A collection of slash fics that don't belong anywhere else. Mostly Dean/Cas in various AUs. Enjoy! The Snapshots 'verse has been moved to its own story, and they will not be added here anymore.

All Castiel really wanted was to bake a pie; who knew how much trouble would result? /continuation per so many requests

Castiel swore he was done with decisions that permanently changed Dean Winchester's life. A year after his most disastrous, his newest choice may present the largest challenge of Dean's life: Fatherhood. Combined with normal and not so normal hunts, angels and demons being secretive, and the glimmer of romance, parenting won't be easy. No mpreg. Destiel.

Fanfiction, you have broken me. This is Johnlock of the worst kind. I know it's pure dreck but it was soooo easy to write. Which may say more about the inside of my skull than the show. One-Shot. John jots down a disgruntled, rule-formatted internal monologue which starts off Not Gay and ends up being Very Slash. Rating for teh seks. Edit: I said one-shot, didn't I? I lied.

Part of the Home in Motion universe, but not really necessary to read to understand. Cas makes a number of observations about his lover as he gets to know and understand him better. Destiel.

Oh no! Sherlock is failing his anatomy class! It's up to John to help him! Warning: smut. Don't like, don't read. Now: 2 NEW CHAPTERS WITH MORE COMING SOON IF REQUESTED!

Dean has a surprise for Sam. Also part of the Home in Motion 'verse. All you need to know is Dean has an adopted son and there's established Destiel.

Sam realizes that what he thought he knew about his brother was only a very small portion of the picture. Part of the Home in Motion universe, but it's not necessary to read the story for this one-shot.

Destiel AU. Lawrence, Kansas, 1959. The Miltons are new in town, but the Winchesters have been around forever. Castiel, the Miltons' youngest son, hates his new home— until he meets a green-eyed greaser who changes everything he knows about society, life, and love. [art by kat-chup]

Set after Scandal in Belgravia. John asks Sherlock about Mycroft's snide remarks, and it goes from there. All smut, no plot. Second chapter added by popular demand.

Sherlock likes to experiment on John in his sleep. John has a few experiments of his own. (Do not try this at home. Just don't.) A cracked romance.

In which Mycroft derives sexual gratification from abusing Lestrade's nipple and Lestrade loves it. You probably shouldn't take me too seriously...

Going undercover, Sherlock and John pursue a vicious killer to a gay group sex party. Not unexpectedly, things get a little out of hand. Set after Baskerville, but before the Fall. Lots of M/M sex, don't like, don't read.

"It won't hurt," Sherlock reassures. "I know," John breathes.

A short ficlet that i wrote for someone. Just out of curiousity and fun. Interested in BDSM, Sherlock decides to check out the book 50 Shades of Grey and wants to carry out an 'experiment' on John. Sherlock/John. MXM

John is making Christmas cookies, and Sherlock wants to have sex. Written for Secret Santa on Tumblr for Ninja Terra. Smut with some fluff.

The five times that John and Sherlock managed to right themselves before their son Hamish walked in on them doing the nasty and the one time they didn't. There will be man sex. You've been warned.

Sherlock feels hot against him, his skin heated up and John lets out a whimper, reaching out for him, feeling hotter than he'd ever felt before.

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

The people who matter do not come into Sherlock's life by droves, but these few are enough. One person - not even a person yet; just a few cells - enters it and is enough to change it all. Sherlock and John have a baby, and learn what really matters.

Post-Reichenback reunion. Now that Sherlock is back, John has to decide if he wants a relationship with him - and what that means. Rated NC17 for graphic sexual content and language. Johnlock.

John comes home from a night out to find Sherlock sleeping, but not for long.

Whenever Sherlock feels angry or Frustrated or lonely, he paints a blond haired man that is a figment of his imagination.

A Johnlock. Sherlock has been "dead" for about a year and a half and John is having a hard time accepting it, trying to wrestle with his possible feelings for him. Sherlock finally comes home and the reunion is more intimate than either expected.

Post-Reichenbach. Title says the basis for it. A reunion that needs to happen; a love that needs to be admitted. Johnlock. SLASH.

Set after Season 2 finale. Sherlock realizes that John's life is in ruins after his suicide. He decides to sneak into 221 B Baker Street at night and discovers that John has been seeing Sherlock often- in his dreams. Slash/ sexually graphic.

In response to this on tumblr: AU idea: Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester.

An unfortunate accident leaves Sherlock without his memories and rebuilding their relationship seems to take a rockier start than John had hoped.

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have lived several times over. As best as they can tell, they'll continue to do so until Baker Street no longer stands.

Sherlock can be a bit possessive. He finds a coworker flirting with John one day. He doesn't like it. Just a funny little drabble in case you're feeling down.

Series of Johnlock based on basic emotions categorized by colors. Work in progress. Hopefully I can keep it interesting. Each chapter is different: angst, smut, fluff, casefic, you know. The usual.

Sometimes you have to make up for lost time. PWP.

Sherlock would love to tell John about his new experiment - but since John is the subject, that could impact the results. Also, John might protest about having that camera planted in his bedroom. Preslash (bordering on slash). Beta'd by percygranger and gretchen4321; Brit-picked by hms wellington. *Read the story from John's viewpoint in Alternate Hypotheses!*

Sherlock's relationship with Mrs. Hudson is not quite what it seems in this crackfic parody.

What do you do when the love of your life shows up in your apartment after three years of thinking he's dead? You punch the bastard in the face, of course.

Mycroft attempts to convince Gregory that a change is necessary.

John Watson is not gay. He just isn't. And Sherlock Holmes knows it. Of course. Platonic? Why would you ask? Just friends? What else is there to be? Does Sherlock care what John thinks about it? Yeah right. This is how The Detective solves The Doctor, and The Doctor fixes The Detective.

One of John's longest running fantasies comes true in the back of a cab comeing home from a case but he gets more than he or Sherlock bargained for.

Even after three years, John still has trouble with Sherlock's sleep schedule sometimes. And sometimes it is no problem at all.

A one time thing turned into a two time thing, until they didn't care how long it lasted. Then Loki leaves and Tony is left with morning sickness, and lots of questions. Summaries aren't my forte. MPreg, FrostIron. Some things go a bit further then T, so I put it at M. Read at your own risk.

My first casefic for fuckyeahjohnlockfanfic august contest. If you like cases, read. If you like humor, read. If you like romance, read. If you like Johnlock sex...read.

Ridiculous but realistic adaptation if a toddler could melt Sherlock's ever cold exterior. Johnlock parentlock Rated M just to be safe!

Molly has gotten out of a relationship and becomes rather unhelpful. Sherlock decides to cheer her up by creating "Ben" - the perfect man to raise her confidence up via text. Little does Sherlock know the consequences of creating the perfect man and how Molly really is outside Bart's.

Smutty little one-shot with basically no plot. Sherlock gets jealous when a client flirts with John.

Adam is alive and out of the cage but things are wrong. He can't reach Michael, he's sick and when he falls asleep he's having dreams where he sees his dead mother. Men aren't supposed to bear children but Adam's special, and Michael's an archangel; only the baby is killing Adam slowly and there's nothing Sam and Dean can do but stand by and watch. Adam/Michael, Dean/Castiel

In which Dean enjoys sharing, Sam likes getting sloppy seconds, and Cas is slightly overwhelmed, unsure of what exactly he's done to deserve this gift the Winchesters have given him. Destiel, Sassy, Wincestiel, and pure smut, so consider yourself warned.

Gymnophoria: n. the sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Johnlock.

John goes on a date. Sherlock is displeased. NSFW. Sherlock/John.

Sherlock and John are forced to take a long journey for a case. Things don't go as exactly planned. NSFW. Sherlock/John.

"Will you let me eat dessert?" Sherlock asked, resting his forehead against John's, "Off of you? I want to taste the sweet against the salt of your skin."

A mysterious man left for dead in a London alleyway, bearing a mysterious tattoo and refusing to give them more than his name. Sherlock's dream come true. Shameless crack.

He knows he shouldn't be looking. Except it's a bit difficult to turn away and walk down the hall when it's so obvious and fascinating and there, almost like an invitation. .:. peepingtom!Sherlock, bottom!John. PWP.

What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?

John thought he was being awfully clever, hiding Sherlock's cigarettes under the skull. But he forgot that's where they normally kept the lubricant. One Shot.

Companion piece to A Sinful Nature. You'll probably need to read that for this to make sense. Total PWP, though. Shwatsonlock, vamp!Sherlock.

AU, yes this was always going to be thing. Castiel catches his husband cheating on him, a handsome stranger offers him an amazing apartment, which just happens to have a secret. Dr!Cas, Stalker!Dean.

Dean knows his wife is having an affair, he just doesn't know with who - and when he finds out, it's worse than he thought. Destiel Slash AU.

Businessman AU. Castiel is sent on a company trip and Dean's a rent boy in Chicago. They meet and Castiel hires him and then it starts getting complicated.

After kissing Sherlock, John must make the decision, Sarah or Sherlock? Contains Explicit content, M/M small M/F

TWO-SHOT. Established Destiel. Sometimes the only right response to reality is insanity - Castiel is desperate to stop Dean before more damage is caused to the Hunter than he can fix. Contains Blood, Wing-Porn, Rough Sex, DSM and Angst.

Riza Hawkeye has been shot and Ed takes on new responsibilities for her memory and for his commanding officer. Warnings: Yaoi, MPreg, and sexual situations. This is my best attempt at a plausible MPreg