hidamarihide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars. Thought it was about time I updated this profile again! I read (and occasionally write) mostly Transformers and Slamdunk fanfiction. I tend to read more than I write though, I run out of steam easily. I don't mind slash and crack pairings. I love humour fics. Not much else to say I guess. I'll add more when I think of them later. |
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All's Fair by steelcrash reviews
After letting slip a personal detail, Optimus Prime finds himself becoming the object of pursuit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 102,865 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/9/2017 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Optimus Prime
Unrelated Gibberish by Okami-chan reviews
A series of one-shots and drabbles that more than likely will not tie into each other. Slash will be present and warned for in chapter titles. G1 and Movieverse. Ch. 50. Poooooooooor Spike. -Slash-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 27,795 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 5/15/2008
By Crescent Light by Kathrine reviews
G1, crack. Talking mascots, pretty skirts and sparkles abound: Prowl and the Pretty Sailor-Suited Autobots are here to protect and serve. Earth will never be the same. Just stay right there and we'll show you!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Theres None So Blind As Those Who Will Not See by Gimme-Chan reviews
Chapter 10! More Red Alert/Inferno! Red gets an unexpected visit from two very familiar mechs from his past. P/J will be sprinkled in. It is slashy, some angst. *Been Warned*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,017 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Prowl's Contraband List by The lunatic who cares reviews
Due to some incidents amongst the crew I have updated the contraband list to include earth items. Please take note. Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Prowl
Humanity for Dummies: Autobot Edition by Mazarine Fennec reviews
Time to learn about humans boys.. What? There's no manual? oh, damn, guess ya better start studyin' The Autobots find out just how to be a human... the hard way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,920 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008
Honour the Canon by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
A Sue parody. 07Movie, not 09 compliant. From ‘verse to ‘verse, Bots change, Cons change, humans change, but one great evil remains constant. And now she is in Movieverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Ghost in the Machine by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1 Takes place after Small Problems: Decepticons are mysteriously disappearing. But that's hardly the Autobot's problem, isn't it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,102 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Tanked by cyberwulf reviews
G1. Optimus Prime needs help. Only Sparkplug can give it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sparkplug W. - Complete
Transformers G1 and a Half by plenoptic reviews
A loving parody of as many episodes of G1 as I can fit into this brain of mine. The fun continues...eventually.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
28 Jazzes by Scape Goat reviews
For the 28s meme on Livejournal. 28 ficlets centered around Jazz in G1, Animated, and 2007 movie continuity. Contains various pairings and slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 9,317 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Autocats by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Spark Sitting by Arctic Banana reviews
Prowl volunteers to watch Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. What at first seems like another hectic night of Lambo-twin mayhem eventually takes a drastic turn when the twins realize that Prowl's a bit more fun to hang out with than they originally thought.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Hit The Brakes by Shimegami reviews
Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Where's My Jacket? by rainbowsindecember reviews
Just what the title implies. The Shohoku boys are definitely not happy.
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
The Grunt's Guide to Warfare by Tirya King reviews
G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,044 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005
Head Case by DitzyMusicLover reviews
Ratchet has an interesting medical case today. I don't own Transformers, or any of the characters used in this fic, not even their toys.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Ratchet - Complete
By the Pundreds by An Cailin Rua reviews
Movie: The Autobots make a discovery about the English language. A horrible, horrible discovery.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Optimus Prime, J. Keller - Complete
Exhausted by Cyndi reviews
Some things are universal among males... .o Movieverse o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
It's Just a Nursery Rhyme by TheShadowCat reviews
Movie Verse Ironhide is living with the Lennox family and learns some nursery rhymes. ONE SHOT!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
More Fragging Paperwork by amidoh reviews
Optimus Prime is wise and strong, but no one ever claimed that his literacy was his crowning acheivement. There is a reason that you never see Transformers doing paperwork.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Sand and Vacuum Cleaners by Cyndi reviews
He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/19/2007 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Official Declarations by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]It's Valentine's Day, but not everyone's out enjoying its many traditions and customs. Some mechs do have to stay in and work, and these are the stories of how four of them spent the day. Written for an LJcomm challenge. TFs are not mine
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
For want of a lab rat by MariaShadow reviews
G1, Humour. Happy Ratchet plus new Something equals Very Bad. Rated for minor cursing
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2007
Distraction by Nightwind reviews
G1 Staff meetings make Jazz dangerously bored. Poor Prowl gets to pay the price. Yes, it's clichéd. No, I don't care. This one is 'slash,' as you might have guessed, but nothing icky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Prowl's Angels by ZenNoodles reviews
When Prowl gets miffed, beware. CLANG! OneShot, G1. No intended slashes. Stars: The CMO, Twins, and of course Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Grin and Bear It by Tirya King reviews
G1. Collaboration with MariaShadow. The medic with an exterior of steel and spines is accused of having a fluff interior. Watch as insults and laser scalpels fly. Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Ho Mione Grunger & the TOTALLY Original Plotline! by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Liek, ’Mia comes back to hogwars one September and is liek TOTALLY different and has her heart set on a special someone!111 how will the others react?wait and see!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G.
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In the dead of the knight reviews
Jazz creeps around. Crossover with Knight Rider, sorta.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Being Squishy reviews
One of Wheeljack's thingamajigs blew up. That's no big deal, considering it happens on a daily basis and all. But when it transforms Cybertronians into... something else? Now that's a big deal.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010