALLY REALLY long and it won't fit reviews
an entire story in TWO SENTENCES! YAYISH! The title is really a summary of the story, but you have to read it to find out the title. See, I'm tricky!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2001
Dark Promises reviews
A darkish *SERIOUS* fic about somebody...some radomness in my author's notes, but who cares...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/4/2001
Harry Potter is High on BaookMarks reviews
If you're curious, please just read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 1/20/2001
Harry Potter and The Happy Penguin Cha-Cha reviews
*sniffle*Oh, sorry...it's just that, well, I think this is my best one yet...a literary masterpiece...just R/R, pleeease!!!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2000
No title...Please suggest one for me! reviews
Really said story about Neville...involves suicide themes and death. Please R/R!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12/13/2000
Harry Makes a New Friend reviews
Another "funny" story, written by me in my spare time. In this one, Hedwig is killed and Harry recieves a duck...just R/R...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2000
The Mary Sue that Wasn't reviews
My very own *first* Mary Sue fic... with a twist.... oh my, Mary Sue lovers (and haters) will LOVE this!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2000
No Respect! No Respect at All! reviews
A story from Voldie's POV... i think you'll like... poor Voldie... VERY surprise ending. It's pretyt short, please R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2000
Moldyvort's Final Stand reviews
It's stupid, it's hilarious, just read and review. I'm reposting because I JUST LOVE INSANITY!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 11/19/2000
The Lighter Side of Harry Potter reviews
Beware, this story is weird. But it is also funny. It's weirdly funny. Harry and Ron are in a dumpster in Japan... no plot, really, but I think you'll at least find this stupid poorly-written tale humorous...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2000
Last Goodbye reviews
Hi...this is the second time i posted this fic. I want more people to review! I only got 12 reviews, but 108 people saw it! I am really proud of this fic, It's my favorite one, but then again that's not saying much compared to the other stuff I wrote... j
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11/18/2000
Wasted Away Again in Extra Potions Work! reviews
It's my first fic-thing. This one's a parody of the Jimmy Buffet song, "Margaritaville"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2000